funny

Last time I saw her she was in such disrepair... I would treat her right...! but she's known me since i was a baby so she'll probably never see me that way... My heart breaks!

Strange man but I at least understand and empathise with the impulse to acquire multiple windmills.

just super cute.

i never thougt the day would come when we would be apart i miss you ever day i miss your beauty and your generosity and the way. you completed me. i know you dont even think about me anymore and didnt even think about me back then just like youll never know how much i loved you. keep growing flowers and tall grasses i'll be back some day.

That's cute. You're too cute.

harrowing

there's too much to say about stickers so im not going to say anything lol let my opinion pass throu these waters detected but undeciphered

I've had a great time with just about every apple I've encountered. I enjoyed their aesthetics and cullinary versatility. There's so much to learn about them. Unfortunately there have been a few "bad apples" that are removing points frm my score, which hurts me mentally to admit that I've ever disliked an apple. I guess that's just part of being human.

SOME OF THE BEST!!!!!!! FIVE STARS ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO MAKE IT HURT

you hut me so bad

It has been filed down to solve every problem. This loss of identity in pursuit of a goal, isn't it sad? Gaining access to every door but there's just about nothing left of you. I could never do this to a key. 5 stars out of respect for what they've gone throu.

Tasteful and beautiful but the implication of catholicism disgusts me and sours the whole experience

hurts

FEELS GREAT

Naturally

it's not what it once was but it did teach me important life lessons like: Lying, Stock Market, and Shock Images