girljudas

Fuck summer forever. I love being able to take off layers to cool down and not drown in my own sweat and wear cute jackets. Only downside is that most cold weather happens around Christmas and I detest religious holidays with a gentle yet firm hand.

I say this as a purchaser of menthols for many years: foul beyond measure and the people who have gone noseblind to it even moreso. You only look cool smoking for as long as it takes you to smell like burned plastic and rotting plaque.

Easily top five things for a woman to be.

Mint chocolate chip is still so good. Also liquorice. Vanilla, of course, bodies strawberry and chocolate but that's because they should be gelato.

The user who called them a dog derivative will die in seven days.

Ignore the remakes. Don't let them trick you. Unlock the adult timeline and rescue Epona and then spend hours just roaming the ruined countryside before returning to the past and completing every sidequest and minigame in the cheerful company of the soon-to-be dead. Miss the boat on the "Majora's Mask was really unexpectedly scary and sad" thing because you've been trekking back to the corpse of the Great Deku Tree to save your games this entire time & thinking increasingly insane things about how even the Song of Time won't let you speak to him again. Also Navi is nice :)

Undefeated, I don't give a fuck.

My sworn enemy in all things. I see you up there, looking at me. <3

But sometimes I do get homesick for the green belt, and walking along the train tracks in autumn.