snailsburger

this happens to me personally on a daily basis

we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones so when we break em there's a fun little surprise

they're annoying, they smell like dirty puddles but they have so much love in their tiny hearts. god bless these creatures

80% of people who hate this type of cheese never tried it because they're just repulsed from the way it looks. it's not my favorite cheese but it's not even the worst thing ever. it's edible, you can try it (unless you're lactose intolerant)

i used to pluck out the seeds before eating them because Greg Heffley instilled fear in me that a watermelon would grow in my stomach if i ate the seeds

for some reason, i kept misspelling this as "costcochondritis", like that one american retail chain. this also really fucking sucks

cool place, only problem is that i have a vitamin D deficiency from the lack of sunlight

been getting into this lately

this game is unironically the reason i have an autism diagnosis

a psyop invented by indie game developers so you can play "lethal company" and "peak"

you can tell Bill Gates genuinely thinks he deserves to live

i know a guy who carved soap in the shape of a butt plug and used it to clean his ass

If this happened to me i'd be like bruh

i used to try sucking out the maple syrup from a maple tree when i was a young'un. i deducted half a star because i hate canada

i've only had the chance to try this recently because when i was in school, some kid was allergic to mangos and we weren't allowed to bring them in and i never saw an opportunity to have one. now i realize what i've been missing out on for years. it's a good fruit

taking a walk in one of these can do wonders for your wellbeing

guy who is so fucking hooked up on the science behind bosnia and herzegovina's flag

it hurts, but is sometimes necessary to avoid causing trouble for someone. how cruel

i got hit in the face with a football when i was a little kid and i grew an irrational fear of any sport ball in my vicinity because of it

eating isn't enough, i need to have a beautiful, committed relationship with this

this shit is so useless if the rainy weather is mixed with wind because the umbrella will just invert itself and break