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Archive of Our Own
Archive of Our Own

is anyone else a little annoyed people are saying the midterms only went the way they did because a fanfiction site went down for maintenance or am i just too woke

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby

leaving a decent review on this on behalf of my mother, god rest her soul (she's still alive but has incredibly basic music taste)

11/6/2026
Tekken
Tekken

BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE RIGHT NOW

11/6/2026
Stockton Rush
Stockton Rush

why didn't he just stockton Rush back to the surface? is he stupid?

11/6/2026
Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley

woah mama they trapped me in the compend review

11/6/2026
Objectophilia
Objectophilia

transmission tower 🤤

11/6/2026
Pylons of Messina
Pylons of Messina

feeling very emotional about these pylons tonight... their power lines were disconnected in 1994 and ever since they must simply gaze at each other across the strait, unable to share a physical connection again. a modern day tragedy

11/6/2026
Body mass index
Body mass index

if we all join hands maybe we can get rid of it for good

11/6/2026
Bullshit
Bullshit

a vocabulary staple as of late

11/6/2026
Marbled godwit
Marbled godwit

type of phrase your grandpa says when he stubs his toe

11/6/2026
Fight Club
Fight Club

he's not mentally ill his mind just did that

11/6/2026
Strip club
Strip club

going to the strip clup with pip plup

11/6/2026
Hurdy-gurdy
Hurdy-gurdy

the only one that matters

11/6/2026
Peter Thiel
Peter Thiel

he's not even blue? Why is he called that?

11/6/2026
Cougar
Cougar

OH FUGGGGG :D

11/6/2026
Grand Theft Auto VI
Grand Theft Auto VI

I can't stop thinking about November 19th. Flashes of Jason and Lucia constantly pop into my head. It's almost like I can feel and talk to them. "We're coming in a couple weeks don't worry buddy". November 19th is the day we’ve all been waiting for. Be ready guys cause it's gonna be a fricking movie.

11/6/2026
Furry pornography
Furry pornography

made me realize i'm t4t

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Stuffed toy
Stuffed toy

below action figure but above abacus in terms of playtime fun

11/6/2026
Scrappy-Doo
Scrappy-Doo

death penalty

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome
Polyendocrine metabolic ovarian syndrome

if you have or suspect a hormonal imbalance that causes depression or mood swings, please get yourself checked for pmos if you have the time and money to do so. i thought it was strange that starting hrt completely cured my depression until i found out i was intersex years later and being on t stabilized my hormone levels. my life has improved so much since then it's crazy. just wanted to pass that wisdom on to anyone who may need it

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Chicken nugget
Chicken nugget

im so facking hungry

11/6/2026
Cat
Cat

4/5 because my asshole cat bit me this morning

11/6/2026
JoppaRoad
Joppa Road

hey yo bro there's a dude i know

11/6/2026
Bedtime
Bedtime

boooooo

11/6/2026
Foot fetishism
Foot fetishism

you either get it or you really get it

11/6/2026
Death by coconut
Death by coconut

just another tuesday for poor old me

11/6/2026
Bad Luck Brian
Bad Luck Brian

GO TO COMPEND.ORG REVIEWS NONE OF THEM ARE PRAISING HIS CHARACTER, BUT RATHER FINDING JOY IN HIS MISFORTUNE

11/6/2026
Craigslist
Craigslist

who is craig and did he consent to his list being public

11/6/2026
Dave & Buster's
Dave & Buster's

DRAGONS HAVE INVADED DAVE & BUSTER'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Godspeed You! Black Emperor

what are compend's favorite albums? been really into g_d's pee at state's end lately. asunder sweet and other distress is also criminally underrated and allelujah is a bit overhyped in my opinion

11/6/2026
German cockroach
German cockroach

considering these things live exclusively indoors i don't think there would be a big environmental impact if we killed them off completely unless people are eating them for sustenance when i blink

11/6/2026
Rubber and PVC fetishism
Rubber and PVC fetishism

incredibly important

11/6/2026
Burning Man
Burning Man

INSHALLAH THE SHRIMP WILL EAT THEM ALL

11/6/2026
ChatGPT
ChatGPT

anyone else notice that all ai company logos look exactly like a human asshole? telling. very very telling.

