lotsofbees

i know you're out there.

wait, he died?

OUCH!

treasure what you have, because you may never truly appreciate it until it is gone.

in my dreams i am in a deep wood of scots pines; an ancient presence of silver and orange. dim, soft autumnal light gently pats down the undergrowth below my feet and the hidden loam sleeves over a tangle of roots. there is a silence broken by the faint call of the robin and the southward arrows of geese somewhere above the canopy. i am digging into the cold earth in search of something, and when my spade finally hits something solid -- i wake.

YOU IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU UTTERLY FUCKED IT!!!!!!!

poland

dundee i love you, but you're bringing me down

in 1985 a serbian farmer claimed that he was attacked by albanians, whom stuck a glass bottle up his rectum. there was intense debate and conflicting reports as to whether or not he did this as an act of masturbation or if he was actually attacked by albanians. either way, this directly played a part in the rise of ethno-nationalism in yugoslavia, leading to the brutal 10 year yugoslav wars and the breakup of a once powerful, diverse nation. if it were fiction, it would be deemed to ridiculous to be true.