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Meta Knight
Meta Knight11/4/2026
Graham Linehan
Graham Linehan

He used to be a funny comedy writer so he gets 1 extra star for that. He worked on Big Train and Chris Morris's shows that are very funny

11/4/2026
SCP Foundation
SCP Foundation11/4/2026
Antinatalism
Antinatalism

I sympathize because I have daddy/mommy issues and I don't like the kind of person they both turned me into and I don't wish having be transformed into something you hate because of circumstances outside of your control ever again

11/4/2026
Dream
Dream

Dreams I've had that I can recall: - i was walking my family labrador (RIP) and I helped a group of people give meds to some puppies. Immediately after this guy came out with a bat, and I ripped it away from him and started beating him with it, then a cat bit onto my arm as hard as he could. The rest of the dream was normal but I spent it extremely paranoid that the police were coming after me. I was pretty sure I was in America - a gang shows up outside of my apartment building and does a musical number then start breaking into my house to beat the shit out of me - (shortly after my family lab's death) I was inside of a shopping mall I used to go to a lot, and all the shops were closed down, and it was completely barren - my ex-something answered my messages and we had a really pleasant talk (Nightmare) - I was lying down in a shopping mall that I've never been to before and some dog or wolf came up and started biting the shit out of my arm - with my dad in an aquarium and suddenly the place gets flooded - Someone I'm vying to be friends with but who is unresponsive to my attempts to become friends with them answers back to me and we have a pleasant conversation (Nightmare)

11/4/2026
Cake
Cake11/4/2026
Orange juice
Orange juice11/4/2026
Yellowjackets (TV series)
Yellowjackets (TV series)

They decided to stop trying to tell a coherent logical story in season 3 and it shows, and the writing suffers for it *A LOT*. Season 1 is 5 stars but they just drop the ball and decide to start doing whatever, it was so dark and intriguing and over time it turns into Desperate Housewives with cannibalism in it. I *guess* it's exciting and a blast to watch still but I wish we got a story that's meaningful over a story that's just exciting

11/4/2026
Power electronics (music genre)
Power electronics (music genre)11/4/2026
Noise rock
Noise rock11/4/2026
Yoshi
Yoshi

If you play the Mario Party games you see how much of a fucking slut he is. Constantly showing you his ass. That emoticon in the new one where it looks like he's moaning while getting railed. A sexual deviant

11/4/2026
Songs (John Maus album)
Songs (John Maus album)11/4/2026
Swans (band)
Swans (band)11/4/2026
Bladee
Bladee11/4/2026
Billionaire
Billionaire11/4/2026
Infant
Infant11/4/2026
Trolling
Trolling11/4/2026
Landlord
Landlord11/4/2026
Antitheism
Antitheism11/4/2026
Chris Morris (satirist)
Chris Morris (satirist)11/4/2026
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld

Not even the best part of the show he's named after

11/4/2026
Piss Christ
Piss Christ11/4/2026
Cheese
Cheese11/4/2026
Self-destructive behavior
Self-destructive behavior11/4/2026
Saw (film)
Saw (film)11/4/2026
Autechre
Autechre11/4/2026
New French Extremity
New French Extremity11/4/2026
Binturong
Binturong11/4/2026
Paedogeddon
Paedogeddon11/4/2026
Hatsune Miku
Hatsune Miku

Garish

11/4/2026
The Whitest Kids U' Know
The Whitest Kids U' Know

"I'VE GOT PHANTOM GONADS ON MY FOREHEAD, I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY." one of the best sketch comedy shows of all time

11/4/2026
Moaning
Moaning (band)

boys who moan mmmmmmmmmm

11/4/2026
Rummikub
Rummikub

I'm pretty cracked at it but it's fundamentally flawed because the strategy of hoarding all your tiles pretty much breaks the game My country is big into Rummikub and I'm #279 on the national ranking at the time of writing. I'm going to a championship on the 21st. I might earn a promotion to nationals if i'm lucky. Pray for me

11/4/2026
Werewolf
Werewolf

In my heart I wish I was one. But my brain knows it'd be incredibly impractical

11/4/2026
Fat fetishism
Fat fetishism

Where are the FAT BOYS at though

11/4/2026
Obsessive love
Obsessive love11/4/2026
Horrorcore
Horrorcore11/4/2026
Crying
Crying

Cathartic

11/4/2026
British humour
British humour11/4/2026
Bear (gay culture)
Bear (gay culture)

Beautiful country

11/4/2026
Solitude
Solitude11/4/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk11/4/2026
Killing of Brian Thompson
Killing of Brian Thompson11/4/2026
Emerald Fennell
Emerald Fennell

The worst hack of them all

11/4/2026
Yorgos Lanthimos
Yorgos Lanthimos

Hack artist

11/4/2026
Jane Schoenbrun
Jane Schoenbrun

Hack artist

11/4/2026
Firestarter (The Prodigy song)
Firestarter (The Prodigy song)11/4/2026
Bread
Bread11/4/2026
Chocolate milk
Chocolate milk11/4/2026
Nine Inch Nails
Nine Inch Nails11/3/2026
Retard
Retard (pejorative)

underrated

11/3/2026
Amanda Young
Amanda Young11/3/2026
My Bloody Valentine (band)
My Bloody Valentine (band)11/3/2026
On Cinema
On Cinema

A show for the true film buffs. Five bags of popcorn and a measles vaccination shot

11/3/2026
Autism
Autism

One of the things I look for in a romantic partner (also I have it)

11/3/2026
Poland
Poland

Pierdolić ten kraj, chociaż Tatry są ładne więc daje dodatkowe pół gwiazdki

11/3/2026
Jam (TV series)
Jam (TV series)

