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Doing the opposite of this right now. Good night, compend dot org! Follow for more business insights. - From, Rich.

Got one of these for my shed now so no one will get inside! Disaster last time. Too many phone calls to erase that 'blip'. Thanks, Solex! - From, Dick.

I don't think this 'friend' has a job. He should be aspire to be like Mr. SquarePants! - From, Rich.

Reminds me of my wife Millie. Miss you every day! Please call back! It was an accident! - Love, Dick.

Silly little 'man'. Get a real job, Nick!

Lots of this happening lately! Could ask the 'tech gurus' to enforce some kind of 'post limit'. Lots of 'trolls' creating new accounts too. Maybe a 24 hour restriction after account creation before posting is allowed? This is why I'm the CEO of 7 different companies! - From, Dick.

Never should consider this! Lots of profit loss! I'd even pay $5,000,000 just to get rid of it! - From, Rich.

How much?

Looking to build next office space here! Beautiful view!

They turned this menace into a video game? He's promoting violence now! I knew he shouldn't be trusted!

Unsuccessful businessman! Hide your paper trails better next time, Andrew!

Thanks to the officer that let me park in the 'handicapped' spot for an extra 2 hours. No need to pay me back! - From, Dick.

Saw this at business dinner one time. None of us mentioned it. Awkward!

I'll only 'fire' your 'arm' if you don't get back to work!

Great news! Been looking forward to this one!

Only accurate if there's a big stack of cash at the end! Lol!

I know my pleasures: Money, golf, and the movie Maximum Overdrive by Stephen King!

Poor year! The move to 'work from home' made us lose so much revenue. Never investing in viruses again!

Year of my marriage with Millie! Still love you! I did say I was sorry. Just give me one phone call. - Love, Dick.

Very valuable tool! Let's look into this. - From, Dick.

Awful! Promotes violence in our youth! DELETE!!

Wouldn't you like to know? ; )

Awful! Do NOT do this on company time or you're fired!

'Gamers' are not to be respected! Video game violence has gone TOO FAR!

Role model for children everywhere! Do NOT infringe on his copyright!!

He worked on too many video games! I do not support video game violence! His mother cannot be very proud.

Will these give massive short-term profits? If so, invest!

I do not condone theft, even against the undead!

Garbage! Now being done in 'piracy' form! You are all suckers!

Millie's favorite color was this shade here. Miss you Millie! Please call. Please. - Love, Dick.

Waste of space! Let's build parking lots over these place! Provide something to society for once!

Egos can die? Stephen, let's invest in these and we can re-sell egos at a premium. Put in a built-in 'death date' for this. Every 3 years. Let's discuss over coffee. - From, Dick.

I've been informed that this is a 'video game' franchise. I do NOT support violence! Stephen, scratch that investment. Put that money into those 'Yogioh' cards instead! - From, Dick.

Biggest media franchise in the world!? Stephen! Let's invest now! - From, Dick.

A blight on my business! Get rid of it! Message me if you can help with union busting. 555-7289-2802

More like 'Excuses dysfunction'! Get back to work!

Got 3.

Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello! Hello! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hello!

Pretty useless when you're a billionaire but still desirable!

Don't talk to me until I've had one of these! Lol!

A lot of you need to learn this one! Stop coming into the office late or you're fired!

Big figure but has been declining in recent years. Stephen, we should consider selling our stocks in this one soon! Email me when you can. - From, Dick.

Heard the market for this has been rapidly multiplying in recent years. Stephen, let's invest now and produce at least 4 more a month via subscription service. A bundle deal for $59.99 for the whole year. Let's talk about it over lunch. - From, Dick.

Massive parent company to almost everything! Stephen, why wasn't I informed of this? We should have bought shares in this 13.7 billion years ago!

A blockade to profits! Would not recommend!

Stephen, lots of people are looking for this. Think we can buy up the assets and sell this to them? $9.99 per laugh. Great profits to be made! Let's talk. - From, Dick.

Great American colors!

Great American colors!

I don't respect 'gamers'! They are like ants to me! Too much violence!

Annoying! Turned mine off. Don't care that people say it's a 'security risk'. Phones are for business calls only! Message me if you have investment opportunities. 555-7289-2802

My star sign! Lol!

Killed a golden goose for one of these. Well worth it!

; )

What laws has he passed yet? None! What a joke!

Made this noise when caught one of these! Millie was not impressed! Lol!

Keep your options open! We can't afford to be pronoun or antinoun in this economy!

Had one of these 'hack' into my account and steal my passwords. Horrible! Get a real job!

Bad! Loss of sales and profit here! Stephen, can we enforce DRM on this? - From, Dick.

Can't have it for too long! We need wars to boost the economy! What's the schedule for WW3?

If you're bored, you're not working! If I see this again, you're fired!

Scary! We like safe, big investments here! Don't want another $30,000,000 down the drain!

Used to have a lot of this. Didn't turn a huge profit! Leave this one on the cutting room floor.

Lots of people seem to be using this. Stephen, we should be charging for this! Let's make it always online and put a subscription service on it. $6.99 a month.

