proudkoipondowner

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proud franchise owner of over 2000 koi ponds in the continental united states + macau

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Grease trap
Grease trap

As a kid i thought these things were like 10 feet deep and fast food workers were falling in them and dying every day

11/5/2026
BabyTrain
Baby Train

Imagine what life would be like if a train told you when to have sex

11/5/2026
Georgia Guidestones
Georgia Guidestones

Always thought this was the dumbest mystery in the world even as a kid and i laughed my ass off when some criminal who i fully disavow btw blew it up

11/5/2026
Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game
Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game

After seeing Bams 83 this honestly could be real

11/5/2026
Loveland frog
Loveland frog

Ive met some mofos in loveland that look like a frog so i believe this could be real

11/5/2026
Bbw University of Applied Sciences
Bbw University of Applied Sciences

If you have a degree from here DM me

11/5/2026
Dean scream
Dean scream

In school i had the Dean screaming every day but they still elected me Class president

11/5/2026
Bad Newz Kennels
Bad Newz Kennels

Put a 7 on my chest cuz i dont really fuck with my dogs

11/5/2026
Chichijima incident
Chichijima incident

They had HW out here hiding in the bushes thats fucking crazy

11/5/2026
Objectophilia
Objectophilia

These people seem awesome to me its really funny and cool to want to fuck a rock or the air

11/5/2026
Whole Foods Market
Whole Foods Market

You can just eat as much as you want from the buffet and leave and the bitch ass employees wont say anything

11/5/2026
Heart Attack Grill
Heart Attack Grill

There really was an ambulance parked outside rescuing someone when i visited

11/5/2026
Piltdown Man
Piltdown Man

One of the greatest dope scams in history he probably made a huge bag off those orangutan teeth or whatever

11/5/2026
Thomas Dilward
Thomas Dilward

We havent forgotten about you Japanese Tommy

11/5/2026
MadGasserofMattoon
Mad Gasser of Mattoon

This guy was like the Tim duncan of freaks in 1944

11/5/2026
Spring-heeled Jack
Spring-heeled Jack

First known hooper in human history

11/5/2026
Siege of Suiyang
Siege of Suiyang

Imagine walking up to a guy during the Siege of Suiyang and being like Yeah this is the worst shit that will ever happen to anyone sorry bro

11/5/2026
Great Molasses Flood
Great Molasses Flood

If this happened with beer instead of molasses they would have called it the Greatest Day In Human History

11/5/2026
Circumcisioncontroversies
Circumcision controversies

Circumcision controversies AKA a freaking oxymoron just like the Moron on oxys who came up with that bull shit

11/5/2026
Luigi Mangione
Luigi Mangione

1 star because ive never heard of this man and i dont think hes done any sort of notable crime in his life hes just a regular innocent fellow

11/5/2026
Montauk Monster
Montauk Monster

Saddest looking cryptid he looks devastated

11/5/2026
Exploding whale
Exploding whale

Honestly one of the funniest things god allows to happen naturally on this earth

11/5/2026
Snipehunt
Snipe hunt

Please message me if you or anyone you know has caught a snipe in real life

11/5/2026
Phenibut
Phenibut

Doesnt do anything they give this to lab rats just to freak them out

11/5/2026
Crack cocaine
Crack cocaine

Not for everyone but for some this will make you really smart and cool

11/5/2026
Homo erectus
Homo erectus

We miss you brother please come back

11/5/2026
Death of Otávio Jordão da Silva
Death of Otávio Jordão da Silva

This one is fucking insane

11/5/2026
Salvia divinorum
Salvia divinorum

I knew salvia got you way too fucked up so for my first time i ordered an ounce of the dried leaves from the internet instead of the extract and i tried chewing a big hunk for awhile but it didnt really do anything so i tried smoking like two bong packs of it fast back to back and the halloween lights draped around my ceiling started to drip a little bit and i laid back and thought about being a samurai. And then i bought some 20x extract and smoked it and didnt fully break through but i saw a bunch of little cartoon characters and a lot of bright yellow blue red primary colors geometics Kind of cool overall

11/5/2026
Manuport
Manuport

I know i would have been doing this bullshit

11/5/2026
Nitro High School
Nitro High School

Straight up cock suckers i hope they got rid of that bald ass principal that looks like Lurch

11/5/2026
ChestnutRidgepeople
Chestnut Ridge people

Im one of them and its pretty good i guess

11/5/2026
LJN
LJN

Stop hate

11/5/2026
Toilet god
Toilet god

In some cultures this deity is named Kyle Kuzma

11/5/2026
Lawn darts
Lawn darts

Ive been obsessed with lawn darts all my life im trapped by the visual of a kid in the 70s getting blown away by a giant dart and dying on the fourth of july

11/5/2026
Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916
Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916

RIP to the victims we havent forgotten you

11/5/2026
Ri Myung-hun
Ri Myung-hun

Craziest shit is when they posted that photo of the super tall guy at Kim Jong-ils funeral and everybody just went Wow bros still chilling

11/5/2026
Flea circus
Flea circus

First guy to do this changed the entire game

11/5/2026
D. B. Cooper
D. B. Cooper

Greatest badass of all human history his story speaks to the soul of every man woman and child and it says Freedom

11/5/2026
Aeschylus
Aeschylus

This guy was the first 1001 way to die

11/5/2026
Spontaneous combustion
Spontaneous combustion

Some of the craziest shit of all time and the worst part is its all real

11/5/2026