museumausoleum

Too suspiciously proud of being German

Fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that fuck that

Awesome but so overrated. Also why are people who aren't even from here (which is fine) the most elitist and annoying (which isn't fine) about the city? Overcompensation much

Art School students act like they so unique but all you gotta do is look at the whole class legs during critique to prove em wrong. Also these hurt and aren't quality

Too much of a mixed bag but gets you some real quality people usually

Responsible for some of the greatest games of all time

The Printing Press can now be in your home. The implications alone are proof life will get better.

Unbelievably great music, unfortunately a game of minesweeper for bands being fascists

Always something new with these motherfuckers

The world ended long ago from the knives of borders

Definitely your thing if you're a fucking loser with no personality. Does not mean improvement

Pilsen, The Greatest Neighborhood in the World. Fuck Gentrification. Víva México.

Bulgarians do it better and the wetter the better

Crazy how you can mostly subside off this

Why did you make Ronald Reagan

Yakub was real and he is proof

Italians' greatest gift to Humanity, almost makes up for inventing Fascism, Catholicism, and Sardinia

Full star only because the word is funny and evocative. They really are 'chuds'

Ruins any other superhero media you'll consume

Shut the fuck up fuck you mean goddamn

Get your spooky up not your goofy up

Oh but when I go crazy I don't got 12 dickriders on retainer who'll podcast for me saying 'facts' when I breathe instead I get the fluoride stare and a thousand dollar hospital bill

Based

Shout Out

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Is great because eventually emo boys get too old to be emo and have to become a girl

A friend that understands you and listens.

I love how strange but cute these look no wonder transgenders like them good taste. Also very helpful to have in the house if you overbought vegetables don't give them alliums or too much sweets though they are fragile and autistic things

ONLY DRAWBACK IS IT SHOULD BE LONGER

Is perfect on paper but annoying at how high a comfortable bar of entry is and how locked in you have to be

life affirming there is nothing like being in a New Orleans Wedding Parade taking over the street but would be better without all the men who want to rape you after sunset and fucking humidity

Caught your ass haha do your laundry and dishes

I mean kinda unimaginative but if it works for you

Put everything aside isn't it just cool in general when you think about it? That a boy can be a girl, that a girl can be a boy, and that there's even more?

Good but kinda predictable and too many are awkward doing it

WHAT THE FUCK

Man I love these things all of them

Just because you have trauma from people not liking you doesn't mean you gotta be a little bitch about it now no one likes you

This one could've stayed in the notes app god

Life affirming and transcendent but a real hassle, better for a rainy day. Also when it sucks it sucks

Makes the lamest most insecure losers imaginable who have to make it others' problem that they can't get laid and are scared of everything

Best city in the world we from The Chi

If no one got me I know refried beans got me