scheming eunuch

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i'm like if a bloke who does fuck-all was also a girl

Top 5

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Lists

things in my bedroom80 items
BedNightstandHouseplantDeodorant
list of applications on my computer19 items
Blender (software)OBS StudioKdenliveMp3DirectCut
games i've played in no particular order93 items
ŌkamiPokémon HeartGold and SoulSilverHollow Knight: SilksongHollow Knight
underrated mammals44 items
Monito del monteCoatiSulawesi bear cuscusChevrotain

Reviews

Praise
Praise

loveeeeeee getting this wish i got it more

11/5/2026 · 1 comment
Bruise
Bruise

can hold rather unpleasant memories and be painful but they can also be quite beautiful to look at i think. i like that healing is colorful i think that's pretty cool

11/5/2026
Lizard
Lizard

some of the most critters ever i think

11/5/2026
Cleavage (breasts)
Cleavage (breasts)

very nice but mine are not shaped correctly to have it so minus one star for that

11/5/2026
Stuffed toy
Stuffed toy

forever my sweeties

11/5/2026
Poison dart frog
Poison dart frog

beautiful little beasts

11/5/2026
Sweet tea
Sweet tea

my ambrosia

11/5/2026
Acne
Acne

im twenty four years old why do i still have this bullshit on my face 👎👎👎

11/5/2026
Opinion
Opinion

they can be fun sometimes with the right people but there are just soooooo many. so many. maybe too many. maybe there should be less

11/5/2026
Online piracy
Online piracy

yessss im broke as fuck but i love experiencing media thank you pirates

11/5/2026
E-Prime
E-Prime

cool thought experiment. surprisingly difficult

11/5/2026
List of taxa named after human genitals
List of taxa named after human genitals

funni

11/5/2026
Slippery dick
Slippery dick

funny name and also they can be mtf and that's awesome

11/5/2026
List ofAnatidaespecies
List of Anatidae species

love these guys

11/5/2026
Shorts
Shorts

theyre comfy and easy to wear!

11/5/2026
Trans-exclusionary radical feminism
Trans-exclusionary radical feminism

not very nice ive found

11/5/2026
Garlic bread
Garlic bread

hard to fuck this one up

11/5/2026
Cyberbullying
Cyberbullying

i think usually it is better to be nice

11/5/2026
Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms

kinda concerning as far as ive seen

11/5/2026
Original character
Original character

i got all these funny guys in my head! they make me create things. love them for that

11/5/2026
Gyaru
Gyaru

they are soooo cool and pretty and stylish. big respect

11/5/2026
SCP Foundation
SCP Foundation

i like to read all the stories... there are so many of them

11/5/2026
Cupid Shuffle
Cupid Shuffle

still gets me boogying

11/5/2026
Bremiakrungthepmahanakhonamonr…
Bremia krungthepmahanakhonamonrattanakosinmahintharayuthayamahadilokphopnoppharatratchathaniburiromudomratchaniwetmahasathanamonpimanawatansathitsakkathattiyawitsanukamprasitnonopsis

insists upon itself

11/5/2026
Looking
Looking

i do this a lot but sometimes i regret it

11/5/2026
Imaginary friend
Imaginary friend

i thought i still had one as an adult but it turns out i was just doing internal family systems work without knowing. always there for you but the lack of physical touch is kind of a bummer

11/5/2026
Green
Green

hardly ever fumbles

11/5/2026
Exclamation mark
Exclamation mark

i love these!!!!!!!!

