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Reviews

Fish
Fish11/4/2026
Water
Water11/4/2026
Transgender
Transgender

Review bombing this page isn't going to make transgender people cease existing I don't know what you people are trying to do

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Decomposition
Decomposition11/4/2026
Buttocks
Buttocks

Nice

11/4/2026
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages
Long-term nuclear waste warning messages

his place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture. This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The danger is to the body, and it can kill. The form of the danger is an emanation of energy. The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

11/4/2026
Bouncy ball
Bouncy ball11/4/2026
Content moderation
Content moderation

This website might benefit from some right now

11/4/2026
Imageboard
Imageboard

I like to look at pictures

11/4/2026
Boxer shorts
Boxer shorts11/4/2026
Omorashi
Omorashi11/4/2026
Panties
Panties

i like to see them

11/4/2026
Nuclear weapon
Nuclear weapon11/4/2026
Large Hadron Collider
Large Hadron Collider

Sexually attractive

11/4/2026
Optical illusion
Optical illusion

Perplexing

11/4/2026
Woman
Woman

My girlfriend is one of those

11/4/2026
Aleph number
Aleph number11/4/2026
Garlic bread
Garlic bread11/4/2026
Banana
Banana11/4/2026
September 11 attacks
September 11 attacks11/4/2026
Moe anthropomorphism
Moe anthropomorphism

Very big on this . Someone should create a moe mascot for this website

11/4/2026
Lemonade
Lemonade

Pretty good can be too sweet

11/4/2026
Kneading (cats)
Kneading (cats)

Love when they do this

11/4/2026
Quebec
Quebec

Invented poutine but otherwise I have no use for it

11/4/2026
Cheese
Cheese

Very good and essential but sometimes stinky

11/4/2026
Electronic music
Electronic music11/4/2026
Urinary tract infection
Urinary tract infection11/4/2026
Meow
Meow11/4/2026
Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons

all of their food is made out of people

11/4/2026
Denver International Airport
Denver International Airport

Every airport is staffed by reptilian humanoids this one isn't special

11/4/2026
Armpit fetishism
Armpit fetishism11/4/2026
Industrialrock
Industrial rock11/4/2026
Hug
Hug11/4/2026
Three-dimensional space
Three-dimensional space

I feel limited by it

11/4/2026
Hummingbird
Hummingbird11/4/2026
Yogurt
Yogurt

My cat is named Yogurt and I really like him . Not big on the food itself

11/4/2026
HDMI
HDMI11/4/2026
Vagina
Vagina

Pretty cool

11/4/2026
Yuri (genre)
Yuri (genre)

Touhou Project

11/4/2026
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Puella Magi Madoka Magica11/4/2026
Minions (Despicable Me)
Minions (Despicable Me)

Pretty funny and endearing

11/4/2026
Compact disc
Compact disc11/4/2026
Scientology
Scientology

Fascinating

11/4/2026
Sowing
Sowing

I like reaping better

11/4/2026
Man
Man11/4/2026
Internet Archive
Internet Archive11/4/2026
Soulseek
Soulseek11/4/2026
Tony Soprano
Tony Soprano11/4/2026
Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon

Ate weird shit

11/4/2026
Outer space
Outer space

Fascinating

11/4/2026
32-bit computing
32-bit computing11/4/2026
Pingu
Pingu

Best show ever

11/4/2026
Guy Standing (economist)
Guy Standing (economist)

OutSTANDING tidbit of Wikipedia history

11/4/2026
Gamergate (ant)
Gamergate (ant)11/4/2026
Video game
Video game11/4/2026
Canada
Canada

I live here it's alright . invented my favourite food

11/4/2026
Uncle
Uncle

Pretty cool guys

11/4/2026
Cruelty Squad
Cruelty Squad

First time I played it I didn't have a mouse and it was very hard

11/4/2026
Onion
Onion

Perplexing

11/4/2026
GIMP
GIMP

High school trauma . My parents were confused why I had something called Gimp on my device

11/4/2026
Internet
Internet

I use it to look at pictures

11/4/2026
Homestar Runner
Homestar Runner

I went as Coach Z for halloween one year and nobody recognized me

11/4/2026
Popcorn
Popcorn

Nice snack but gets stuck in my teeth

11/4/2026
Tardigrade
Tardigrade11/4/2026
School shooting
School shooting

school shoting need to stops .. i serious

11/4/2026
YouTube Poop
YouTube Poop11/4/2026
Flatulence
Flatulence

Farts are fucking funny grow up

11/4/2026
Feces
Feces

Comedy titan but not as funny as the humble fart

11/4/2026
Goofing off
Goofing off11/4/2026
Research
Research

Don't need it . I already know everything innately .

11/4/2026
Boards of Canada
Boards of Canada

Not even Canadian.

11/4/2026
Kitten
Kitten11/4/2026
Macaroni and cheese
Macaroni and cheese11/4/2026
Cathode ray tube
Cathode ray tube11/4/2026
Bird
Bird

Incredible

11/4/2026
Airplane
Airplane

Sexy

11/4/2026
Moon
Moon

Lovely

11/4/2026
Poutine
Poutine

If poutine has a million fans, then I am one of them. If poutine has ten fans, then I am one of them. If poutine has only one fan then that is me. If poutine has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against poutine, then I am against the world.

11/4/2026
Wordle
Wordle

Another game ruined by too many unnecessary sex scenes

11/4/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

The pictures of him wearing lederhosen are pretty damn funny though

11/4/2026
TouhouProject
Touhou Project

What is your favourite Touhou game mine is 8 I Think

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Survivorship bias
Survivorship bias

lol the plane has chicken pox

11/4/2026
Rock hyrax
Rock hyrax

Don't listen to the haters, Rock Hyrax.

11/4/2026
Shipping ethics controversy in fanfiction
Shipping ethics controversy in fanfiction

I literally don't care about this stuff at all but I am rating it 2.5 stars because the Wikipedia mascot yuri art is gorgeous.

11/4/2026