lashe00

my og phobia

coke that tastes good

.5 stars until they invent a coke that tastes good and doesn’t give you a headache

will not be allowed under my presidency

chic and class died w Ms O

there will be allegations… mark my words.

very fun in theory, extremely nasty in practice (fanfic) men make for very ugly pregnant folks

actually rlly don’t like this. let the boys have a vagina if they need to have a vagina!!! they don’t need both!!!

mom told me abt this when i was in middle school and i thought it was the funniest shit ever. still do ngl. i’d make jokes abt it in public and my mom would freak bc she didn’t want ppl thinking we believed in that

dog hitler

almost heaven…

angel

hitler

yankee scum

the real french

truly nothing funnier

three stars as a happy medium bc it was obviously horrific but deeply interesting to me.