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Tit (bird)
Tit (bird)

theyre small and round just like my tits

11/4/2026
Blue-footed booby
Blue-footed booby

colored feet. weird shape. shares a name with breasts. top 5 bird easily.

11/4/2026
Homework
Homework

ok whos idea was this

11/4/2026
Mineral lick
Mineral lick

incredible if you are some kind of ungulate or rodent.

11/4/2026
Insanity
Insanity

ive been writing reviews for 5 hours straight. its 3am right now. i dont think my life is salvageable

11/4/2026
Hunger
Hunger

not good long term

11/4/2026
Magic (illusion)
Magic (illusion)

unbelievable

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Hallucination
Hallucination

they are my friends :)

11/4/2026
Morality
Morality

who cares

11/4/2026
Soap
Soap

do not eat. bitter.

11/4/2026
Mammal
Mammal

just like me fr

11/4/2026
Infrared heater
Infrared heater

if i was a lizard or a reptile of some kind this thing would be soo good

11/4/2026
Dental floss
Dental floss

boring

11/4/2026
Toothbrush
Toothbrush

feels sooo good until theres blood :(

11/4/2026
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell

he is so mean to the people in the talent show

11/4/2026
Hamburger
Hamburger

im imagining it

11/4/2026
Abdul El-Sayed
Abdul El-Sayed

congrats bro

11/4/2026
Virtual private network
Virtual private network

hahaha they cant catch me :D

11/4/2026
Dog
Dog

charming

11/4/2026
Cat
Cat

simply delightful

11/4/2026
Tax
Tax

so so good if they use it for the right things but they dont like ever and that sucks

11/4/2026
Space
Space

contains stuff

11/4/2026
Plastic pollution
Plastic pollution

not good :(

11/4/2026
69 (sex position)
69 (sex position)

hahaha nice

11/4/2026
Truth
Truth

honestly,

11/4/2026
Bed
Bed

eepy

11/4/2026
Rhythm Heaven Fever
Rhythm Heaven Fever

wubba dubba dub is that true?

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Elon Musk
Elon Musk

"you have no friends and will die alone"

11/4/2026
Matter
Matter

necessary

11/4/2026
Superheated steam
Superheated steam

ow

11/4/2026
Feral pigeon
Feral pigeon

they chill

11/4/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian

*blushes*

11/4/2026
Red Delicious
Red Delicious

solid

11/4/2026
Honeycrisp
Honeycrisp

banger lunchbox item

11/4/2026
Homestuck
Homestuck

didnt read it

11/4/2026
Toby Fox
Toby Fox

why are you like this

11/4/2026
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

charlie

11/4/2026
The Sopranos
The Sopranos

gabagoo

11/4/2026
Boys' love
Boys' love

is this real or only in books. can someone demonstrate on me. please.

11/4/2026
Reminders (Apple)
Reminders (Apple)

siri remind me to take my medication tomorrow night

11/4/2026
Stop sign
Stop sign

youre not the boss of me

11/4/2026
Joy
Joy

hahaha yea hahaha wooo yea ohhhh yea yes yupp yep so cool. and fun

11/4/2026
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

who up playing with they worm

11/4/2026
Markiplier
Markiplier

56th president of the united states

11/4/2026
Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr.

im stuff

11/4/2026
Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman

True...

11/4/2026
Apathy
Apathy

dont care

11/4/2026
Rhapsode
Rhapsode

thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening me

11/4/2026
Oral tradition
Oral tradition

yo mama so old she give me oral tradition

11/4/2026
Homer
Homer

what the fuck why isnt he yellow

11/4/2026
Grape
Grape

I have no idea what these look like on the inside. if only someone could do a surgery on them.

11/4/2026
Bicosoeca
Bicosoeca

its definitely alive

11/4/2026
Ableism
Ableism

fucked up what cain did

11/4/2026
Soil
Soil

tasty

11/4/2026
Fossil fuel
Fossil fuel

yummy

11/4/2026
Pillow
Pillow

w naps

11/4/2026
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein

did you know that he was so smart that he didnt have to eat

11/4/2026
Hypocrisy
Hypocrisy

what kind of idiot would like this

11/4/2026
Crazy Train
Crazy Train

in my twisted mind this is just a regular train

11/4/2026
Fred Flintstone
Fred Flintstone

yappa dappa doop

11/4/2026
Uncle
Uncle

he hit me

11/4/2026
Uncle Grandpa
Uncle Grandpa

good morning!

11/4/2026
Rabies
Rabies

feeling bitey

11/4/2026
Cotton-EyedJoe
Cotton-Eyed Joe

did anyone ever figure out where he went

11/4/2026
Money
Money

fake

11/4/2026
War
War

why would anyone do this

11/4/2026
Traffic collision
Traffic collision

why would anyone do this

11/4/2026
Springfields
Springfields

homer

11/4/2026
John Cena
John Cena

why did they leave this page blank

11/4/2026
Auditory processing disorder
Auditory processing disorder

huh. whuh.

11/4/2026
Book
Book

judging by the cover of these things, they dont seem too interesting

11/4/2026
Planigale
Planigale

incredible

11/4/2026
Wallaby
Wallaby

haha short

11/4/2026
Kangaroo
Kangaroo

boing

11/4/2026
Rock (geology)
Rock (geology)

i loved him in jumanji

11/4/2026
Hair loss
Hair loss

why would anyone do this

11/4/2026
Joke
Joke

i dont get it

11/4/2026
Rubber duck
Rubber duck

not as good as the real thing, but a fine substitute

11/4/2026
Duck
Duck

astounding

11/4/2026
Rock paper scissors
Rock paper scissors

stale metagame. needs an update soon.

11/4/2026
Cattle
Cattle

haha they like moo and stuff

11/4/2026
Jerma985
Jerma985

handsome

11/4/2026
1
1

better than nothing

11/4/2026
Exclamation mark
Exclamation mark

why are you yelling

11/4/2026
Jungle music
Jungle music

never heard it, but if the monkeys like it then i probably would too.

11/4/2026
Coyote
Coyote

a friend to all

11/4/2026
Calculator
Calculator

my favorite game

11/4/2026
Cold
Cold

not enough of it

11/4/2026
Heat
Heat

too much

11/4/2026
Q
Q

the funniest one by far

11/4/2026
Jumping
Jumping

critical tech for moving upwards

11/4/2026
Fireworks
Fireworks

ooooohhhh. aaaaaahhh.

11/4/2026
Largenumbers
Large numbers

it starts getting difficult after 100

11/4/2026
Gar
Gar

fine in moderation. would hate if i had like 100 of them or something.

11/4/2026
Mr. Pibb
Mr. Pibb

nectar of the gods

11/4/2026
Incest
Incest

i dont like them. especially the ones that bite. butterflies are cool though.

11/4/2026
Fall Out Boy
Fall Out Boy

i do not have an opinion on this band

11/4/2026
Counterculture
Counterculture

too mainstream for me.

11/4/2026
Stoicism
Stoicism

yeah i think so

11/4/2026
Crunch (chocolate bar)
Crunch (chocolate bar)

mmmmmm yummy

11/4/2026
Appendix (anatomy)
Appendix (anatomy)

i miss you...

11/4/2026
Appendicitis
Appendicitis

they took it from me...

11/4/2026
Touchpad
Touchpad

i hate this thing

11/4/2026
Computer mouse
Computer mouse

couldn't do this without you, buddy

11/4/2026