jessie

i forced myself to watch this show in its entirety and i truly regret it

if my nursing home tries giving this to me on my deathbed i’m throwing hands

it doesn’t get much better than this honestly

measly little gopher man. not to brag but I got to yell at him once

grateful they never updated the UI because modern websites are a genuine pain to use. I had soulseek earrings when I was a teenager and those were pretty awesome.

do you think if I ask really nicely, they’ll let me name some of these? here are some ideas I’ve been cooking up so far: Planet Awesome Crazy Chamber Planet Sunglasses Urpenis Big Round Thing

i really hate their subscription policies but they do a good rendition of the 1176 🤔 big fan of their guitar pedals and software plugins

no redeeming qualities

if you like matcha you should get checked for pica because it tastes like straight dirt

the only part I don’t like about sushi is the amount of money it drains from my bank account

whatever man

spent a few years here during college. generally nice people. not sure what the deal is with that stupid fucking robot in the back

who pooped in their coffee this morning?

very cute but they don’t throw ice cold beer at my head

i give body hair a solid 2.5/5 - i shave mine in the shower every day, however, it is natural and should be embraced. it just gets really annoying sometimes & there’s no better feeling than being smooth in your bedsheets.

I hate talking about this band to people who don’t know them

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i’m not sure why AJR and Tom MacDonald aren’t named in this article, but I’ll rate 5 stars anyway.

umm FUCK YEAH?!?! let me show you how it’s done. medium rare tenderloin, actually FUCK IT make it rare. actually maybe like in between. top that baby with pounds of fried mushrooms & onions. now we’re talking. sometimes I eat steak with my hands without cutting it because it makes me feel primal. ofc I wash my hands after but yeah