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Sometimes instead of a meal I'll just eat a single Crumbl cookie and then feel like shit for several hours

Tastes good, more versatile than people give it credit for, shelf-stable, cheap. Underrated, honestly

Yeah it's not as good as brewed coffee but let's be honest, are you really drinking coffee because you like the taste?

NY-style cheesecake is the best dessert hands down. Name a better dessert, you literally can't

Maybe the dumbest thing to ever happen. I was around during it and the entire time I couldn't figure out why anyone even remotely cared. Pure distilled culture war

I feel so lucky that I am alive at the same as this man

Sadly haven't gotten the chance to try this but the name is S-tier

Probably the only substance that makes pretty much any kind of food taste better (provided the food is not already salted), and instead of being rare or difficult to obtain we have literal oceans of it. Goated seasoning

Last Friday I told my coworker about this guy and yesterday (Monday) he brought it up again at lunch because he couldn't stop thinking about it, because this dude's life is literally nonsense from start to finish. Pretended to be Chinese in order to rip off a magician act from an actual Chinese guy, got into a long-standing beef with said Chinese magician, had a fake-Chinese fake-wife, then died doing a magic trick involving a gun. Outstanding.