11/4/2026
Domestication of the dog
Domestication of the dog

theyre doing this to me tomorrow

11/4/2026
Fakeddeath
Faked death

would love to try this someday. seems like it could cause problems though

11/4/2026
Accident
Accident

usually these suck but sometimes they're good

11/4/2026
Dachshund
Dachshund

cuties......... what if dog but long? genius

11/4/2026
Advertising
Advertising

i will pursue every possible opportunity to have less of this in my life

11/4/2026
Caustic (optics)
Caustic (optics)

so beautiful i love looking at it in real life and in CGI

11/4/2026
Chromatic aberration
Chromatic aberration

love this shit but it's a little overused

11/4/2026
Video Killed the Radio Star
Video Killed the Radio Star

fuck dude it sure did

11/4/2026
F.lux
F.lux

saves my eyes <3

11/4/2026
7-Zip
7-Zip

open source and free. goated

11/4/2026
Link (The Legend of Zelda)
Link (The Legend of Zelda)

an icon quite frankly. they should give him pink hair again

11/4/2026
Body hair
Body hair

i think it's pretty cool actually but it can get a little annoying at times. wish it was normalized more

11/4/2026
Leon S. Kennedy
Leon S. Kennedy

he's hot and he's corny and he's sad. what else can i ask for

11/4/2026
Kazuma Kiryu
Kazuma Kiryu

my goat

11/4/2026
Dante (Devil May Cry)
Dante (Devil May Cry)

wacky woohoo pizza man. big fan

11/4/2026
Enshittification
Enshittification

we gotta stop with this man

11/4/2026
Kiss
Kiss

i like to put little kisses on my cat's forehead. idk what it's like with a person though

11/4/2026
Kirby (character)
Kirby (character)

literally flawless character design

11/4/2026
Military recruitment
Military recruitment

👎👎👎

11/4/2026
Solid Snake
Solid Snake

one of the top video game guys of all time in my opinion. i think he should kiss otacon also

11/4/2026
Focaccia
Focaccia

she is so beautiful to me

11/4/2026
Hiccup
Hiccup

i dont see the purpose in these. theyre kinda funny sometimes but like at what cost yknow

11/4/2026
Petrichor
Petrichor

cant beat it

11/4/2026
Consent in BDSM
Consent in BDSM

an essential i should think

11/4/2026
Firefly
Firefly

i havent seen them around since i moved. i miss them dearly. wonderful little creatures

11/4/2026
Paracetamol
Paracetamol

where would i be without her <3

11/4/2026
Deezer
Deezer

well they arent spotify so thats good

11/4/2026
Natural environment
Natural environment

usually these are awesome but sometimes theyre too hot and sometimes theyre too cold

11/4/2026
Pokémon
Pokémon

love these silly guys but the most recent games just havent been for me really

11/4/2026
Noodles
Noodles

easily one of my top 5 food textures of all time

11/4/2026
Tamagotchi
Tamagotchi

love these little guys. never played one myself admittedly because frankly i can hardly keep myself alive but i adore the artstyle

11/4/2026
Dehydration
Dehydration

feels pretty bad usually

11/4/2026
Northernlion
Northernlion

this man has a beautiful mind

11/4/2026
Daiquiri
Daiquiri

yummy..... but watch out!!

11/4/2026
Sympathy
Sympathy

not enough of this these days

11/4/2026
Authenticity (philosophy)
Authenticity (philosophy)

actually pretty cool but you will attract haters unfortunately

11/4/2026
Houseplant
Houseplant

make my rooms nicer. some of them are a bitch to keep but it's worth it

11/4/2026
Excoriation disorder
Excoriation disorder

my face is covered in scabs always BUT it does feel pretty damn good i will not lie

11/4/2026
Teriyaki
Teriyaki

banger

11/4/2026
Pet
Pet

awesome homies that remind me that i do not have to be productive to have worth. all i have to do is be someone's friend. kinda wish we stopped trying to force exotic animals to be pets though

11/4/2026
Tatzelwurm
Tatzelwurm

underrated mythological creature. wish these guys were more common in media

11/4/2026
Video
Video

ive seen some great ones but there are some preeeeeetty bad ones out there ngl

11/4/2026
Cat
Cat

beautiful and cute and great companions but i can't help but wish they were a little better at not expelling bodily fluids in inconvenient places

