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Reviews

Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns
Story of Seasons: Trio of Towns

yuzuki is the ideal partner

11/7/2026
Eye contact
Eye contact

useless

11/7/2026
Guilt (emotion)
Guilt (emotion)

i dont think its great

11/7/2026
Dental abscess
Dental abscess

fascinating. but they do fuck you up

11/7/2026
Corn dog
Corn dog

a wonderful food that i keep missing and feeling bad about its absence

11/7/2026
Doll
Doll

in every part of history and in every part of the world, the top children toy has been "mini human". i think it's wonderful. i despite doll haters

11/7/2026
Intermarché
Intermarché

my goat

11/7/2026
Classification
Classification

only minus one half star because sometimes it's annoying to classify something that doesn't fit anywhere

11/7/2026
Tsuneo
Tsuneo

the name you pick for your oc on a pinterest list of male japanese names will stick with you forever. be careful choosing it

11/7/2026
Jean-Pierre Mader
Jean-Pierre Mader

this is who becomes your favorite male singers when you only really like women

11/7/2026
Owl City
Owl City

makes music that sound like autism

11/7/2026
Raphaël Glucksmann
Raphaël Glucksmann

he gets one more half star because he is so involuntary funny

11/7/2026
Tortoiseshell cat
Tortoiseshell cat

they are so fancy!!!!!!

11/7/2026
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish

i dis not like, but props for giving us the best movie ever

11/7/2026
Maggot
Maggot

foul and wretched

11/7/2026
Brain
Brain

i don't like thinking of mine. easily damaged

11/7/2026
Exclamation mark
Exclamation mark

they can be used to express emotions and tone instead of emojis. easy and fun to overuse!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/7/2026
Celery
Celery

delicous raw, and inedible cooked. it's perfectly balanced!!!!

11/7/2026
Artificial turf
Artificial turf

fun texture and pleasant to look at. sometimes i wish i could have floors made of it. maybe walls too?

11/7/2026
Liver
Liver

i'm scared of it. idk.

11/7/2026
Borzoi
Borzoi

just bullshit shaped. i feel a lot of love for them

11/7/2026
Interstellaires
Interstellaires

it's great!!! it's pink!!! it's wonderful!!!!!! i love it :((((((((((

11/7/2026
Cendres de lune
Cendres de lune

there are people who don't like it. who think it's her worst album. well these people are obviously wrong and ridiculous and unfit to be fans or to come close any of the creation of the great queen mylène. some people do not like the songs outside singles. they think they're scary. those people are weak, they won't survive the winter.

11/7/2026
Mylène Farmer discography
Mylène Farmer discography

not a bad album or song in sight

11/7/2026
Monkey
Monkey

gave me and my bff an endless and varioys supply of memes. i do imagine some of them are evil tho, so i dont think i can rate them as perfect

11/7/2026
California
California

very amazing song by mylène farmer

11/7/2026
Amalgam (dentistry)
Amalgam (dentistry)

very pretty but they dont do this anymore

11/7/2026
Confusion
Confusion

most of the time

11/7/2026
Toddler
Toddler

more active that their younger version, but they generally dont really know what theyre doing.

11/7/2026
Infant
Infant

at a general useless point of their lives. one more half start because i was like them once

11/7/2026
Klippel–Trénaunay syndrome
Klippel–Trénaunay syndrome

just bullshit but at least i can brag i have something rare

11/7/2026
Addison Rae
Addison Rae

i don't really care about who she is, but she does make wonderful music

11/7/2026
Addison (album)
Addison (album)

i bought it first hand full price because thats how much i love it

11/7/2026
René la Taupe
René la Taupe

hatsune miku just stole his concept

11/7/2026
Grief
Grief

sometimes i feel like the weight of the world is on me and that i will have to personally alleviate the grief of everyone i know and it's my number one source of anxiety in the world. i'm taking it out on this review

11/7/2026
Crying
Crying

please stop doing it in front of me

11/7/2026
Generative AI
Generative AI

i don't like worrying about it

11/7/2026
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift

i don't really like her, but she gets some more points for being so performatively hated sometimes. i feel bad

11/7/2026
Edible
Edible

mmmmm....................... edible....................................................................

