impmon
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He used to be a funny comedy writer so he gets 1 extra star for that. He worked on Big Train and Chris Morris's shows that are very funny
11/4/2026I sympathize because I have daddy/mommy issues and I don't like the kind of person they both turned me into and I don't wish having be transformed into something you hate because of circumstances outside of your control ever again
11/4/2026Dreams I've had that I can recall: - i was walking my family labrador (RIP) and I helped a group of people give meds to some puppies. Immediately after this guy came out with a bat, and I ripped it away from him and started beating him with it, then a cat bit onto my arm as hard as he could. The rest of the dream was normal but I spent it extremely paranoid that the police were coming after me. I was pretty sure I was in America - a gang shows up outside of my apartment building and does a musical number then start breaking into my house to beat the shit out of me - (shortly after my family lab's death) I was inside of a shopping mall I used to go to a lot, and all the shops were closed down, and it was completely barren - my ex-something answered my messages and we had a really pleasant talk (Nightmare) - I was lying down in a shopping mall that I've never been to before and some dog or wolf came up and started biting the shit out of my arm - with my dad in an aquarium and suddenly the place gets flooded - Someone I'm vying to be friends with but who is unresponsive to my attempts to become friends with them answers back to me and we have a pleasant conversation (Nightmare)
11/4/2026They decided to stop trying to tell a coherent logical story in season 3 and it shows, and the writing suffers for it *A LOT*. Season 1 is 5 stars but they just drop the ball and decide to start doing whatever, it was so dark and intriguing and over time it turns into Desperate Housewives with cannibalism in it. I *guess* it's exciting and a blast to watch still but I wish we got a story that's meaningful over a story that's just exciting
11/4/2026If you play the Mario Party games you see how much of a fucking slut he is. Constantly showing you his ass. That emoticon in the new one where it looks like he's moaning while getting railed. A sexual deviant
11/4/2026Not even the best part of the show he's named after
11/4/2026Garish
11/4/2026"I'VE GOT PHANTOM GONADS ON MY FOREHEAD, I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY." one of the best sketch comedy shows of all time
11/4/2026boys who moan mmmmmmmmmm
11/4/2026I'm pretty cracked at it but it's fundamentally flawed because the strategy of hoarding all your tiles pretty much breaks the game My country is big into Rummikub and I'm #279 on the national ranking at the time of writing. I'm going to a championship on the 21st. I might earn a promotion to nationals if i'm lucky. Pray for me
11/4/2026In my heart I wish I was one. But my brain knows it'd be incredibly impractical
11/4/2026Where are the FAT BOYS at though
11/4/2026Cathartic
11/4/2026Beautiful country
11/4/2026The worst hack of them all
11/4/2026Hack artist
11/4/2026Hack artist
11/4/2026underrated
11/3/2026A show for the true film buffs. Five bags of popcorn and a measles vaccination shot
11/3/2026One of the things I look for in a romantic partner (also I have it)
11/3/2026Pierdolić ten kraj, chociaż Tatry są ładne więc daje dodatkowe pół gwiazdki
11/3/2026Underrated, genius and gave the world the very first eccojam in the suicide with escape clause sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SqHtWudI24
11/3/2026Nifty
11/3/2026The mods are GAY and SUCK but site is great for discovery
11/3/2026Timeless classic
11/3/2026It probably feels amazing
11/3/2026The Werehog is body goals
11/3/2026they were so cool and still are
11/3/2026Good in theory but it feels like as a modern institution it's just a way to get kids used to working 9 to 5
11/3/20266 stars when I watch another man partake in it
11/3/2026Will make anything that's already savory taste even better
11/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVcjeAByzaQ
11/3/2026Great for photographers like me. Or for moody bitches (also me)
11/3/2026Based
11/3/2026 · 1 commentI have 10 gigabytes of Shifty and Lifty from Happy Tree Friends incest pornographic material on my hard drive
11/3/2026 · 1 commentIn my experience too long and sluggish but the ending kind of makes up for it
11/3/2026The second worst physical sensation ever right after pain
11/3/2026Goated
11/3/2026DEEPLY UNPLEASANT
11/3/2026Nuh uh
11/3/2026Evil as fuck
11/3/2026Don't let anybody else get you down, Dan. You're always in the right about everything
11/3/2026 · 1 commentThey say there's no two people on earth exactly the same: no two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's not possible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So, they got no proof: they got nothing. Mrs. Soprano may have passed, but who's to say there isn't another Mrs. Soprano just like her? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia but... the same. What I'm saying is...
11/3/2026Loud and gross
11/3/2026Delightful treat
11/3/2026oh i love Todd Solondz
11/3/2026I bought a book that goes for 150 dollars on amazon for 5 bucks from some seller in Czechia #deviouslick
11/3/2026Another guilty pleasure, at times enjoyable and schadenfreude-inducing, and at times boring and miserable
11/3/2026went downhill and I fell out of love
11/3/2026 · 2 commentsFeels great just don't go overboard with it
11/3/2026Unpleasant
11/3/2026Goated
11/3/2026Annoying.
11/3/2026Feels amazing to look at and I love knowing where everything is. When there are sub-sections then it gets even better
11/3/2026You can get more knowledge from then, *or* pass time with them
11/3/2026I'll concede that it makes for a decent financial safety net
11/3/2026I have an extensive relationship with vomiting that has lasted for years (I've had frequent stomach aches as a child, got the stomach flu all the time) and it's become something of an old friend of mine, albeit an unpleasant one who I kind of hate hanging out with. But ultimately still a loyal friend And I admit, vomiting in itself is a very unpleasurable experience, but I do like *thinking* about vomiting. And watching others vomit, not in a sexual way. I like to think I'm close with the act of vomiting. pleasure-in-suffering, or something like that
11/3/2026It's brain food
11/3/2026Speaking as someone with a lot of people afflicted with this in my life
11/3/2026if I'm the one laughing it's 4.5 stars but if it's a drunk person doing it, or someone with a bad laugh, it can be the most unpleasurable experience ever
11/3/2026sensually it's 5 stars but it's a huge time sink
11/3/2026would
11/3/2026Guilty pleasure
11/3/2026Irrational
11/3/2026Everyone I met from it is whiny and a drama queen but I enjoy their porn
11/3/2026 · 1 comment