11/4/2026
Phalaenopsis
Phalaenopsis

beautiful flowers, easy to get in my area. plus epiphytes are cool

11/4/2026
Feminine beauty ideal
Feminine beauty ideal

not a fan 👎

11/4/2026
The Kiss (Klimt)
The Kiss (Klimt)

so tender. so blissful. i hope i get a love like this some day

11/4/2026
Horchata
Horchata

never met one i didnt like

11/4/2026
Transgender
Transgender

man there has got to be something better to do with your life than to spam a funny meme website with bad reviews of the transgender wikipedia article. have you considered volunteer work maybe

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Parallel play
Parallel play

makes me happy :)

11/4/2026
Pretzel
Pretzel

yummy i like the ones with honey mustard seasoning

11/4/2026
Pokémon Black and White
Pokémon Black and White

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

11/4/2026
Cotton-EyedJoe
Cotton-Eyed Joe

funny song until you learn about its origin :[

11/4/2026
X (social network)
X (social network)

fell off. its evil now. only good for looking at yaoi now

11/4/2026
Parrotlet
Parrotlet

cutie patooties very pretty colors

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Tiny fat mouse
Tiny fat mouse

very cute. name seems kinda meanspirited though

11/4/2026
Cicada
Cicada

great example of the beauty of ephemerality. very nostalgic summer sounds

11/4/2026
Breast
Breast

pretty cool but kinda overhyped honestly

11/4/2026
Honeysuckle
Honeysuckle

smell so good <3 minus one point for being invasive though but theyre plants they dont know any better

11/4/2026
Jumping
Jumping

fun and useful but watch out!

11/4/2026
Bossa nova
Bossa nova

good sounds for my brains

11/4/2026
Armpit fetishism
Armpit fetishism

personally i don't get it but it's pretty harmless honestly

11/4/2026
White-browed tit-warbler
White-browed tit-warbler

omg they are so beautiful. one of the birds of all time

11/4/2026
Sunset
Sunset

never disappoints

11/4/2026
Sertraline
Sertraline

makes me way less emotionally volatile but also makes me kinda sweaty. worth the trade off for me tbh

11/4/2026
Fuck
Fuck

so many uses

11/4/2026
Soy sauce
Soy sauce

liquid flavorrrrrr

11/4/2026
Winter
Winter

it gets cold and dark at 5pm and makes me sad :( 👎snow is very beautiful though

11/4/2026
Kobold (Dungeons & Dragons)
Kobold (Dungeons & Dragons)

very cute guys i wish i was a lizard person

11/4/2026
Macaroni and cheese
Macaroni and cheese

peak. put some fuckin bacon in there man hell yes

11/4/2026
Dick Trickle
Dick Trickle

you gotta be kidding me man

11/4/2026
Kākāpō
Kākāpō

omg cute silly guys. protect them

11/4/2026
Bara (genre)
Bara (genre)

good shit

11/4/2026
Tomboy
Tomboy

hell yes need more of these

11/4/2026
Flatulence humor
Flatulence humor

open your minds

11/4/2026
Boy's surface
Boy's surface

ive got one of these i think

11/4/2026
Bioluminescence
Bioluminescence

awesome thank you evolution

11/4/2026
Earplug
Earplug

very useful, some of them arent very comfortable though

11/4/2026
Dildo
Dildo

fun but a lot of them are made of shit that really should not be going inside your body

11/4/2026
Homework
Homework

hate this shit

11/4/2026
Nintendo 3DS
Nintendo 3DS

i miss her

11/4/2026
Scalping (trading)
Scalping (trading)

fuck these guys

11/4/2026
Cannabis (drug)
Cannabis (drug)

once a week is good enough for making me realize all the stupid shit i worry too much about doesnt matter

