ray_mckigney

rigid and bendy and shiny and clinical and steel and then you gotta try it left handed

i probably couldn't pull this off

annoying. just read the book or watch the movie instead.

these always looked fun

maybe measuring doesn't have to be about math all the time maybe it's ok to just kinda vibe it out

this thing is going beedle deedle dee but that thing is going bum de dum de dum but it still works

holy shit

really stupid, yet i can't help but feel just a little charmed

really unpleasant

not fun. not cool looking. surprisingly exhausting. unfulfilled potential.

good for looking at

all there is really

CRONCH

sometimes saccharine, sometimes cruel, sometimes funny

SO funny and an american hero

fan-fuckin-tastic

over hyped. have their place but often bring a sense of smug overcleverness.

fantastic for throwing and catching and kicking and hitting with a stick

real mixed bag

tremendous object. snappy yet floppy. a little dangerous. preposterously long.

better than dawn, and more conveniently scheduled.

one of the best to ever do it. functional, fashionable, great sound, great feel. sucks when they get jammed.

probably smarts like hell if i had to guess

great for parties

no!

a troubling legacy and yet

Exasperating and exhausting. The love of my life. They know how to earn the last half star.

smokin on that shit that made Poincaré conjecture

a part of me still gets a little excited every time i get to ride one

bothersome

he is real and he is my best friend

occasionally worthwhile but more often a waste of time