Well said! I hate crime too!

Plenty of real estate to build more parking lots on! Let's get to paving them with concrete!

Hahahaha! Lol!

Everyone should have one of these! If you don't, you're lazy! Get back to work!

I could buy his assets.

Terrible! She wrote a major hit series then stopped? Think about the money Harry Potter 29 could have made. Big money loss, Joanne!

Invest in yours today

Indeed. DAMN him to the furthest pits of Hell!

BAD! Everyone should be able to do work! Time is money, people!

Lots of these everywhere. Stephen, another investment opportunity? We could charge microtransactions for each microplastic consumed. From, Dick.

Jeff Bezos please return my calls. I can do so much for your business! Message me. 555-7289-2802

Stephen, did you know about this? Let's invest in this ASAP! - From, Dick.

What business does this company specialize in? Looking to invest! Message me. 555-7289-2802

Brilliant! It's helped reduce our workforce by 60%! Made more than $500,000,000 last year. Keep it up!

I also miss my wife @yan. Millie doesn't speak to me any more. Millie, please call me! Love, Dick.

Overrated. Kindness doesn't pay for your bills! Get back to work!

Okay but which film did you see?

Looks like my wife Millie. Or my bank account. Lol!

I have an impeccable amount of this.

YES!

No aliens built this. I asked them myself! Hard work and good management did this. $200,000,000 this cost!

The only role you should be 'playing' is of a hard working employee!

Who is Moe and why does he look like that?

Stephen, if we block out the sun, then we can charge more for electricity. Let's discuss over a business lunch? From, Dick.

Works EVERY time! Trust me!

Okay, that's it. You need to leave. We'll be fine! You just need to go.

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Video games are too violent! Do not approve!

Heard these are immortal. Let's invest in them, Stephen! - From, Dick.

He's a menace! Why doesn't he show his face?

What are you wearing right now? - From, Rich.

Rejected my calls about investing $50,000,000 in the Amazon rainforest. Wasted opportunity, David!

GREAT!! Hoping more payments go to business. Trickle-down economics always works!

I have this funny friend on my screen right now! Lol! Bonzi, invest another $20,000,000 into ChatGPT. : )

I've heard that the queen is the most powerful piece. Stephen, let's invest in that piece. Make it $4.99 to move her each turn. What do you think? - From, Dick.

Bad luck not investing in our company, Brian! You missed out on $50,000,000! Lol!

Had to move off this in the office to Windows 10. Don't tell the guys in data protection I'm still using this! ; )

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Overrated! Doesn't contribute to profits. Let's get rid of it!

This is NOT happening to me! No, I do NOT wear a toupee!

Which country is this flag from? Are they offering tax subsidies?

Hardworking employee and brings life to the office. Good role model for the kids!

Brilliant man! Wished I could have talked to him. Maybe could have taken over the Pixar legacy from him. Rest In Peace (RIP)! From, Rich Man.

Why do those commies keep talking about these? Get back to work! Actually, Stephen, let's discuss buying some of these up. Let's 'monopolize' this opportunity. ; ) From, Dick.

I quite like that 'Mr. Burns' character. Very relatable!

BAD! Those commies would never let me buy my 4th yacht!

I'm thinking of a number between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? It's my credit score and it happens to be 720.

Should NEVER be doing this. Get back to work!

Millie, I am NOT a misogynist! Please come back! Miss you. Love, Dick.

Beautiful! But people get to see these for free? Stephen, let's discuss acquisition of these. Profits to be made! From, Dick.

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Quite the role model in the 90s! Not sure what his plan is now but I'm invested in him! I'd be his 'Apprentice'! ; ) Message me. 555-7289-2802

Left another few calls for you, Mark. Let's discuss business proposals over a coffee! It's on me ; ) Message me. 555-7289-2802

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Temporary! Secretary! (That's what Tina will be if she doesn't send me that quarterly report! Lol!)

Sam! My man! Hoping we can get lunch together? Got some brilliant new investments we should discuss! Message me. 555-7289-2802

Rude little boy.

Keep it professional! From, Richard.

Brilliant man! Let's get lobster together, Jeff! From, Richard Man.

Less of this and more work! I only sleep 4 hours a day and I'm fine! From, Dick.

Millie's favorite color! Got you daffodils for when you come back. I know the divorce threats aren't real. Miss you! Love, Dick.

This is what you should think about work, Tina! From, Dick.

He's number one. ; )

Tricky! Had calls from HR not to say "woke nonsense" any more. Hurts diversity in the office. Need to keep PR high. Any thoughts? From, Richard Man

STOP!!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!

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Thinking about selling air. Huge investment opportunities!

Tina, how do I update my Outlook? From, Dick.

Quarter pounder anyone? ; ) (It's coming out of your paycheck.)

Investing into avoiding this. Message me if you've made progress! 555-7289-2802

Ditching this for Copilot. Great choice! Follow me for more business ideas.

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I was told that this guy could fit through the eye of a needle better than me. Fat chance!

