hotpockette

11 followers · 2 following · 125 logs

young man looking for love

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PeacePeace

Reviews

Recursion
Recursion

TAke a look, y'all: Recursion

11/4/2026
Heart
Heart

required

11/3/2026
Brain
Brain

annoying piece of shit.

11/3/2026
Urination
Urination

sometimes too frequent

11/3/2026
Addiction
Addiction

probably doesn't affect me

11/3/2026
Privacy
Privacy

mind your own business

11/3/2026
Abdominal pain
Abdominal pain

usually a consequence of my actions

11/3/2026
Tornado
Tornado

causes too many problems

11/3/2026
Chocolate chip cookie
Chocolate chip cookie

Yup

11/3/2026
Toy
Toy

dope plaything that keeps on giving

11/3/2026
Telephone call
Telephone call

stressful but necessary

11/3/2026
Angry Video Game Nerd
Angry Video Game Nerd

Why is it showing a picture of Mike (update: the picture is no longer mike)

11/3/2026
I Spy Spooky Mansion
I Spy Spooky Mansion

For the brave only

11/3/2026
Stuffed toy
Stuffed toy

stuffed toy clears wooden blocks any day

11/3/2026
Mail carrier
Mail carrier

thank you for your service

11/3/2026
Snack
Snack

genuinely goated when you're peckish

11/3/2026
Jupiter
Jupiter

couldn't go to college so this was the next best thing

11/3/2026
Fragging
Fragging

Oops

11/3/2026
Dinner
Dinner

One of my guilty pleasures

11/3/2026
Meow
Meow

its how my buddy talks to me

11/3/2026
Bomb
Bomb

Explodes

11/3/2026
Worm
Worm

Useless to me

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
Elephant
Elephant

they are my friends

11/3/2026
Murder
Murder

Knock it off

11/3/2026
Hot Wheels
Hot Wheels

So awesome

11/3/2026
Flying car
Flying car

we can be trusted with these

11/3/2026
Hot sauce
Hot sauce

This sauce is a delight

11/3/2026
Hot air balloon
Hot air balloon

you shouldn't be fucking around like this

11/3/2026
Underwater environment
Underwater environment

this place changed my life

11/3/2026
Bathroom
Bathroom

Great for activities

11/3/2026
Mr. Bean (character)
Mr. Bean (character)

He always getting himself in trouble

11/3/2026
Confirmation bias
Confirmation bias

Exactly what I was thinking

11/3/2026
Goldilocks principle
Goldilocks principle

Fine

11/3/2026
Bowl
Bowl

dont need it

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Hell
Hell

Fuck I hate this shit

11/3/2026
Hammer
Hammer

Gets the job done

11/3/2026
List ofStar Trekcharacters
List of Star Trek characters

love these guys

11/3/2026
Nocturnal emission
Nocturnal emission

Not my fault

11/3/2026
Pussy
Pussy

Too much to think about, I can't do this

11/3/2026
Hindsight bias
Hindsight bias

pretty fucking obvious

11/3/2026
Illusion
Illusion

Im not convinced

11/3/2026
Clothing
Clothing

useful for modesty comfort fashion and warmth but not much else

11/3/2026
Metaverse
Metaverse

bad place to buy real estate

11/3/2026
Bacon
Bacon

freaking EPIC

11/3/2026
Circumcision
Circumcision

Stop the steal

11/3/2026
Sword
Sword

Less mighty than pen

11/3/2026 · 1 comment
Silence
Silence11/3/2026
Panopticon
Panopticon

cool idea for a hype house

11/3/2026
Nudity
Nudity

Bow chicka wow wow

11/3/2026
Coprophagia
Coprophagia

Its fine

11/3/2026
Creeper (Minecraft)
Creeper (Minecraft)

