newmonkey

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David Lynch
David Lynch

i miss u

11/4/2026
Dutch oven
Dutch oven

very helpful in soup making (minestrone)

11/4/2026
The Lego Movie
The Lego Movie

i like the couch

11/4/2026
Sexual intercourse
Sexual intercourse

BIGGER fan

11/4/2026
Woman
Woman

i like their independence and how awesome every single one of them is. and boobs

11/4/2026
Comedy
Comedy

tickle tickle

11/4/2026
Dog
Dog

i am quite fond of this dog

11/4/2026
Beach
Beach

love me a good fluffy beach. if its a hard beach no thanks

11/4/2026
Kate
Kate (given name)

she's pretty ok (i guess)

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Silas
Silas (name)

IM AWESOME

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Banana
Banana

so versatile for anything. to some, its intended use (to be eaten raw) does not quite work as well as it should. perfect for smoothies and banana bread. i personally love me a banana and since i dont eat them (Raw) as much as i should, it feels like a special treat when i do

11/4/2026
Pillow
Pillow

only when cold (louder)

11/4/2026
Cringeculture
Cringe culture11/4/2026
Emotionalintelligence
Emotional intelligence

easy

11/4/2026
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

the adventures of some bizarre jojos

11/4/2026
Fraternity
Fraternity11/4/2026
Sweden
Sweden

I LOVE MEATBALLS

11/4/2026
Spotify
Spotify

only saving grace is that it's swedish

11/4/2026
Christmas
Christmas

MERRRRYYY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO HO HO

11/4/2026
American Psycho (film)
American Psycho (film)

but can you get an invite to dorsia?

11/4/2026
Tiger
Tiger

like a zebra if it was orange and a cat

11/4/2026
Monkey D. Luffy
Monkey D. Luffy

best monkey variant

11/4/2026
Looksmaxxing
Looksmaxxing

clavicular? more like

11/4/2026
Monkey
Monkey

i like to see them do

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
School
School

i dont want to go. but they are There

11/4/2026
Friendship
Friendship

i love my friends

11/4/2026
Water
Water

so so yummy

11/4/2026
George Michael
George Michael

i will have a chair pulled out with a small picture of him at my christmas supper to properly mourn him

11/4/2026
Morning
Morning

im the opposite of a night owl

11/4/2026
Dan Hentschel
Dan Hentschel

I AM A HENTSCH HEAD

11/4/2026
Los Angeles Dodgers
Los Angeles Dodgers

OHTAANNNIIIIIIII

11/4/2026
Snowboarding
Snowboarding

i like the cool designs and i like snow

11/4/2026
Symbiosis
Symbiosis

i like it. venom's awesome

11/4/2026
Haloeffect
Halo effect

could be better. maybe if it had a thumbnail

11/4/2026
Deadlock (video game)
Deadlock (video game)

pocket. dynamo. victor.

11/4/2026
Fried egg
Fried egg

the correct way to eat ur egg. -1 bc its hard to get the yolk just right with the whites not being too wet

11/4/2026
United States
United States

i love burgers mmnfhfhhgghh and guns

11/4/2026
Bagel
Bagel

moving to nyc just so i can get a more authentic bagel experience

11/4/2026
Hedonism
Hedonism

i love it

11/4/2026
One Piece
One Piece

best show ever. changed my life

11/4/2026
Banana bread
Banana bread

4.5 if it has blueberries in it. -1 bc it has so many calories

11/4/2026
Protein supplement
Protein supplement

ghost is too sweet. the general amazon whey protein brand hits the spot tho. perfect for protein shakes and getting ur gains in. milk chocolate all the way. pair with eggs and toast

11/4/2026