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Reviews

Book
Book

it’s just a bunch of wordslop

11/4/2026
Feces
Feces

me reviewing poop

11/4/2026
Winston (Overwatch)
Winston (Overwatch)

I mean this website is cool and all but I just think it’d be better if I had more reviews about, I don’t know, a super cool gorilla? And he could be like a tank and good against aoe attacks

11/4/2026
7
7

it was fucked up what 7 did to 9

11/4/2026
Archive of Our Own
Archive of Our Own

some of you guys need to calm the fuck down about this website

11/4/2026
The Magnus Archives
The Magnus Archives

such a good podcast like you really can’t goHello Jon. Apologies for the deception, I just had to make sure you were reading.

11/4/2026
Slay the Princess
Slay the Princess

We’re not going to go through with this, right? She’s a princess. We’re meant to save princesses, not slay them.

11/4/2026
Chiikawa
Chiikawa

u! u wa wa u wa!

11/4/2026
Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk

giving him a 5 because it’s giving all of us a 5. because WE. are Charlie Kirk

11/4/2026
Hadestown
Hadestown

WERE GONNA SING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN 😭😭😭😭

11/4/2026
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson

I hear in woke 3.0 they’re replacing the American flag with Miku binder Thomas Jefferson

11/4/2026
Garlic
Garlic

I don’t like it not very good. just like that damn sunlight

11/4/2026
Laika
Laika

she was a very good dog.

11/4/2026
Limbus Company
Limbus Company

(throwing rocks) gaaaay

11/4/2026
Milgram experiment
Milgram experiment

so when does kotoko yuzuriha show up

11/4/2026
Ingrown nail
Ingrown nail

It can fuck all the way off dude

11/4/2026
San Francisco
San Francisco

HERE I COME SAND FRANCISCO!!!!!

11/4/2026
Danganronpa
Danganronpa

bua bua bua bua buawaoooooo o wawa

11/4/2026
QuanMillz
Quan Millz

I’m a ABSENTEE VOTER who got ELECTROCUTED by a DEMOCRAT WITH BLUE HAIR and I WOKE UP as a VOTING BALLOT and now I’m SLIDING INTO THE SENATOR’S DMS?! FROM HELL?!?!

11/4/2026
Toby Fox
Toby Fox

you’re telling me a dog made these games?

11/4/2026
Scientist
Scientist

they revealed it. and by “it,” heh, lets just say. Hi

11/4/2026
Titanic
Titanic

why would they get on that boat, haven’t they seen the movie?

11/4/2026
Homestuck
Homestuck

why do people even like this it isn’t good @t @ll

11/4/2026
Brazen bull
Brazen bull

how do we bring this back

11/4/2026
Vegetable
Vegetable

my mom keeps saying I have to eat them or I can’t have yummy cake. why can’t I just have yummy cake and not gross vegetables??? this doesn’t seem right. someone should look into this

11/4/2026
Halloween
Halloween

:(((( i get so scared :(((((((( why does a scary holiday exist :((((((((

11/4/2026
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy

kodaka girl you have done it again. constantly raising the yaoi bar for all of us and doing it flawlessly. I’d say I’m surprised, but I know who you are.

11/4/2026
Sleep
Sleep

that one friend you worry about: been getting into sleeping lately

11/4/2026
Drag Race (franchise)
Drag Race (franchise)

(sashays away without elaborating)

11/4/2026
LGBTQ people
LGBTQ people

minus a star because white gay twinks are some of the most evil people you’ll ever meet

11/4/2026
Rotten Tomatoes
Rotten Tomatoes

ahahaha hell yeah I love throwing these at comedians

11/4/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

If I had a time travel machine I’d use it to put another bullet in adolf hitler’s head. Did he kill himself with a gun? Actually I don’t care to check

11/4/2026
Cat
Cat

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

11/4/2026
Grandparent
Grandparent

that’s just blatantly not me nan

11/4/2026
Hamburger
Hamburger

trying to explain something to my burger friend: so imagine america

11/4/2026
Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage!
Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage!

Hatsune Miku is holding a gun to my head forcing me to 5 star this please I don’t even know who tsukasa tenma is

11/4/2026
Yuri (genre)
Yuri (genre)

you’re telling me they can kiss? wow.

11/4/2026