phineas_preak

A degree of novelty unmatched, able to produce a glow so bright in the eyes of any who behold it. Unexplainable perpetual motion.

The only way to be a proper gentleman.

just the coolest guy

everybodys got one

we all love breakfast and especially breakfast buffets

if you like movies you should check this one out. its got eyepatches, and horses

the apple of american presidents. a is for apple. president is for george washington. he did something with an appletree. and he never lied

a is for apple. theres something magical about that. it makes sense in a way few things do. some kinds of apples taste good.

Men want to be him. Men want to be with him. We are connected. I can see into his mind, and he can see into mine. You are special to me. Come into me.

He's too doll like. He has a doll's hair, doll's eyes, doll's hands, doll's teeth. He's the same height as a doll.