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Some value to be found in serenity, but nothing else. The true mind-killer.

Do you guys ever get deja vu? Like when you see something and it looks really familiar? I swear I see these around everywhere but I can't bring it up because no one would believe me.

Love looking through these. Notable for use in cars, houses, and other buildings. Not the sturdiest construction, leading to 4 stars for me.

Shoutout to the rest of us!

Nice to rest on.

Had one on my back for a while. That was NOT fun. Otherwise awesome.

Just a week away!

I mean, it’s a little cliche, don’t you think?

This really scares me. I wish somebody would be willing to fight this. Holy fuck. Very dangerous. Makes certain food taste better, but dangerous in many situations.

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Lots of fun, great way to connect with someone, great way to make the time pass. I should honestly probably take more points off, but it would just feel a little wrong. Obvious problems here are obvious, but at its core it’s unimpeachable.

I’ve got absolutely NO idea what those other guys are talking about.

Great for storage, and rolling towards plumbers. Also historically used for jumping off large (and I mean HUGE) waterfalls. Mixed results with that. Additionally notable for use in aging of substances.

I absolutely adore this. Unless one is accosted by some noise either loud or offensive, listening is one of the simplest activities. We often do this for minutes, or even hours at a time.

These really suck. High risk of injury, expensive damage, and trauma. Not all are as serious as others, allowing a single full star rating.

Love these. Whether with friends, family, or otherwise, a lively social gathering is the antidote for many of life’s ails. Famously seen for Birthdays.

Thousands of hours later…

The land evolution forgot. Visited 3 years ago and it was amazing. If you ever have the chance, take the chance and see it. Such lovely people there as well.

Notable Best Picture Winner. (Primarily notable for not winning Best Picture)

Can you blame us?

The slightly less necessary, but lovely to have half of the most famous combo since Batman and Robin. Few things compare to the feeling of wearing clothes fresh out of a dryer.

Legendary machine. Truly one of the greatest to ever do it. I use this all the time. You should too.

My favorite actor. Grosse pointe blank is my favorite movie. Lots to love all around. Good politics too. Point deducted for a few bad movies.

I hear they found one of these in Arlington once.

Nothing like it

What else is there to do?

I have this on my wall.

I would’ve probably added rogue-like or deck building mechanics but it’s fine I guess.

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Niche ass shit I just discovered. Nobody’s on this yet. Nobody has even thought of this before. I’m going to change the world.

You look great! You’ve just got a little, just a little something on you there. Nah, I’m sure you’ll find it eventually.

Genuinely electric to see live. Highly recommend. Sometimes I find myself hoping for a better world.

Turns a good night into a great night, or a bad night into your worst night. Which way western man?

Pretty good rapid fire fusion rifle with vorpal weapon, but not seen in the meta as often nowadays.

Really pretty awesome and at times unfairly disliked. Point lost only for the associated waste of water usually found involved with one of these. Nothing like feeling clean.

The secret natural wonder of the world. The Fifth Beatle of the natural wonders of the world, if you will.

It is seriously frightening how many of these you have. They break sometimes, but tend to keep one structured well.

Love this.

Some good, others bad, none ugly.

Gets you where you need to go, especially if you need to go up or down.

Holds important items, though can be uncomfortable to sit on.

I’ve really been testing “too much of a good thing” with this

Haha! Haha!

Many different types. Some don’t fit. They look pretty cool sometimes though.

Mine was so bad they gave me one from a cadaver. Helpful to prevent knee dislocations.

I used to do this all the time and I actually still do this all the time.

FUUUUUCK. MY FUCKING NEEDLE.

I used to have a machine that did this but I lost it

Satisfying in both noise and tactile feedback, the ever underrated light switch earns a 4 star review from me. In fact, go switch a light switch on and off. You’ve earned it.

Anyone have any ideas on what to do if you’re about to be falling down one of these. Just an academic question. No other reas

Best weather, which slightly hurts to say as a person of a snowy land. But it’s true. It’s the best weather.

Can’t really argue with the consensus here. Supreme in both convenience and efficiency, there isn’t often a simpler way to get where you’re going. Points lost only on slight barrier to entry (legs).

Not a fan in vast majority of cases, but exceptions (the umpire of my son’s little league game) can and should be made.

Pretty common to see nowadays. You can watch all sorts of things on them. Points detracted for eye strain and advertising.

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More people should have one of these.

A mainstay of its field. Near ubiquitous, really. It can’t do everything, but it’s very good at what it does. Watch out for one with uneven legs, however, as even the most seasoned sitter could take a spill if one wobbles.

Just awesome. What else will give you instructions at the same time as you learn its name?

Pretty uncontroversial take here.

Often promised, seldom found. Here’s to hoping.

Tuesday is mostly shielded from scrutiny by the scoundrel preceding it, but the experienced among you surely know those certain feelings of misery found only on a Tuesday. Slight personal bias caused me to raise the score half a point, due only to my being born on a Tuesday.

I certainly have thoughts on the matter.

Worth noting that even when broken, a clock can still be read correctly twice a day. 5 stars awarded if it was Always correct when broken (which seems like an obvious feature to add, but what do I know?)

Despite obvious concerns (flammability, termites, Big Bad Wolves, etc.) Wood has remained a popular building material for quite some time now. At least a few years, right? I swear they used to build stuff with wood like a long time ago. Wood can also be used as fuel for fire (on purpose), adding to its use cases.

Really, really, really hard to understate how detrimental he was. Also, he wasn’t even that handsome anyway. Old ass man.

At the age of 7, I was asked at one point who my heroes were. Without missing a beat, I answered “Paul Pierce and Barack Obama.” Alas, only one of them ever averaged 25 points a game during the deadball era, so Paul gets the five star rating here.

Really can drive you crazy. Fortunately, that’s the point.

It’s exactly as good as you’ve heard, if not better. Supremely valuable in any situation.

Health factors aside, a truly one of a kind joy is found in the warm embrace of a cigarette. For best results, most recommend having a drink first. Or two…

Worst 2 years EVER

Easily my first five star, and for obvious reasons. An all-time classic and a heavy hitter, laughter is (in my opinion) the most enjoyable human experience.

Really difficult to rate. Above all else, a couch is versatile, but does its “jack of all trades” nature keep it from a true 5 star? I’ve found myself lost in a train of thought now about a hypothetical perfect piece of furniture, and the outline in my mind looks an awful lot like a couch. Further research required.

Dependable. Definitely some known issues, but nothing that hurts the experience significantly (usually).