Business is like gambling, and I'm always rolling sixes! (Ignore last week.)

Grandpa had a huge stake in this one! Smart man!

Now we're getting somewhere!

Still waiting on that report, Tina! From, Dick.

We're making progress.

Hoping to hear back from you Elon! Left you 17 voice messages. Let's discuss business! From, Richard Man.

(Annoyed grunt)! - [Edited to avoid copyright infringement.]

Follow it by a few zeroes and then we'll talk. ; )

Lovely friends! What country is that flag from?

Been called this. Don't quite understand, unless if they mean I used to chase the transit! I just take the helicopter now! Lol!

Stephen, is this a good business to invest in? Heard lots of money floats around these cultures! From, Dick.

What's a little suffering in the office? You don't see me complaining! That reminds me, must message Tina about the yacht party this weekend.

Now THIS is a game I'm interested in!

Never had one of these. Is this a business to invest in? From, Richard Man.

Reminds me of unions. Disliked! Still looking for help with union busting. Message me. 555-7289-2802

Another one of Tina's emails to me! Lol!

Not sure if I would recommend. Lol! Just joking Millie. Missing you! Please call! I did say sorry! Love, Dick.

I don't support video game violence!

Rest In Peace (RIP)! He died the way he lived!

Great money-saving tool! Got the guys rolling out Copilot next week. Keep investing everyone! Message me for more business proposals. 555-7289-2802

Bought one of these for Timothy. 'Wii Bowling' was very fun until Timothy threw his 'Wii Remote' into the screen. Had to buy a new 80 inch Plasma TV! Miss you Timothy! Love, Dad.

No more pizza parties in the office!

All that matters! Had some Iranian caviar last weekend. Great stuff. Going to reach out to those guys and start a new business deal.

Always supported you Timothy! Love, Dad.

Cheers! Love a Stella Brew. Imported from the UK. What about you guys?

They should turn it down!

Best man at my wedding! Let's catch up for beers some time! From, Dick.

YOU'RE KILLING COMPANIES LIKE MINE!!!!

Not allowed in my office! We promote Diversity, Equity, and Equality for all! From, Richard Man.

The only kind of hotels I stay in!

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Had a complaint from HR that Kelly experienced one of these after my 'lecture'. No time for that! They should ban sick days!

Most people don't believe me when I say this happened to me! Hoping they come back for future investments. Maybe a trip to Mars?

Went here on vacation 3 years ago. Heard you moved here Timothy. Miss you! Call me, haven't heard your voice in 3 years. Love, Dad.

This on a cracker. Great snack break! No more Millie to tell me it's too fatty at least! Miss you Millie!

Who knows the country for this flag? Many beautiful women from there! Message me. 555-7289-2802

Remember when Millie was carrying Timothy. Miss you both! Love, Dick.

The good ol' days!

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Great!

Who's posting these? Send them to my office right now, Tina. From, Dick.

"The Rich Invest In Time. The Poor Invest In Money." True!

Seen this view! Well worth the money spent!

Hi. Is this Tina? Still waiting for the quarterly report! From, Dick.

He is number one! ; )

Rosie, have you heard from Timothy? Love, Dick.

Rest In Peace (RIP) to a brilliant man! Watched the Explained videos on YouTube afterwards. Amazing!

Half full! Positive attitudes around the office, guys! : )

Great cuisine! Got a great authentic one ran by Stephen from Investments. Great one Stephen! But turn down the spice, will ya? Lol!

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Not even real 'btw'. Clearly 'Photoshopped' with that size.

Delete this!

Not sure about this one! Real friends would invest in my business ideas. Turned down my offer without even listening properly!

Went on vacation here. Lovely city! Heard you moved here Timothy. So far from home! It's already been 4 years. Give us a call, son! Love, Dad.

Nothing more needs to be said!

Lol!

Union guys keep mentioning this man. Do not approve!!!!!! Message me if you know how to disband unions. 555-7289-2802

No time for 'radical' ideas in my business. These 'TERF's should spend less time protesting and more time in the office!

What a lovely couple!

Got complaints about cutting back the budgets for this one. I say, less R and more D! ; )

GREAT stuff! I'm the proud owner of over 24 of these! Message me if you are looking to discuss business! 555-7289-2802

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I was told that this is one of those video games. I don't support violence!

Did one of these last week. Prefer the view from the helicopter!

Just behind our boys in blue! Keep it up, lads!

Son was big into this! Timothy, please call me! Missing you. Love, Dad.

I believe this page redirects to 'Tina's emails to me' ; ) Lol!

Great!

'Good' is not good enough! We should be going for perfect! If you don't like that, you won't like working for me! Lol!

I don't support socialists!

Lol!

They won't like me saying this but it's the harsh truth! TRANS MEN WILL NEVER BE WOMEN!

Seems like a smart and handsome man. Would like to discuss business proposals with him someday!

Used to indulge but wife is now too tired for this. More time for 'business trips'! ; )

The 'starter pack' for the real thing. Try a cigar, ladies!

Potential here - recommend investing now!

I reckon I could fit through that!