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aw baby :-) my son :-) my daughter :-)

i love you too. lets have amazing digital intercourse.

unimaginably sexy. great in almost any form.

i miss you (disclaimer: I DONT LIKE KIDS. I DONT LIKE KIDS. I DONT LIKE KIDS.)

so small!

i still giggle when they call each other alphas and betas

you’re so…. oh mh god,,. please go out with me

she should watch american football

Awesome.

he should watch american football

glaggleland better

the funniest thing about this entire thing is when people are like “normal people think this” “normal people think that” normal people dont fucking think about this at all because they have other, normaler things to think about

you ever play inscryption?

thats my mom

its sick what you did to those kids

fuck you california. great job everybody else!

it takes a bit to get used to but once you do? wow! probably my second favorite number. love how it multiplies and how it adds and rhrhhghfhrh its a good one. this is a good one.

i really appreciate one. gets the point across really well. a bit bland but hey! it’s one! that’s arguably its job! unlike some numbers i could mention…

fucking amazing. do i even have to say anything?

pretty good but lacking something. i guess we are pretty earlier on in the whole numbers thing, but still. i guess its just not for me.

truly encapsulates the vibe of the odd number. "all great things come in threes" jeez what a slut three… i like that…

a friendly face. not much else to say.

mm. six. i have mixed opinions on you. you’re not the worst thing ever, but you’re not perfect. i think even you are confused on what you want to be. you are the oddest of the even digits, and y’know what? i respect that. we’ve all been a six before. hope you can figure it out soon pal.

its no five but i like this one

y’know what? i’m not done with you. you’re a horrible number. nothing you do makes sense and i’m sick of pretending that i understand you at all. you make me sick. you’re like the victoria’s secret runaway model of numbers. conventionally attractive, everybody thinks you’re all that, and yet there’s nothing even remotely enjoyable about you. you like to pretend you have a strike through you to seem a little special but no, you’re an ugly version of one and i hate you. i hate you seven. i cant stand you.

erotic

lets make the torment nexus

WOOOOOO!!! YEAHHHHH LETS GOOO!!!!!!!!!

really good. unironically changed my life for the better.

i support this

its really hard to see anything

neat

overrated piece of shit

best thing ever

im better

forgot what i was gonna write here

hot!

hot!

o oh wow…

she’s really pretty but i’m really scared to touch him

if you havent had a crush on her, are you even a person

worst part of cars

so… heh… come here often?

easier to clean but not my thing honestly…

really annoying to use

has its ups and downs.

built it all from an empty room

had a lot of bad experiences with this one

not all its hyped up to be

best day ever

i dont know how anybody could be afraid of these

really loud sigh

pretty bad

i dont go here but i know one and shes pretty nice

good stuff in here. pretty conflicted on most of it though

profoundly sexy

love these. hate cooking them though

they’re talking about me!

i disagree

big fan. please be my dad

words cannot describe how badly i want you. you are the finest piece of technology ever invented. please play for me a beautiful melody. please sing for me when i cannot sing for myself. i love you.

i support it

i support it

oh… oh my….

mama mia!!!

madam herta is a peerless gem! madam herta is an unrivaled genius! madam herta is an imitable beauty! brick? whats that mean.