11/6/2026
Question mark
Question mark

question mark son or exclamation mark daughter ❓

11/6/2026
Discord
Discord

you genuinely. GENUINELY. piss me off. but i need my friends

11/6/2026
Two Crabs
Two Crabs

i have a massive canvas print of this and it's the first thing visible upon entering my home. more recognition on this beautiful animal the grabs please

11/6/2026
Mummy
Mummy

this happened to my buddy eric

11/6/2026
SS Edmund Fitzgerald
SS Edmund Fitzgerald

witch of november costume sold separately

11/6/2026
Testosterone
Testosterone

if anyone doesn't want theirs i'll take it

11/6/2026
North Carolina
North Carolina

perhaps the highest highs and lowest lows of any state i have visited. beautiful scenery and awful people but at least we have cheerwine ♥ yay ♥

11/6/2026
Trichoplax
Trichoplax

LIVING THE DREAM

11/6/2026
Vermilion
Vermilion

:) redange

11/6/2026
2026 United States elections
2026 United States elections

YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR GOVERNMENT MANDATED NEOPRONOUNS IN APPROXIMATELY 2-5 BUSINESS DAYS. never stop fighting for your trans sisters.

11/6/2026
National Treasure (film)
National Treasure (film)

if this isn't your favorite movie you're lying

11/6/2026
Tetrahydrocannabinol
Tetrahydrocannabinol

take this and listen to the shaggs right now

11/6/2026
Doug Walker (comedian)
Doug Walker (comedian)

i review it so you don't have to

11/6/2026
Horse
Horse

sent from hell to torment people that don't like large animals with humanlike teeth

11/6/2026 · 1 comment
Transgender
Transgender

LET'S GO TRANS WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Banana
Banana

wikipedia article for scale. for real though easily my favorite fruit. banana haters you know where to find me to fight

11/6/2026
Argus Panoptes
Argus Panoptes

for some reason, of which i am uncertain, god deemed it suitable to make me hyperfixate on this specific legend. argus i'm your biggest and maybe only fan outside of shadow of the colossus and ween and percy jackson. this is my weirdest neurodivergent flex.

11/6/2026
Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell

does he look like a dehydrated turtle to anyone else or am i imagining things

11/6/2026
Tufted titmouse
Tufted titmouse

despite their small size, tufted titmice make up for it in attitude and will never bore you at feeders. they can be easily attracted in their home range with sunflower seeds and suet cages and will delight you with their peter-peter-peter song and ungodly screeching calls that sound like chickadees with substance abuse disorder. also they'll tear your hair out if you fall asleep outside (not a lie)

11/6/2026
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

it is genuinely impressive how a candy can taste so beautiful on the inside and yet so absolutely revolting on the outside. consistently the worst chocolate i have ever tasted and yet i keep coming back to that delicious peanut buttery goodness... we live in a bizarre but fascinating world

11/6/2026
The Beatles
The Beatles

i think a ringo got in my walls and died

11/6/2026
Meow
Meow

the best thing about meowing is that they aren't even saying words they're truly just yelling. cats don't meow at each other in the wild it's purely for getting attention from humans. manipulative beast in my home

11/6/2026
France
France

this place weirddddd af and small

11/6/2026
Pollution
Pollution

Very icky. No Good.

11/6/2026
Pluto
Pluto

if people put as much energy into overthrowing fascist governments as they do glazing this ball of rock we'd be in a utopia by now and i say this as someone who named themself after said ball of rock

11/6/2026
Gabe
Gabe

has anyone else noticed that when a character named gabe is in a tv show they're always a villain or a murderer of some type? no good gabes on television. much to consider here.

11/6/2026