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KEPLER I like this scotch. A lot. I like the taste. I like the smell. I like the feel of it in my hand. LOVELACE Is there a point to this? 19. KEPLER Yes, and you're missing it. Here's the thing: end of a long day at work? I want to have this bottle of whiskey. It will make my life better. But if it started to get in the way of my work, I could get rid of it and things would be... well, they'd be more or less fine. I'd be sad, but life would go on. (beat) You all? You're whiskey. You're a nice to have. But nothing more than that
11/6/2026Take me back to God's country where the air smells like lilacs and salt and i never wonder if anyone is mad at me. i move through the world like a ghost. it's too perfect, like veneers, to the point of repugnance. but i move through heaven . this summer i did nothing but lay on the beach and read for pleasure and eat fruit. i miss that
11/6/2026Blue eyeshadow 5 stars. People stare at me crazy style when i wear it normally on a regular day but i always feel beautiful
11/6/2026Please don't take my horse. I like him. I get sad. Take something else instead.
11/6/2026I like this in a way that isn't even a little ironic. I know. Everyone stop pretending they don't love Hamilton. You love it. It's good.
11/6/2026Just like me fr. I like the pretty ones but i also like the ones that kill and eat men.
11/6/2026TOO MANY MEN WEAR THIS. Why do all of them wear it??? Pick another fragrance. You're bound to remind one girl you're interested in of her ex if you wear this. And they're always annoying!
11/6/2026I don't like the people that like Geese, which is more important than the fact I'm neutral to positive on Geese themselves.
11/6/2026definitely a liar. also probably did some really bad stuff. tremendously funny though
11/6/2026i want to live in the moment when you're wearing goggles and your eyes are open, halfway down at the deep end, floating suspended and alone in the pool. on a summer day, hair swirling around your still young body, you will watch the sun break through the top of the water. when you're completely submerged and not close to the surface but you haven't been holding your breath long enough to need to come up for air. great stuff
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