11/7/2026
Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty

she is not as cute to me as she's supposed to be, but i can't stop thinking "omg hello kitty!!!" when i see items of her second hand. i do wish she wore more green, yellow and orange.

11/7/2026
Kitten
Kitten

when you see calico kittens, do you think it's odd something as wonderful as a calico cat can be this small? like omg girl why are you a baby!!!!

11/7/2026
Jacquou le Croquant
Jacquou le Croquant

awful watch but mylène farmer song at the end so ig it was worth it. kinda.

11/7/2026
LaurentBoutonnat
Laurent Boutonnat

i love your music and your music videos. please do not make anymore movies.

11/7/2026
Giorgino
Giorgino

it's lowkey funny thinking this was laurent boutonnat's life project. he was preparing his autism reanimation sex movie for YEARS

11/7/2026
Ghostland
Ghostland

makes me sad watching it because i want mylène farmer to be my mom too. that's unfair

11/7/2026
Polka dot
Polka dot

one less half star because of how much adorable polka dot clothing were ruined because the dots were black instead of white

11/7/2026
Masturbation
Masturbation

top 3 things to do and it's not third

11/7/2026
Tabbouleh
Tabbouleh

loses some stars ever since my dad made mushy tabbouleh and it gave me food poisoning

11/7/2026
Ryona
Ryona

man ryona!!! man ryona!!!

11/7/2026
Pastel de nata
Pastel de nata

overrated and taste burnt

11/7/2026
Calico cat
Calico cat

notice how these cats bring luck but are almost only always females? it says a lot about society

11/6/2026
Lorazepam
Lorazepam

if you are supposed to make me feel better, why do you make me feel worse than before, you are evil and deserve nothing

11/6/2026
Fictosexuality
Fictosexuality

i lust over hundreds of men and they dgaf, what could be better than this!! less one star because people will throw tomatoes at me.

11/6/2026
Crêpe
Crêpe

necessary and irreplaceable part of life

11/6/2026
CD single
CD single

i miss when people turned two songs into circular objects inside square packagings and they sold millions of them. now we have letters on a screen and sadness.

11/6/2026
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

i love your fits!!!!!!!!!!!! i love your music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love your fitssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Turquoise (color)
Turquoise (color)

migu....!!!

11/6/2026
Lio (singer)
Lio (singer)

i love you woke queen!!

11/6/2026
Dance Monkey
Dance Monkey

not really a good song, but very perfomatively hated. i feel bad, so three stars

11/6/2026
Snack
Snack

meals sucks, this is the real deal

11/6/2026
Panties
Panties

the cute ones are always uncomfortable, sad!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Tooth decay
Tooth decay

on yourself, not cool. in general, very interesting. on beautiful fictional men, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Assassination of Charlie Kirk
Assassination of Charlie Kirk

there will never be a day as funny as september 10 2025

11/6/2026
Hatsune Miku
Hatsune Miku

thank you for being real!

11/6/2026
Galaxy
Galaxy

this thing is pretty cool looking

11/6/2026
Alizée
Alizée

alizée, you are more to me than your first two albums i promise!!! i love you!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish (2020 film)
Josee, the Tiger and the Fish (2020 film)

PEAK!!!!!!!!!! PEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Wand vibrator
Wand vibrator

best purchase ever, what would i do without you............

11/6/2026
Nicaragua
Nicaragua

this country makes beautiful, kind, gorgeous, smart, wonderful, amazing girls fr!!!!!!!!!! i love you <3

11/6/2026
Danbooru
Danbooru

i'm sorry for all the times i was mad at you and said i hated you, i miss you, please come back........

11/6/2026
Jordan Bardella
Jordan Bardella

l'amphi n de tolbiac, les chaussures, etc

11/6/2026
French cuisine
French cuisine

overrated, but shout out to tielle!!!!!

11/6/2026
Developmental coordination disorder
Developmental coordination disorder

forbids me from doing my favorite job.... i may suck at talking and doing literally everything on earth, but at least i have an excuse to be a loser!!!

11/6/2026
Dentistry
Dentistry

my favorite thing ever since i was old enough to choose a favorite thing, probably!!!!!!!

11/6/2026
Mylène Farmer
Mylène Farmer

if there should be one person left on earth, it should be her

11/6/2026