kandyman

wonderful actor but somehow even better at not dying despite all odds

all my friends are on here but as an application its simply horrible

is the best thing ever apart from the two or so games that are just fucking horrible

pure incel rage. terrifying

the most culturally confusing trans icon of the 2020s

sensitive young men like myself empathise deeply with his story of not getting what you want even though you asked for it

ironically ive never seen it

ill be with you one day

makes me proud to be english. so solid always never lets you down holy bosh

always a pleasure to have bukayo saka's tasty liquid flowing inside me but the prices are far from fucking cheeky

i wanted him to do well the second we signed him because the worlds most annoying arsenal fans were up in arms that we signed someone from chelsea blah blah blah water under the bridge also it bordered on racism at certain times but hes' really come into his own recently and is playing some excellent football and honestly could be a huge part of our season

so charming and cute! love love love its existence

watched 15 minute meals in a hotel recently and it was alright but his school dinners campaign was naff and boring

if you think you know how they made this think again bubba...

massive interest of mine. i think its a genuinely genius show that loses half a star for a few unfortuante guests but overall is basically the closest we'll get to a perpetual motion machine for fun

i cant say that im like a mega fan or anything i like the album i heard and i think vkei is a fun genre im mainly logging this because it would be funny if, out of everyone i know, im the first one

always hated them. you dont really have anywhere to go if something happens

a feat of human genius and togetherness and artistic collaboration that gets me quite emotional, or, most of the time, REALLY funny. listen to island holiday by lil wayne if you haven't

one time i was incredibly sick and i stayed home from school all day and didnt eat so when my mum came back from work she made me kedgeree and i watched the simpsons on her computer. however i was still incredibly sick and it was 2018 simpsons so i ended up hating kedgeree forever

good but should be mexican

going home is the best invention in human history

the method when yummy deliciousness is the vibe

the most important thing in the world

on my one and only visit to florida me and my mothers experience here was so horrifying we still talk about it nearly a decade after the fact. my mum made friends with a honduran man in the queue who had been separated from his mother and then was separated from us when he was sent by armed guards to a separate line that was noticeably less white than the one they directed us to

he didn’t look like that when i met him