jixbyphillips

pretty tasty but I prefer the slightly fruitier overtones of 7-up, which this copied. I don't like copying on principle but I promised my WGA Strike Captain that I wouldn't rate things based on symbolic opinions. He (of COURSE it's a GUY! 🙄) also hates copying. Either way, he's gonna kick my A-S-S for this

maybe my least-respected feeling. A poison that infects every persuasion. One of the biggest impediments to social progress I can think of. If you like it YOUR LAME

not even that cute