11/4/2026
Anomalocaris
Anomalocaris

want him back </3

11/4/2026
Bisexual lighting
Bisexual lighting

always hits

11/4/2026
Kneading (cats)
Kneading (cats)

cats is still cute little babies

11/4/2026
Spoonerism
Spoonerism

these make me giggle

11/4/2026
Jerma985
Jerma985

how does he do it

11/4/2026
Concept
Concept

good but there might be too many honestly

11/4/2026
Mint chocolate chip
Mint chocolate chip

somehow they made ice cream colder

11/4/2026
Internet Archive
Internet Archive

it's peak

11/4/2026
Katamari Damacy
Katamari Damacy

banger soundtrack adorable timeless artstyle but -0.5 points for some of the ballbusting levels

11/4/2026
Tree
Tree

beautiful and brings many bounties

11/4/2026
Meow
Meow

my favorite vocal stim

11/4/2026
Hunter × Hunter
Hunter × Hunter

changed my brain chemistry

11/4/2026
Caramelldansen
Caramelldansen

still goes hard

11/4/2026
Ōkami
Ōkami

beautiful game can't wait for the sequel

11/4/2026
Shower
Shower

nice and warm. makes me clean. whoever invented these was a fucking genius

11/4/2026
Bisexuality
Bisexuality

good fellas

11/4/2026
UBlock Origin
UBlock Origin

the best to ever do it

11/4/2026
Dark mode
Dark mode

comfy on my eyes :) more sites should have this

11/4/2026
Snow leopard
Snow leopard

cute fluffy silly guys. i hope they take over the world

11/4/2026
Hummingbird
Hummingbird

supa cute little buddies

11/4/2026
Blue
Blue

brings me calm :)

11/4/2026
Crane fly
Crane fly

they do good work but i think perhaps they should stop flying into my house

11/4/2026
Uroplatus phantasticus
Uroplatus phantasticus

love this freaky thang

11/4/2026
Boys' love
Boys' love

made me realize im a boy (mostly) so that's pretty cool. has its issues though

11/4/2026
Claude (AI)
Claude (AI)

why is this mf everywhere

11/4/2026
Frog
Frog

cutie patooties

11/4/2026
WebP
WebP

flop

11/4/2026
Snack
Snack

yesssss i love a little snack

11/4/2026
Executivedysfunction
Executive dysfunction

really can't recommend

11/4/2026
Chickpea
Chickpea

easy plant based protein i love them in curries but i dont like when theyre grainy

11/4/2026
Pickling
Pickling

objective improvement to most veggies imo

11/4/2026
The Sweet Escape (song)
The Sweet Escape (song)

woo hoo.... yee hoo :D

11/4/2026
Uterus
Uterus

causes a lot of problems and is really expensive to get rid of

11/4/2026
Bad Luck Brian
Bad Luck Brian

he just like me fr

11/4/2026
Bed
Bed

comfy :) sometimes it gets too hot though tbh

11/4/2026
Non-binary
Non-binary

it's cool when you have it and other people get it but unfortunately many people Do Not Get It

11/4/2026
Blender (software)
Blender (software)

free and open source is awesome. very high skill ceiling. this program will either make you feel like a complete fucking moron or a demiurge and oftentimes both in a single session

11/4/2026
Vinesauce
Vinesauce

he plays the funny video games and says the funny words

11/4/2026
Cockroach farming
Cockroach farming

kind of scary idk

11/4/2026
SpidersGeorg
Spiders Georg

still makes me laugh over a decade later

11/4/2026
Healing
Healing

super nice but i wish it was a little easier

11/4/2026
Onychophora
Onychophora

omg soooo cute. there's even a parthenogenetic species. awesome critters

11/4/2026
Ranch dressing
Ranch dressing

overhated. buttermilk ranch clears. also really good if you add hot sauce. you can never make me stop dipping my pizza crusts in ranch

11/4/2026
GIMP
GIMP

dogshit obnoxious UI but it's pretty good for channel editing

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Windows 10
Windows 10

the widest-supported operating system on the planet quite simply should not be this scuffed

11/4/2026
Autism
Autism

fun sometimes but there's also The Horrors

11/3/2026
Air conditioning
Air conditioning

awesome

11/3/2026