m0nkey

a necessary evil. live and learn

a thinking fellow's game

he's totally d.b. cooper

ol reliable

do you enjoy hurting other people?

unbearable

music the whole human race is still trying to catch up to

fuck you kobe

didn't happen

so underrated

purest artform in the world

a ton of fun if you're not stupid about it

i'm only a recent convert to the carabiner life but now i don't leave home without it

have the potential to be unbearably corny but mostly chill

loud noise n pretty colors

album i heard most recently at time of writing. it was pretty hard

evil corpo trumper cunt who sent wwe into the most sterile and uncreative era its ever been in

liam gallagher is probably jesus

he was kind of a douche when i met him but he was funny so that's ok. rip

bullshit fruit

their drummer complimented me for my driller killer shirt

very possibly the single funniest man to ever live

my goat in my youth and i still love him but he's also become completely insufferable

maybe just the greatest dialogue of all time

am i nuts or is bro kinda underrated in the grand scheme of it

it just kinda is innit

THE GOAT

rip to Greek Village in Dundalk MD who had the best french toast on the planet. gone but not forgotten

i'll never forgive you for the 2025 finals but like you seem like a pretty nice guy

both the best and worst thing we have going for us

how are you gonna be the weakest link of a show named after you

funky lil guys

hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, and today I'm sneakin these titanium rods through an MRI machine

How DOOM hold heat and preach nonviolence? Shhh, he bout to start the speech, c'mon, silence!

i think my friends r cool :)

yumm