saltlacroix

my dad made me watch this as a child and now i can’t stop commentating

corny!! the taylor swift of literary devices

a true classic

Could have been an email

the simpsonssss and that’s just one classic example

🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

GOAT

queen

worst cryptid

Boring and Engineered to Identify with Gentrification and Eugenics

Cinematic security blanket. Simply the greatest.

Someone’s Waluigi

they’ll put a 🧄 in your 🧄

my precious

the secret ingredient

One star for bringing us bendy strangers together <3

Not even beautiful gowns. Fake gowns, musty dusty Silicon Valley garbage.

Denim chicken

Saw someone with a RealDoll strapped in the passenger seat in one of these once. Far from foolproof!

Men peaked here