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just like soapstone... it's boring so they carve it into other stuff. functional

why do they keep microwaving you, girl? you're amazing just the way you are

this color does not appeal to me.

it's fun to say and it has party tricks

HOOOOOO YEAH BOI

ostentatious

underappreciated. they always tell her to put on makeup, but she looks so good without it

wayyy better than onyx. can draw blood, can have fun patterns... it has it all

hit or miss

ok, ok, it's pretty badass

lapis lazuli's lesser sister...

fucking delicious

it's so frosted stained glass core! imagine making a lamp out of this somehow

bouba

has a shiny yet fragile masculinity

I know it's not real but i'd rather fall in love with the stripper

it's already so blue and then you get pyrite inclusions??? FOR FREE?

if i was a neanderthal and i found this i'd invent catholicism

surprisingly boring, im sorry

way cooler than gold, they should call it smart person's gold

quartz: awww you're sweet rock crystal: hello, human resources???

oh my god, we get it, you're a mineral

functional yet drab

whoa wHOA WHOA you look like a fISH

this one's a little obvious.

quirky, cute, different, probably an aquarius

overrated

this shit is peak. i love the twist. the bait and switch. so many possible colors

Mine doesn't work