samuraimuffin

0 followers · 0 following · 55 logs

Reviews

Nuclear power plant
Nuclear power plant

My good buddy homer simpson works here

11/4/2026
Regret
Regret

My long distance girlfriend died of an overdose and i never got touch, smell, or see her irl. Im filled with regret constantly

11/4/2026
The finger
The finger

Ay man fuck you 🖕🖕🖕

11/4/2026
Art
Art

Luv paintins

11/4/2026
Jesus
Jesus

"If what jesus said was right, what does it matter if he was god or not?"

11/4/2026
The captain goes down with the ship
The captain goes down with the ship

Captain should get to leave first ngl

11/4/2026
Lever
Lever

Wheel better

11/4/2026
Baphomet
Baphomet

God is fake but this guy is real

11/4/2026
Singin' in the Rain
Singin' in the Rain

Will remind you of the magic of film

11/4/2026
San Antonio
San Antonio

As the great philosopher Charles (the round mound of rebound) Barkley once said "they got some big ol women down there"

11/4/2026
Newton's laws of motion
Newton's laws of motion

FAAAAKE!!!!

11/4/2026
JerrySmith
Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty)

Aint this the mf from Seinfeld?

11/4/2026
Rage-baiting
Rage-baiting

Bet you wished i gave it a higher rating? Dont you? Huh?

11/4/2026
Green
Green

Im all bout that grass and paper

11/4/2026
Mpreg
Mpreg

Had a trans male girlfriend who wanted to have my kids

11/4/2026
Queerbaiting
Queerbaiting

Give me enough likes and maybe ill be gay

11/4/2026
Penis
Penis

Mines too big and huge

11/4/2026
Bear
Bear

Underrated despite all the good pr from Pooh

11/4/2026
Blue jay
Blue jay

Lost all my money betting on this mf to win baseball games

11/4/2026
Raccoon City
Raccoon City

Ughhhggg braaaainnnnnssss

11/4/2026
Masturbation
Masturbation

No tech tree, no fog of war, why does anybody play this game?

11/4/2026
Frieren
Frieren

A beautiful manga about nostalgia and how simple acts of kindness can spread through time, horrible fan base though

11/4/2026
Metaphysics
Metaphysics

Ask me anything and i can answer

11/4/2026
Dragon
Dragon

Saw one and he shit on my buick, fuck them!!!

11/4/2026
Turkey
Turkey

Please kill enes kanter sooner rather than later and ill give 5 stars

11/4/2026
Pomegranate
Pomegranate

Way too much work for so little payoff

11/4/2026
Double Dutch (jump rope)
Double Dutch (jump rope)

1 too many dutch

11/4/2026
Spontaneous human combustion
Spontaneous human combustion

Happened to me once but i saw it coming

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Wordle
Wordle

Anybody else get hard doing the wordle???

11/4/2026
Harassment
Harassment

Come at me if you disagree

11/4/2026
Lion
Lion

Im lion too sir

11/4/2026
House of Leaves
House of Leaves

Had a nightmare about this book after only 50 pages, brought it back to the library after that

11/4/2026
Seed
Seed

Love shooting it

11/4/2026
Lie
Lie

Hate this

11/4/2026
Charlie Brown
Charlie Brown

He just like me frfr

11/4/2026
Hamburger
Hamburger

Imagine a burger

11/4/2026
Wheel
Wheel

Need an update

11/4/2026
Racism
Racism

Unless against whites then its 5

11/4/2026
Pattern hair loss
Pattern hair loss

Actually kind of weird to have hair on your head, everybody else looks weird

11/4/2026
Peach
Peach

So great we named it after womens butts

11/4/2026
Goat
Goat

Will give the half star back when they fix the photo, should be Bron

11/4/2026
Language
Language

👎👎👎😡😡😡

11/4/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

As a straight cis male im attracted to so many lesbians, i get it ladies

11/4/2026
Tool
Tool

They ripped of the band but still pretty good

11/4/2026
Woman
Woman

All women are queens

11/4/2026
Fun
Fun

Overrated

11/4/2026
English language
English language

To reliant on references to better languages

11/4/2026
Peace
Peace

Everybody wants a piece of peace

11/4/2026
Film
Film

Nothing better

11/3/2026
Internetpornography
Internet pornography

Best stuff is bought farm fresh from creators

11/3/2026
Balto
Balto

Dog normally is 5 stars but knocked off a few for stolen valor

11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

Loser who also had a shitty mustache

11/3/2026
Carcinisation
Carcinisation

Crabs are mid

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
War
War

Really bad and not worth it but still half a star for movies and tv

11/3/2026
Cat
Cat

Bit derivative of Dog but still a solid try

11/3/2026 · 1 comment