Underrated, genius and gave the world the very first eccojam in the suicide with escape clause sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqHtWudI24

11/3/2026
Compact disc
Compact disc

Nifty

11/3/2026
Rate Your Music
Rate Your Music

The mods are GAY and SUCK but site is great for discovery

11/3/2026
Fire
Fire

Timeless classic

11/3/2026
Murder
Murder

It probably feels amazing

11/3/2026
Sonic Unleashed
Sonic Unleashed

The Werehog is body goals

11/3/2026
Sonic Youth
Sonic Youth

they were so cool and still are

11/3/2026
United States
United States11/3/2026
Public transport
Public transport11/3/2026
School
School

Good in theory but it feels like as a modern institution it's just a way to get kids used to working 9 to 5

11/3/2026
Gluttony
Gluttony

6 stars when I watch another man partake in it

11/3/2026
Piri piri
Piri piri

Will make anything that's already savory taste even better

11/3/2026
Pizza
Pizza11/3/2026
Punk rock
Punk rock11/3/2026
Film
Film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVcjeAByzaQ

11/3/2026
Autumn
Autumn

Great for photographers like me. Or for moody bitches (also me)

11/3/2026
Music
Music11/3/2026
Furry pornography
Furry pornography

Based

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Incest
Incest

I have 10 gigabytes of Shifty and Lifty from Happy Tree Friends incest pornographic material on my hard drive

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Shower
Shower

In my experience too long and sluggish but the ending kind of makes up for it

11/3/2026
Hiccup
Hiccup

The second worst physical sensation ever right after pain

11/3/2026
Enshittification
Enshittification11/3/2026
Potato chips
Potato chips

Goated

11/3/2026
Insomnia
Insomnia

DEEPLY UNPLEASANT

11/3/2026
Obedience
Obedience

Nuh uh

11/3/2026
Blackmetal
Black metal

Evil as fuck

11/3/2026
Dan Hentschel
Dan Hentschel

Don't let anybody else get you down, Dan. You're always in the right about everything

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Doppelgänger
Doppelgänger

They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same: no two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's not possible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So, they got no proof: they got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed, but who's to say there isn't another Mrs. Soprano just like her? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but... the same. What I'm saying is...

11/3/2026
Child
Child

Loud and gross

11/3/2026
Energy drink
Energy drink

Delightful treat

11/3/2026
Post-punk
Post-punk11/3/2026
Happiness
Happiness

oh i love Todd Solondz

11/3/2026
Vinted
Vinted

I bought a book that goes for 150 dollars on amazon for 5 bucks from some seller in Czechia #deviouslick

11/3/2026
Dog
Dog11/3/2026
Misanthropy
Misanthropy

Another guilty pleasure, at times enjoyable and schadenfreude-inducing, and at times boring and miserable

11/3/2026
Survivor (American TV series)
Survivor (American TV series)

went downhill and I fell out of love

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
Halloween
Halloween11/3/2026
Sudoku
Sudoku11/3/2026
Gambling
Gambling

Feels great just don't go overboard with it

11/3/2026
Tea
Tea11/3/2026
Limerence
Limerence

Unpleasant

11/3/2026
Pup play
Pup play

Goated

11/3/2026
6-7
6-7

Annoying.

11/3/2026
Table of contents
Table of contents

Feels amazing to look at and I love knowing where everything is. When there are sub-sections then it gets even better

11/3/2026
Rock music
Rock music11/3/2026
Book
Book

You can get more knowledge from then, *or* pass time with them

11/3/2026
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days
Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days11/3/2026
Ice cream
Ice cream11/3/2026
TwitterunderElonMusk
Twitter under Elon Musk11/3/2026
Family
Family

I'll concede that it makes for a decent financial safety net

11/3/2026
Vomiting
Vomiting

I have an extensive relationship with vomiting that has lasted for years (I've had frequent stomach aches as a child, got the stomach flu all the time) and it's become something of an old friend of mine, albeit an unpleasant one who I kind of hate hanging out with. But ultimately still a loyal friend And I admit, vomiting in itself is a very unpleasurable experience, but I do like *thinking* about vomiting. And watching others vomit, not in a sexual way. I like to think I'm close with the act of vomiting. pleasure-in-suffering, or something like that

11/3/2026
Banana
Banana

It's brain food

11/3/2026
Alcoholism
Alcoholism

Speaking as someone with a lot of people afflicted with this in my life

11/3/2026
Addiction
Addiction11/3/2026
Internet slang
Internet slang11/3/2026
Cat
Cat11/3/2026
Laughter
Laughter

if I'm the one laughing it's 4.5 stars but if it's a drunk person doing it, or someone with a bad laugh, it can be the most unpleasurable experience ever

11/3/2026
Masturbation
Masturbation

sensually it's 5 stars but it's a huge time sink

11/3/2026
Milkshake
Milkshake11/3/2026
Coffee
Coffee11/3/2026
Transmisogyny
Transmisogyny11/3/2026
Mothman
Mothman

would

11/3/2026
Horror film
Horror film11/3/2026
Water
Water11/3/2026
PlayStation 2
PlayStation 211/3/2026
PlayStation 3
PlayStation 311/3/2026
Hatred
Hatred

Guilty pleasure

11/3/2026
Racism
Racism

Irrational

11/3/2026
Furry fandom
Furry fandom

Everyone I met from it is whiny and a drama queen but I enjoy their porn

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Homosexuality
Homosexuality11/3/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler11/3/2026
Israel
Israel11/3/2026