scheming eunuch
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loveeeeeee getting this wish i got it more
11/5/2026 · 1 commentcan hold rather unpleasant memories and be painful but they can also be quite beautiful to look at i think. i like that healing is colorful i think that's pretty cool
11/5/2026some of the most critters ever i think
11/5/2026very nice but mine are not shaped correctly to have it so minus one star for that
11/5/2026forever my sweeties
11/5/2026beautiful little beasts
11/5/2026my ambrosia
11/5/2026im twenty four years old why do i still have this bullshit on my face 👎👎👎
11/5/2026they can be fun sometimes with the right people but there are just soooooo many. so many. maybe too many. maybe there should be less
11/5/2026yessss im broke as fuck but i love experiencing media thank you pirates
11/5/2026cool thought experiment. surprisingly difficult
11/5/2026funni
11/5/2026funny name and also they can be mtf and that's awesome
11/5/2026love these guys
11/5/2026theyre comfy and easy to wear!
11/5/2026not very nice ive found
11/5/2026hard to fuck this one up
11/5/2026i think usually it is better to be nice
11/5/2026kinda concerning as far as ive seen
11/5/2026i got all these funny guys in my head! they make me create things. love them for that
11/5/2026they are soooo cool and pretty and stylish. big respect
11/5/2026i like to read all the stories... there are so many of them
11/5/2026still gets me boogying
11/5/2026insists upon itself
11/5/2026i do this a lot but sometimes i regret it
11/5/2026i thought i still had one as an adult but it turns out i was just doing internal family systems work without knowing. always there for you but the lack of physical touch is kind of a bummer
11/5/2026hardly ever fumbles
11/5/2026i love these!!!!!!!!
11/4/2026theyre doing this to me tomorrow
11/4/2026would love to try this someday. seems like it could cause problems though
11/4/2026usually these suck but sometimes they're good
11/4/2026cuties......... what if dog but long? genius
11/4/2026i will pursue every possible opportunity to have less of this in my life
11/4/2026so beautiful i love looking at it in real life and in CGI
11/4/2026love this shit but it's a little overused
11/4/2026fuck dude it sure did
11/4/2026saves my eyes <3
11/4/2026open source and free. goated
11/4/2026an icon quite frankly. they should give him pink hair again
11/4/2026i think it's pretty cool actually but it can get a little annoying at times. wish it was normalized more
11/4/2026he's hot and he's corny and he's sad. what else can i ask for
11/4/2026my goat
11/4/2026wacky woohoo pizza man. big fan
11/4/2026we gotta stop with this man
11/4/2026i like to put little kisses on my cat's forehead. idk what it's like with a person though
11/4/2026literally flawless character design
11/4/2026👎👎👎
11/4/2026one of the top video game guys of all time in my opinion. i think he should kiss otacon also
11/4/2026she is so beautiful to me
11/4/2026i dont see the purpose in these. theyre kinda funny sometimes but like at what cost yknow
11/4/2026cant beat it
11/4/2026an essential i should think
11/4/2026i havent seen them around since i moved. i miss them dearly. wonderful little creatures
11/4/2026where would i be without her <3
11/4/2026well they arent spotify so thats good
11/4/2026usually these are awesome but sometimes theyre too hot and sometimes theyre too cold
11/4/2026love these silly guys but the most recent games just havent been for me really
11/4/2026easily one of my top 5 food textures of all time
11/4/2026love these little guys. never played one myself admittedly because frankly i can hardly keep myself alive but i adore the artstyle
11/4/2026feels pretty bad usually
11/4/2026this man has a beautiful mind
11/4/2026yummy..... but watch out!!
11/4/2026not enough of this these days
11/4/2026actually pretty cool but you will attract haters unfortunately
11/4/2026make my rooms nicer. some of them are a bitch to keep but it's worth it
11/4/2026my face is covered in scabs always BUT it does feel pretty damn good i will not lie
11/4/2026banger
11/4/2026awesome homies that remind me that i do not have to be productive to have worth. all i have to do is be someone's friend. kinda wish we stopped trying to force exotic animals to be pets though
11/4/2026underrated mythological creature. wish these guys were more common in media
11/4/2026ive seen some great ones but there are some preeeeeetty bad ones out there ngl
11/4/2026beautiful and cute and great companions but i can't help but wish they were a little better at not expelling bodily fluids in inconvenient places
11/4/2026beautiful flowers, easy to get in my area. plus epiphytes are cool
11/4/2026not a fan 👎
11/4/2026so tender. so blissful. i hope i get a love like this some day
11/4/2026never met one i didnt like
11/4/2026man there has got to be something better to do with your life than to spam a funny meme website with bad reviews of the transgender wikipedia article. have you considered volunteer work maybe
11/4/2026 · 1 commentmakes me happy :)
11/4/2026yummy i like the ones with honey mustard seasoning
11/4/2026🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
11/4/2026funny song until you learn about its origin :[
11/4/2026fell off. its evil now. only good for looking at yaoi now
11/4/2026cutie patooties very pretty colors
11/4/2026 · 2 commentsvery cute. name seems kinda meanspirited though
11/4/2026great example of the beauty of ephemerality. very nostalgic summer sounds
11/4/2026pretty cool but kinda overhyped honestly
11/4/2026smell so good <3 minus one point for being invasive though but theyre plants they dont know any better
11/4/2026fun and useful but watch out!
