mazzranache

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Reviews

Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift

I had to drop a therapist because she revealed to me during a session that she was a Gaylor. But Our Song is maybe one of the best pop songs and certainly a perfect karaoke song so I gotta give TSwizz credit there

11/5/2026
Non-binary
Non-binary

They’re not all bad, but the bad ones? Yeesh

11/5/2026
Cupholder
Cup holder

So many situations where I wish I had a cup holder, zero situations where I wish I didn’t. Easy math

11/5/2026
Self-immolation
Self-immolation

I think about Aaron Bushnell almost daily

11/5/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen
Carly Rae Jepsen

GOAT. Lyrical genius. Sonic innovator. I can’t believe she writes so beautifully and earnestly about men

11/5/2026
Pantherian
Pantherian

The third hill is the closest I have ever gotten to reaching serenity of mind body and spirit

11/5/2026
Breast torture
Breast torture

Breasts are for to be cherished I couldn’t torture them

11/5/2026
Executivedysfunction
Executive dysfunction

At least it’s not erectile dysfunction am I right ladies

11/5/2026
Drunk driving
Drunk driving

NO!!!! DONT DO IT!!!

11/5/2026
Funnel cake
Funnel cake

High ceiling low floor. For example at Dorney Park it’s too doughy in the middle so it’s raw, but at Hersheypark it’s the most perfect thing one could put in one’s mouth at an amusement park

11/5/2026
Furry fandom
Furry fandom

Furries are the closest thing artists can get to having a patron in the modern day

11/5/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

I love a homosexual woman or girl 🤩

11/5/2026
Intracranial aneurysm
Intracranial aneurysm

I don’t want the scary nutsack to blow up in my head

11/5/2026
Misandry
Misandry

Yea we suck lol

11/5/2026
Booby trap
Booby trap

Booby good, trap bad

11/5/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk

This was such a fun day on twitter lol

11/5/2026
Butterfly House (Carmel Point, California)
Butterfly House (Carmel Point, California)

I’d take it

11/5/2026
Men's rights movement
Men's rights movement

Mens are not right

11/5/2026