godofthemachines

THE BEST CANDY !!

thats showbizz baby! thats me!

what the fuck? yaoi hole? who hole???

So I stopped at a Jack in the Box on the way here, and the girl behind the counter said, “Hiya! Are you having an awesome day?” Not, “How are you doing today?” No. “Are you having an awesome day?” Which is pretty… shitty, because it puts the onus on me to disagree with her, like if I’m not having an “awesome day,” suddenly I’m the negative one. Usually when people ask how I’m doing, the real answer is I’m doing shitty, but I can’t say I’m doing shitty because I don’t even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, “I’m doing shitty,” then they say, “Why? What’s wrong?” And I have to be like, “I don’t know, all of it?” So instead, when people ask how I’m doing, I usually say, “I am doing so great.” But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, “Well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty.” Today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my mom died,” and she immediately burst into tears. So now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of people forming behind me who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine.” I mean, it’s not fine but, you know, it’s… fine. And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal, and I’ve kinda got somewhere to be, so maybe less with the crying and more with the frying, huh? [inhales] And the girl apologizes again and she offers me a free churro with my meal. And as I’m leaving, I think, “I just got a free churro because my mom died.” No one ever tells you that when your mom dies, you get a free churro.

i found this whole album a long long time ago and love it !!

have one of these myself!! very cute!!

u can say we are acquantices

just had some of these. i hate how dry they are, unlike homemade cookies.

i love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loved him in ferngully and rocky horror !!!! i miss u 💙💙💙💙

my favorite song ever !!

how can we work to get rid of this

i love smut !!!!!

frowns

toby put his whole pussy into it and its still the best even today !!!

not great

we hairy tonite

i love trust and those i trust

so so so so bad !!!

not a fun time

hes chill af hope he doesn't escape

its pretty but the people really suck if im completely honest