11/4/2026good sounds for my brains
11/4/2026personally i don't get it but it's pretty harmless honestly
11/4/2026omg they are so beautiful. one of the birds of all time
11/4/2026never disappoints
11/4/2026makes me way less emotionally volatile but also makes me kinda sweaty. worth the trade off for me tbh
11/4/2026so many uses
11/4/2026liquid flavorrrrrr
11/4/2026it gets cold and dark at 5pm and makes me sad :( 👎snow is very beautiful though
11/4/2026very cute guys i wish i was a lizard person
11/4/2026peak. put some fuckin bacon in there man hell yes
11/4/2026you gotta be kidding me man
11/4/2026omg cute silly guys. protect them
11/4/2026good shit
11/4/2026hell yes need more of these
11/4/2026open your minds
11/4/2026ive got one of these i think
11/4/2026awesome thank you evolution
11/4/2026very useful, some of them arent very comfortable though
11/4/2026fun but a lot of them are made of shit that really should not be going inside your body
11/4/2026hate this shit
11/4/2026i miss her
11/4/2026fuck these guys
11/4/2026once a week is good enough for making me realize all the stupid shit i worry too much about doesnt matter
11/4/2026want him back </3
11/4/2026always hits
11/4/2026cats is still cute little babies
11/4/2026these make me giggle
11/4/2026how does he do it
11/4/2026good but there might be too many honestly
11/4/2026somehow they made ice cream colder
11/4/2026it's peak
11/4/2026banger soundtrack adorable timeless artstyle but -0.5 points for some of the ballbusting levels
11/4/2026beautiful and brings many bounties
11/4/2026my favorite vocal stim
11/4/2026changed my brain chemistry
11/4/2026still goes hard
11/4/2026beautiful game can't wait for the sequel
11/4/2026nice and warm. makes me clean. whoever invented these was a fucking genius
11/4/2026good fellas
11/4/2026the best to ever do it
11/4/2026comfy on my eyes :) more sites should have this
11/4/2026cute fluffy silly guys. i hope they take over the world
11/4/2026supa cute little buddies
11/4/2026brings me calm :)
11/4/2026they do good work but i think perhaps they should stop flying into my house
11/4/2026love this freaky thang
11/4/2026made me realize im a boy (mostly) so that's pretty cool. has its issues though
11/4/2026why is this mf everywhere
11/4/2026cutie patooties
11/4/2026flop
11/4/2026yesssss i love a little snack
11/4/2026really can't recommend
11/4/2026easy plant based protein i love them in curries but i dont like when theyre grainy
11/4/2026objective improvement to most veggies imo
11/4/2026woo hoo.... yee hoo :D
11/4/2026causes a lot of problems and is really expensive to get rid of
11/4/2026he just like me fr
11/4/2026comfy :) sometimes it gets too hot though tbh
11/4/2026it's cool when you have it and other people get it but unfortunately many people Do Not Get It
11/4/2026free and open source is awesome. very high skill ceiling. this program will either make you feel like a complete fucking moron or a demiurge and oftentimes both in a single session
11/4/2026he plays the funny video games and says the funny words
11/4/2026kind of scary idk
11/4/2026still makes me laugh over a decade later
11/4/2026super nice but i wish it was a little easier
11/4/2026omg soooo cute. there's even a parthenogenetic species. awesome critters
11/4/2026overhated. buttermilk ranch clears. also really good if you add hot sauce. you can never make me stop dipping my pizza crusts in ranch
11/4/2026dogshit obnoxious UI but it's pretty good for channel editing
11/4/2026 · 1 commentthe widest-supported operating system on the planet quite simply should not be this scuffed
11/4/2026fun sometimes but there's also The Horrors
11/3/2026awesome
11/3/2026