Griefs my freaking base

11/3/2026
Capital punishment
Capital punishment

pales in comparison to the Life Penalty

11/3/2026
Ringtone
Ringtone

Lost art

11/3/2026
Intimate relationship
Intimate relationship

Could be nice but im not sure

11/3/2026
Pen
Pen

Mightier than sword

11/3/2026
Eggshell
Eggshell

tread lightly on these

11/3/2026
Electricity
Electricity

sh*t just got real

11/3/2026
Friendly fire
Friendly fire

My bad

11/3/2026
Monster Mash
Monster Mash

Scary

11/3/2026
Panama Canal
Panama Canal

An interesting passage

11/3/2026
Ladder
Ladder

just plain helpful

11/3/2026
Shelter
Shelter

You need this

11/3/2026
Kangaroo meat
Kangaroo meat

Why you doin that

11/3/2026
Autofellatio
Autofellatio

if you want something done right you have to do it yourself

11/3/2026
Shopping cart
Shopping cart

Lowkey useful

11/3/2026
"Yomama"joke
"Yo mama" joke

Uncalled for

11/3/2026
Homework
Homework

No way Jose

11/3/2026
Skull
Skull

Required

11/3/2026
Blinn–Phong reflection model
Blinn–Phong reflection model

can't complain

11/3/2026
Hubris
Hubris

Could be your undoing

11/3/2026
Spaghetti
Spaghetti

They figured this out a long time ago

11/3/2026
Skateboarding
Skateboarding

Cool but be careful

11/3/2026
Nominativedeterminism
Nominative determinism

John really does seem like a GoodMan

11/3/2026
Temporomandibular joint dysfunction
Temporomandibular joint dysfunction

Not much to be done about it

11/3/2026
Frustration
Frustration

Difficult to reconcile with

11/3/2026
Wind chime
Wind chime

Love it when these things bang around

11/3/2026
Boston Tea Party
Boston Tea Party

Cool prank

11/3/2026
Gas
Gas

Occupies the volume of its container

11/3/2026
Multiplayer online battle arena
Multiplayer online battle arena

Sick mind games created to torture Europeans

11/3/2026
Mule
Mule

Goated beast of burden

11/3/2026
Xbox (console)
Xbox (console)

The world keeps changing

11/3/2026
Peripheral
Peripheral

Often using these

11/3/2026
Roller coaster
Roller coaster

Scary but safe

11/3/2026
Cheese
Cheese

One of the best

11/3/2026
Chips and dip
Chips and dip

Always desirable

11/3/2026
Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson

A good man when it comes down to it

11/3/2026
Fire
Fire

Powerful but dangerous

11/3/2026
Air purifier
Air purifier11/3/2026
Ejaculation
Ejaculation

Cool activity; check out this picture of a dick cumming

11/3/2026
Tinnitus
Tinnitus

Could do without it

11/3/2026
EBay
EBay

Many purchases made here

11/3/2026
Pickled cucumber
Pickled cucumber

Sometimes disrespected which I cant understand

11/3/2026
Ocean
Ocean

Many discoveries to be found here

11/3/2026
Disease
Disease

No thanks

11/3/2026
Rain
Rain

Relaxing and very beauteful but it makes people crash their cars

11/3/2026
Crayon
Crayon

Many colors

11/3/2026
Wind
Wind

Feels amazing

11/3/2026
Online piracy
Online piracy

Movies for free; a bit naughty

11/3/2026
Five Guys
Five Guys

Cost so much money

11/3/2026
Playing card
Playing card

Insane

11/3/2026
Sidewalk
Sidewalk

Goated and necessary

11/3/2026
Rock and roll
Rock and roll

New and interesting kind of music

11/3/2026
Lie
Lie

Sometimes necessary

11/3/2026
Truth
Truth

Undeniable

11/3/2026
Sea turtle
Sea turtle

Aquatic and cool

11/3/2026
Candy
Candy

A little naughty but so good

11/3/2026
Breakfast
Breakfast

Most important meal of the day

11/3/2026
Dinosaur
Dinosaur

They once ruled this world

11/3/2026
Monster truck
Monster truck

Legendary and powerful

11/3/2026
Action figure
Action figure

Hours of fun with these

11/3/2026
Laika
Laika

They were doing crazy shit to this goated animal

11/3/2026
Internetpornography
Internet pornography

Boner alert Lol.

11/3/2026 · 2 comments
Poverty
Poverty

Put a stop to it

11/3/2026
Video game
Video game

Stunning graphics & virtual worlds

11/3/2026
War
War

Put a stop to it

11/3/2026
Charlie Bit My Finger
Charlie Bit My Finger

Hahahaha

11/3/2026
Forgiveness
Forgiveness

Always nice to have

11/3/2026
Beauty
Beauty

Unforgettable

11/3/2026
Premarital sex
Premarital sex

Forbidden

11/3/2026
Cartoon
Cartoon

Lots of laughs from these

11/3/2026
The Three Stooges
The Three Stooges

Awesome

11/3/2026
Computer
Computer

We would be lost without it

11/3/2026
Peace
Peace

It is so lovely\nice

11/3/2026
Airport security
Airport security

it take so long & they touch on you

11/3/2026
Masturbation
Masturbation

it genuinely feals so good

11/3/2026