greyson

conceptually great but awful in practice. everyone who makes these pretends like they don't go on your body for 16 hours a day. metal ones get discoloured from skin oils. plastic ones break all the time. ridges get filled with dust and dead skin cells. frames are all made by luxury brands like Dolce & Gabbana and cost $500 for no reason. then they make me pay an EXTRA $200 because I have to get the special ultra thin lenses. and they never have them in stock so they have to special order them and they always take 3-6 weeks to arrive. they are a DISABILITY AID that I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT but my chud ass country with its so-called "free healthcare" won't cover so much as a dime. like thanks for helping me see and all but fuck you for making me do all that.

I owe my life to it

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the babies have black stripes and when I worked at my local zoo we used to call them watermelons. really cute. kinda smelly

steep learning curve. not a fan of "rehearsing conversations" and "checking fiber content labels on textiles before purchasing". fun party trick in specific circles. could use some QoL improvements

the perfect food

does the job

utterly pointless affliction

yeah!

shit

HELLLLLLL YEAAAAHHHHH

genius

he ain't hurting nobody

my best friend who helps me eat a normal amount and files my taxes for me. it put me in the hospital one time but that was partially my fault

I like banana for scale

this will turn you into a guy who winces every time someone shows you a youtube video on their phone and an ad plays before it. you will think, my god, I can't believe I used to live like this. plus it replaces spotify

pretty cute but get the hell outta my bird feeder

die