puppy dog

Yum!

Cool.

Duh.

Weeeeee!

Not. Cool.

Weaning off of this currently. It's really, really good. Miracle drug for fibromyalgia. Unforch, it also gave me erectile dysfunction.

Yum yum yum.

Yum! Classic fish. Pretty cool.

So, so cool. Means a lot to me.

👍👍👍

Meow!

La la la!

I get so excited when fall comes around and I can pound this shit..

Cozy.

Ew.

I used to hate, and I am so sorry! Delicious and wonderful.

I am a glutton for balsamic vinegar. Pair it with a good olive oil, dip bread, and go to heaven.

The world can be so cruel.

Have to use them more often. Put a sticker on my shirt every day, or some shit.

Beep boop! We have got to stop trying to make these humanoid.

Oh, I love them so! Gotta be nice to them. Give them space. Don't pick up if they don't want to be picked up, and they will come to you with their little tail wagging and whine when you don't.

It moves!!

It's not going to kill you on its own. It tells you when you're excited or scared. Bump-bump-bump.

My diagnosis. Lame ass diagnosis. Do you see what the autonomic nervous system controls? So many diseases fall under this umbrella, and all I get is the fucking umbrella. What's wrong with me? Nobody knows! I mean, I don't qualify for a POTS diagnosis. POTS is postural, and my tachycardia is not. So its fine. Whatever is wrong with me is an umbrella.

Yum!

Something very captivating about it. Easy to kill yourself and others. Too easy to do those things on accident. Get a knife.

Ho ho ho!

Pretty cool.

Woof!

Pretty cool that they get a whole kingdom.

So stinking cute.

Lots of pedophilia! Also some beauty, but, you know. A lot of pedophilia.

So fucking good.

Wonderful game, but its age does show in some aspects! Still so much fun.

Beautiful, sort of like a really long clit.

Yummy and beautiful. Food without fat that is meant to have it tastes horrid, and bodies without fat that are meant to have it often suffer!

Zzzzz

I long for it!

Warm and cozy, but easy to mess up. Some hot chocolate is terrible!

Don't get rid. That's the devil talking.

Horrid, but oh-so human. Tears me from my non-humanism so fast.

Big fan of buildings. And Machines. I'm getting flustered.

Not worth considering.

It makes me who I am. It is a terrible disability that would certainly disable me even in the most perfect world.

I love faggots! I am a faggot.

Horrible. So, so good.

👍👍👍

👍

1. Useful for organizing. 2. Nice and neat. 3. Lots of fun!

Pretty cool. Top tier bath toy. Big fan of their potential for mold collection.

Scrub a dub!

Neigh! They have the capacity for evil and use it often. Very cool!

Sticky-sweet

So beautiful. Terrifying. Laying in snow means death without decomposition, as long as you lay undisturbed.

A relationship like any other!

Lots of fun

My life revolves around shame and avoiding it, and this in itself brings me shame.

Women

What is there to say?

I have mixed feelings. Himalayan salt lamps are beautiful things, and a tastey snack if you are feeling cheeky. Himalayan salt over regular table salt, though, does little but look pretty. Now, I am not opposed to it, and I love when things look pretty, but it is no better for your body than regular salt.

So yummy! The apple is such a beautiful fruit and it is so tasty.

👍

👍👍👍👍

So interesting. Used to justify evil as something not entirely human-made, but people could never seem to decide if they forced or tempted.

It has its flaws.

👍

Woof!

Pretty cool.

👍

Not a fan.

Not much to say.

Makes it to the five beverages of all time, I’d say. A million ways to make it. One sugar, no sugar, so much sugar. Mint, black, green, earl grey, rose, turmeric, lemon, lavender, vanilla, even chocolate! (Though I am not a fan of chocolate tea myself.) Cream or no cream. So many options.

I’m just not a fan! I wish I was so badly but I am not.

Without it, I’m not sure where we would be. It seems to be a fundamental human experience. Not fun, but it makes you think in a way that not a lot of other things do.

Pretty cool 😎

I wish so badly that I could enjoy it!

Quite nice! I love groceries. I love food.

So fucking good

Very delicious. Extremely disappointing that the only company that sells them in the USA kills a fuck ton of people to do it.

Beautiful. Such a lovely thing to look at. Big fan of how they grow all on their own with just a little estrogen.

👍

👍

I don’t know. Seems unlikely. And if we have them, so do dogs and cows and cats and sheep. But then, where is the cut off? Does a chicken have a soul? A mouse? An ant? Bacteria? A virus? A plant? To think of them as human-exclusive seems rude. To think of them as animal exclusive also seems rude. I’m just not sure!

It’s an okay concept. We need somewhere to put bodies. But they take up so much space. I think an altar for dead loved ones is a much nicer idea. They are always right there, you can always speak to them, leave a present whenever you want. Graves can be beautiful, and there is something very beautiful about a graveyard, but I think this is something we can move past.

So annoying. Say what you want to say or don’t say anything at all.

Love it

A lawn without weeds is just horrid to look at.

Not great.

So delicious. I don’t like beer, but I will fuck up a cider.

So yummy!

Wonderful invention. I don’t know what I would do without them! They are deeply annoying, at no fault of their own.

Owwww!!!!!!

I wish I could be like the friend.

Weird. Wish it was more egg-shaped.

I’m weaning off of antidepressants right now. I wish I was instead weaning off of a tit in my mouth, but it’s whatever.

I miss it a lot.

Small and cute. Love when they are fat! I also would like to store nuts for winter.

I’ve been on antidepressants for five years. I forgot that you are supposed to enjoy the masturbation up to the orgasm, not just the orgasm itself.

I had to code a program to find the golden ratio in 9th grade. The teacher had started a cloud computing class, expecting seniors and juniors who knew coding and what the cloud was, and instead ended up with a bunch of freshmen. He was my favorite teacher.

Just so cute!

Zzz

So beautiful. Can be used as a metaphor for many things. Anyone can be a vampire.

Yummy

His hat is very cute and I like when he flips people off.

Round and round

I struggled with these a lot until I had laser eye surgery. I was awake the whole time, and had to actively move my eyes up, up and to the left, up and to the right, to the right, down, down and to the left. The laser hurt a lot and I could not keep my eyes open. They had to pry my left eye, the one they were shooting lasers into, open with their fingers.

Very cute. Innocent and sweet. They love sex as much as us!

Nice to look at