marvelous

genius comedy

gluggluggluglu

i am friends with my cat

hell yeah

In a way, its cool actually. nothing matters? that means i can do whatever i want forever. i am beholden to nothing. thats sick. when you see it that way, its marvelous

badass dude

Sometimes I say really stupid shit and attribute it to him. very fun name to tack on the end of stupid shit to make it funnier

Fuck dude. every time im severely depressed, unable to find motivation to feed myself, but i know i need something. So i look in the fridge for the fifth time today, and thats when i spot it: my lover, in plain sight, hidden behind the sourdough. its as if she descended from the heavens solely for the purpose of being super fucking easy to make while also being plain and stomachable and somehow on top of both of those things tasting like a symphony in your mouth. i myself am a voyeur watching the bagel and the cream cheese make love to eachother on my plate, a fated pair. then you go through a two week phase where you eat nothing but bagels, until you forget they exist for a while and then you get to have that whole realization over again. and its not something that becomes dull with time, because every time you re-experience bagel-joy, it is like greeting a long lost friend whos been away at sea. bittersweet and in that moment it is infinite. i am going to go make myself a bagel

they have some good music

so fun, but expensive!!

classic human shit. ritual partaking and a festival centered around a seasonal gourd? only people are doing this shit. sick

id be nothing without you

its nice when i can listen to stuff without other people being able to hear it. like NO this music is just for ME im NOT SHARING!!

fuck dude. so much aura.

simply no good

if there were no more movies id kill myself

pretty much the best human experience ever

Masterful work of music. that bridge before the last chorus is really fucking scary to me though it feels very threatening.

i created this page because i love you my dear

Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight

of course its real