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Nowheregirl
Nowhere girl11/6/2026
Ouroboros
Ouroboros11/6/2026
Urban legend
Urban legend11/6/2026
Shame
Shame11/6/2026
Greasy hair
Greasy hair

MAKES ME EVIL MAKES ME HATE EVERYTHING MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Espresso martini
Espresso martini11/6/2026
Whisky
Whisky

KEPLER I like this scotch. A lot. I like the taste. I like the smell. I like the feel of it in my hand. LOVELACE Is there a point to this? 19. KEPLER Yes, and you're missing it. Here's the thing: end of a long day at work? I want to have this bottle of whiskey. It will make my life better. But if it started to get in the way of my work, I could get rid of it and things would be... well, they'd be more or less fine. I'd be sad, but life would go on. (beat) You all? You're whiskey. You're a nice to have. But nothing more than that

11/6/2026
Fordham University
Fordham University

i like it sometimes but i wish i liked it more

11/6/2026
Elon Musk
Elon Musk

They should string him up in public and i'm not joking

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
California
California

Take me back to God's country where the air smells like lilacs and salt and i never wonder if anyone is mad at me. i move through the world like a ghost. it's too perfect, like veneers, to the point of repugnance. but i move through heaven . this summer i did nothing but lay on the beach and read for pleasure and eat fruit. i miss that

11/6/2026
X (social network)
X (social network)11/6/2026
Catholic Church
Catholic Church11/6/2026
Julian of Norwich
Julian of Norwich11/6/2026
Eye shadow
Eye shadow

Blue eyeshadow 5 stars. People stare at me crazy style when i wear it normally on a regular day but i always feel beautiful

11/6/2026
Post-irony
Post-irony

interesting -> funny -> boring -> actively harmful

11/6/2026
Knight (chess)
Knight (chess)

Please don't take my horse. I like him. I get sad. Take something else instead.

11/6/2026
Satanic panic
Satanic panic11/6/2026
Hamilton (musical)
Hamilton (musical)

I like this in a way that isn't even a little ironic. I know. Everyone stop pretending they don't love Hamilton. You love it. It's good.

11/6/2026
Mango sticky rice
Mango sticky rice11/6/2026
Sun glitter
Sun glitter11/6/2026
Fang
Fang11/6/2026
Mermaid
Mermaid

Just like me fr. I like the pretty ones but i also like the ones that kill and eat men.

11/6/2026
Tech bro
Tech bro11/6/2026
Eau Sauvage
Eau Sauvage

TOO MANY MEN WEAR THIS. Why do all of them wear it??? Pick another fragrance. You're bound to remind one girl you're interested in of her ex if you wear this. And they're always annoying!

11/6/2026
Boy band
Boy band11/6/2026
All-female band
All-female band11/6/2026
Geese (band)
Geese (band)

I don't like the people that like Geese, which is more important than the fact I'm neutral to positive on Geese themselves.

11/6/2026
Guantanamo Bay detention camp
Guantanamo Bay detention camp11/6/2026
John Kiriakou
John Kiriakou

definitely a liar. also probably did some really bad stuff. tremendously funny though

11/6/2026
Whistleblowing
Whistleblowing

I LIKE THESE GUYS

11/6/2026
Gonzo journalism
Gonzo journalism

fun until it's annoying

11/6/2026
Road trip
Road trip11/6/2026
Alysa Liu
Alysa Liu

macarthur park milan 2026 program still makes me cry

11/6/2026
Horseshoe crab
Horseshoe crab

really fun but a little too much like bugs

11/6/2026
Horse
Horse11/6/2026
Republican Party (United States)
Republican Party (United States)11/6/2026
Kantian ethics
Kantian ethics11/6/2026
Evil demon
Evil demon

👎 stupid

11/6/2026
Platonic love
Platonic love

the only thing that matters

11/6/2026
Swimming pool
Swimming pool

i want to live in the moment when you're wearing goggles and your eyes are open, halfway down at the deep end, floating suspended and alone in the pool. on a summer day, hair swirling around your still young body, you will watch the sun break through the top of the water. when you're completely submerged and not close to the surface but you haven't been holding your breath long enough to need to come up for air. great stuff

11/6/2026
Swimming pool
Swimming pool11/6/2026
Phoenix, Arizona
Phoenix, Arizona

boring hot dirt. too many parking lots and billboards. was promised cowboys but they never showed up. would not recommend.

11/6/2026
Hickey
Hickey

getting, yes! dealing with, no!

11/6/2026
Red wine
Red wine11/6/2026
White wine
White wine11/6/2026
2026 United States elections
2026 United States elections

i had a very good time here.

11/6/2026
Jeffrey Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein11/6/2026
American Dream
American Dream

great in theory but hard to assemble with instruction manual

11/6/2026
Cowboy
Cowboy11/6/2026