shrapnel

wombat shit moulded into a human exoskeleton

dont even joke lad this is so fucking good

it's coming for you too mate

kills depression (good) slightly more ordered days (good) makes you look like a half life 2 stalker (bad)

im like hey whats up helo

funny but didi because hock too is about penis.... son of a glitch.... how did she slip this one past us....

rips your face off for taking my orange

swedish money laundering scheme that accidentally got good as fuck

the medic lays you down on your back gently and strokes your midriff whilst caressing your narrow hips, before asking you if you want his "ubercharge injection". you say "javol", and he pounds your little trap door. he whispers "the hurting is more rewarding than the healing ja?" you crumple into an orgasmic ball whilst he empties his cavernous balls into you impregnating you with his little german shepards

idunno

i would've lived

woke wants to cancel stimming - don't let them do it reddit - i need to bounce my legs and fuck with my rings

they dont call it choking the chicken for nothing mate

hi i'm israel my demographics are 90% white american and we think netanyahu is too soft

2 quid for some mince and it tasted nicer and saltier. i hate horses and think we should go back to killing them and putting them into our cows

SAVE ME MAMA CREAMY SHRIMP TOM YUM

penis too large for the PS3s limited memory capacity

deep cut for the technical muvvafuckrs of the world who want to know where shit talks on the wire

IYKYK...... this shit willburn your asshole going out . anybody with anything bad t o say about india has not had an ayahuasca-level rectal cleaning exam after some of this shit. north indians have not yet created anything this fucking excellent

tap into the future motherfuckrs

mild and refreshing and cool and sweet . you could put msg on this shit- would still be good. not exactly clotted cream ice cream. probably better for food-related sex since it's way more malleable and less sticky. maybe will still infect you with yeast.

this is NOT a bosnian dish this is a proud non-serbian CROATIAN dish from CROATIA and it's called CEVAPCICI

you dont know a thing about my kletka mate see me in my toska. catch me on the prognoz.

where am i

russia's biggest export is illegal pornography and pre-burnt crude oil

you don't know him like i do mate back off

I want it, I-I-I want it I want it, I want it I-I-Iconic, iconic I want it, I-I-I want it I want it, I want it I-I-Iconic I love it, I want it I-I-I love it I love it, I want it I-I-Iconic (it's that time, it's the nine)

ough im FAPSIng it im FAPSIng it so hard убить всех kaцапы братан 🙏

satanic. my children may only play new super luigi U for the Wii U

we're good mates

they are going to grind us up into nutrient bars for robotic arms brah

ohhhhhh yeah baby #weedawesome 😎

can't live with em either

there is a toby carvery there. it is like portland but crack instead of fentanyl because people havent moved on yet. its more like miami its full of geriatric fucks and there is no opportunity fuck this place it's the bromley of central north london 🖓

thinking about the tasty of the crab salad

my paws are cute and soft

no just god would do this to us ,but we maybe all deserve it for having comorbid autism

shit mate

im here every evening to spread festivites and cheer

apparently this guy is a major fraudster who profited off of the 2008 housing crash..... not cool dude

witawully me acwully

you win some and you lose some innit

i use this to get my friends fired from their jobs

woke nonsense

delicious but sadistic . i think albert camus liked them but he was an asshole