reallyloudcaralarm

makes me feel like an evil court jester

BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looks like he has skidmarks

robbed of a grammy

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ronald reagan can pry from my dead hands.

i just think its funny to think about

goated on the field shame about the whole wife thing though

did it at my birthday dinner

this man ate my son

makes laundry embarassing

ugly monkey thing i still don't understand

:)

single-handedly raising the global literacy rates

i had to stop eating taco bell for a month. not a fan.

looks like he would enjoy the plastic shakers of parmesan cheese and laminated menus

looks like a robin williams bowling ball. i’m neutral.

kinda giving walmart anthony bourdain. why are his lips and eyebrows so thin

i can’t tell if he looks like a gay vampire or like a guy who won’t eat box. probably both.

looks like that one old cranky white man muppet. i like that.

cool dude with big ass ears. also i don’t like his beard

looks like evil kevin o’leary from shark tank. i fw it

giving sickly victorian child asking to be taken to the garden one last time

has the demi lovato butt chin which i HATE. lowkey looks like he’d be a fire opera singer though

young joe could get it. old joe looks like he would call me sport and ask if i liked “hip hop funk music”

kinda giving billy the puppet here. unfortunate neckussy.

looks like he spends 45 minutes on the can each morning reading the paper.

how did a man with non-existent eyebrows pull a baddie like monica

looks like he would buy me a beer. i don’t like that his hairline appears diagonal

jfk level hot? no. but the man was a saint so five stars for you king.

very kind eyes but an unfortunate forehead and hairline for a twink

looks like the gerber baby. i did not think having such little lip surface area was possible

looks like he’d love brokeback mountain. most dilf president but one star knocked off for being related to rfk jr.

looks like an endearing walrus who would teach history to a group of misfit high schoolers and teach them the true meaning of friendship

looks like a sentient garden gnome

looks like something i would scrape off of my shoe. also has a weird lazy eye that looks just pisses me off.

2.5 stars because it gave me my chemical romance

allegedly necessary for life.

a myth made up to stop me from having fun

salty

look at my plug bro i’m going to jail

ve vant to zuck your cvit 🧛🏼‍♀️