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6-711/4/2026
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Love to use; hate to receive.

11/4/2026
Walter Kerr Theatre
Walter Kerr Theatre

has that old broadway charm, gorgeous marquee, insane balcony cuz why not. The fire escape is *chefs kiss*

11/4/2026
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Breakfast cereal

easy to prepare, so much variety.

11/4/2026
Chemex Coffeemaker
Chemex Coffeemaker

the best at home coffee

11/4/2026
Lyceum Theatre (Broadway)
Lyceum Theatre (Broadway)

Creaky af. Kinda ass. That’s what makes it easily the theater with the most character. The balcony is kinda scary. All a part of the charm.

11/4/2026
Minskoff Theatre
Minskoff Theatre

Not for me; perfect for someone.

11/4/2026
Hudson Theatre
Hudson Theatre

After the reno it is NICE. No standing room :(. Adore the lobby, hate the stairs. Although it maintains intimacy even with it’s height.

11/4/2026
Belasco Theatre
Belasco Theatre

This could be the easy favorite. Breathtaking interior, nice bathrooms, lovely marquee, fabulous layout, it nearly has it all!!! It’s A BIT too wide, makes the sides of the orchestra not the best depending on the production. Maybe that’s nitpicky. Maybe ill change my mind.

11/4/2026
Richard Rodgers Theatre
Richard Rodgers Theatre

Just really solid stuff. Putting up good numbers across the board.

11/4/2026
Marquis Theatre
Marquis Theatre

The more I think about it, the more I hate it.

11/4/2026
Music Box Theatre
Music Box Theatre

Almost perfect. Gorgeous theater. Vibes off the charts. The stairs down to the lounge are sick. Almost too big for it’s own good, which I understand makes no sense but idc.

11/4/2026
Booth Theatre
Booth Theatre

Legendary imo. Nuff said.

11/4/2026
Shubert Theatre (Broadway)
Shubert Theatre (Broadway)

Conflicted. Like it’s the Shubert, I love it, but also the back half of the mezzanine is egregious. Like the lounge, the stairs are insane but make you feel like youre entering a different world. The huge sign that this theater and the Booth have make up for a lot. Shubert Alley too.

11/4/2026
Broadhurst Theatre
Broadhurst Theatre

A bit of a bore overall but there is really nothing wrong with it, it is just a bit forgettable. (besides the standing room, you think itll be nice, but it’s actually ass)

11/4/2026
Majestic Theatre (Broadway)
Majestic Theatre (Broadway)

Iconic facade. Fucking love the way the orchestra is like a stadium entrance. Huge in a grand and open way. The shared stagedoor with golden and jacobs is lit. You are too far away in every single seat, but that’s kinda the charm of the majestic.

11/4/2026
John Golden Theatre
John Golden Theatre

wayyyyy too deep. Sick ass curtains in the back. Weird separation in the orchestra. Tiny in a nice way, unless youre in the rear mezz, then you’re watching an ant parade. Nicee lounge, good bathrooms lines.

11/4/2026
Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre
Bernard B. Jacobs Theatre

dimly lit, gorgeous, no LED marquee, intimate but still hefty. (a little wide for my taste.)

11/4/2026
Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre
Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre

the quintessential mid-range capacity broadway theater.

11/4/2026
Winter Garden Theatre
Winter Garden Theatre

this theater is nearly what it’s all about. Huge, stunning, grand, opens onto Broadway, the fucked up bathrooms, the weird coat closet bar. Wonderful. Sightlines just are terrible.

11/4/2026
Metal
Metal

hell yea

11/4/2026
New York City Subway
New York City Subway

for all it’s shortcomings, i still love it

11/4/2026
Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal

he seems like one of the good ones. 860 was charming but a bit eyeroll inducing sometimes if only for the audience reactions.

11/4/2026
Imperial Theatre
Imperial Theatre

below average. Horrid entrance, weird bathrooms and bar, NO LOUNGE, too deep, rough sightlines sometimes, although it FEELS like a broadway theater still with some nice design and I really like the marquee.

11/3/2026