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i find at least 5 of these every time i go outside. less cute than the other species of jumping spider around, but that's ok. its still appreciated by me nevertheless

when i was probably 4 or 5 i experienced sleep paralysis where huge dandelions were growing in my room towering over me and trying to harm and suffocate me. for a few years after i would scream and cry whenever i had to walk through a large cluster of them, or flowers that resembled them. its funny to think back on

I wish me and missingno were friends in real life. Imagine all of the things you could do with the duplication glitch

am i a bad person

they perform tricks and japes on me but it's acceptable because they're cute

today my friends complimented me about the fact my big yellow and green bruise was perfectly colour coordinated with my outfit

Noisy miners are.. problematic media?

best/cute/interesting😊

this happened to my buddy eric

yo. it's that time of the week. you know what fuckin time it is. its fuckin walky jake fuckin wednesdays. we're gonna fuckin be playing a couple of chords, a couple of fuckin solos, aand we're all gonna have an incredible, incredible meal. so have a good night and enjoy your meal. walky jake wednesdays lets fuckin go!!

I had a dream once that they were making their new album in my garage

i'm sorry. i'm so sorry. i'm the reason why they attack people. i influence them with my psychic abilities. i'm sorry everyone