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went to brussells once when i was 19 and became legit suicidal. not necessarily belgium's fault, but also not not belgium's fault

coolest guy of all time. scored some goals, kicked the shit out of a fan and retired at 30 to go and be in french movies. once went to hell and kicked a hole through satan. king

bizarre composition of members. three very talented musicians and a gibbering paedophilic moron out front

pretty lady. seems nice. i think she's getting divorced or something so i might have a shot

everyone likes abba. if you don't like abba you should get shot with a gun

kinda nice with it

the michael jordan of morning meals

the michael jordan of sandwich foundations

watched it again last week. still wonderful

of great value to sailors and the dutch

the only episode of south park my mum ever saw was the one where he gets trained by the dog whisperer and she thought it was really funny. she died earlier this year

in england we call it a jumper. keeps the torso warm

the michael jordan of basketball

saw them last week in a church and john played 'steal smoked fish' in his solo set in the middle. very big for me personally. easy 5 stars

successful entertainer despite meagre talent - impressive in its way. not a dog. notably bald

the citizen kane of michael jordans

love woman. hate israel. simple as

lisa eichhorn is fantastic in this movie. jeff bridges is in it and the dad from home alone. great movie

cmon man don't be doing stuff like that. yucky

last album wasn't very good. also made a song about a podcaster and it wasn't even a good podcaster. overall body of work still undeniably strong

flip horizontally and it kind of looks like boob

star of sketch comedy for the enfeebled. apparently successful author of children's books about hip hop grandmothers. unsettling face. suspected of wrongdoing

back in the day he was the cool one. now everyone prefers paul and the others. got shot.

all kinds of stuff going on in there. jellyfish and whatnot. salty. doesn't charge entry fee, major plus. might kill you but so might falling in love. can't worry about everything

never trust a man with two first names. singer who owned a bar and grill called toby keiths bar and grill. never been. likely poor. never heard his music. assume also poor. looks unpleasant. apparently dead now

never really cared for it. fine though. in a pinch