smcl

It's Pat Sharp, what more can I say?

The first "Toby" I ever became aware of, the Ur-Toby. Every other "Toby" is in my head derived somehow (cloned perhaps?) from Toby Anstis. I'm not sure what Toby is even short for. Christober?

S-Tier gender

John Fashanu. John Fashanu. JOHN FASHANU

The poor man's Brno

The thinking man's Prague

The 50+ year old (dunno the exact age, he could be a rough 40 or a youthful 70) security guard at my local "Albik" has a teenage girlfriend that hangs around him during his shifts and he looks fucking miserable all the time.

FIVE OUTLAW STARS

Deeply satisfying angle. And having a totally unique symbol to distinguish it from all of the other angles was a masterstroke.

It's whatever

Absolutely awful, I do not like it at all

Absolutely superb, I love it

Very convenient that your lips are so close to your nose, because that means you can smell this for ages after you put it on. If only it tasted as good as it smelled. Be sure to try the pomegranate flavour