real_goblin

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Reviews

Homosexuality
Homosexuality

cool but disappointing that it isn't real

11/4/2026
Path of least resistance
Path of least resistance

little too easy

11/4/2026
Magic (supernatural)
Magic (supernatural)

the mystics of the shamans shattered my reality and blew my dick off

11/4/2026
2
2

awesome

11/4/2026
1
1

worse than 2

11/4/2026
Woman
Woman

great shamans and necessary for the tribe

11/4/2026
Joe Biden
Joe Biden

2 years

11/4/2026
Misogyny
Misogyny

the chief kinda likes this but i think it's keeping the shamans down

11/4/2026
Misandry
Misandry

kind of an anti-goblin movement when you think about it

11/4/2026
Friendship
Friendship

use this to rob carriages

11/4/2026
Hope
Hope

belphegor hates this and it keeps letting me down

11/4/2026
Research
Research

more of a stone age kinda guy :/

11/4/2026
Human sacrifice
Human sacrifice

raised my dark lord, would recommend to anyone else seeking to summon belphegor

11/4/2026
Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse

stole my fucking food

11/4/2026
Orange (colour)
Orange (colour)

my cousin grungus is this colour

11/4/2026
Jesus
Jesus

cool guy needs better friends

11/4/2026
Ben Drowned
Ben Drowned

HELP HELP HELP HELP

11/4/2026
Explosion
Explosion

hate these in Shinri Trial

11/4/2026
Mental disorder
Mental disorder

underrated but some are really bad

11/4/2026
Work (human activity)
Work (human activity)

don't like the human version very much

11/4/2026
Petting
Petting

honestly just degrading

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Lobotomy
Lobotomy

takes the edge off

11/4/2026
Socrates
Socrates

can you imagine this douche stopping you in the street to debate you like "WHAT IS A MAN" like bro i'm trying to cart my chickens home fuck off but you can't even do anything about it because he's a former soldier and JACKED. one of the most obnoxious people to ever live for sure.

11/4/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

pope john XII died during the act so that's just a giant red flag

11/4/2026
Crow
Crow

stole my sack of gold :/

11/4/2026
Cisgender
Cisgender

sounds like cyst which is ICKY and GROSS

11/4/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

had some charisma so that's worth half a star but honestly can't match up to my war chief and was overall just incompetent and a stupid idiot. i spit on him.

11/4/2026