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Horse
A supreme mode of transportation, and my personal favourite. I am aware of an incident in my local area where a man was trampled by four or five men on horseback but that is irrelevant and he was an awful scoundrel anyway. I love horses.
11/5/2026Battle of Fontenoy
Ouch.
11/5/2026Apple
I'm fine with these, actually.
11/5/20261754
Very mediocre year. Do not let me live through it ever again.
11/5/2026Antelope
...and we'll run for it like antelopes!
11/5/2026Squire Trelawney
A dear friend of mine. I am not a homosexual.
11/5/2026Piracy
Absolutely not.
11/5/2026Parmesan
Surprisingly useful to have on hand in the rare case you are trapped on a deserted island with over a dozen pirates at your throat. You never know. Also, delicious! ^_^
11/5/2026Long John Silver
You're a sick fuck for what you did to Jim Hawkins.
11/5/2026