freakblitz

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soon to be world famous fletcher

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Super MarioSuper Mario
One PieceOne Piece
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Pallas's catPallas's cat
SleepSleep

Lists

things that have cooties23 items
things you dont want to hear in a dark scary forest12 items

Reviews

Gastric acid
Gastric acid

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPPP lol...

11/7/2026
Trampoline
Trampoline

*boing* whee hehe *boing* hahaha *boing boing* heeheeee *boing* *CRASH* owwwww.... ooouuuwwwwww...... oooowwwwwwwww.....

11/7/2026
Daylight saving time
Daylight saving time

I'm a contrarian

11/7/2026
Rick and Morty
Rick and Morty

to be fair, you need a fairly high iq to dig shit out of your ass and fling it against the pavement

11/7/2026
Douche
Douche

Dude I told you we should stop hanging around this guy

11/7/2026 · 1 comment
Gluteus maximus
Gluteus maximus

Awwwww hell yeah baby now we're fucking talking!!!

11/7/2026
Monarchy
Monarchy

No more gods no more rulers.

11/7/2026
Obituary
Obituary

haven't tried writing one of these, will report back later when appropriate to do so

11/7/2026
Love
Love

#spreaddat

11/7/2026
Lolcat
Lolcat

ROFLMAO!

11/7/2026
Corn dog
Corn dog

kind of more depressing than a hotdog idk why

11/7/2026
KenshiYonezu
Kenshi Yonezu

seriously you cant be good at drawing and also singing and also making vocaloid music god i hate you so much PICK ONE THING STOP BEING GREEDY

11/7/2026
Chest hair
Chest hair

erogenous zone

11/7/2026
ILOVEYOU
ILOVEYOU

I knew a guy

11/7/2026
Gold
Gold

too full of itself

11/7/2026
Australia
Australia

Got a pal there

11/7/2026
Johnny Appleseed
Johnny Appleseed

got head from plantin apples #goat #trynabelikeuoneday

11/7/2026
Homestuck
Homestuck

no comment

11/7/2026
Green
Green

Not a fan.

11/7/2026 · 3 comments
Orange (colour)
Orange (colour)

fuckkkk....

11/7/2026
Ground beef
Ground beef

mm.. imma eat it...

11/7/2026
JonTron
JonTron

Banana Republic's gonna love this... *taptaptaptap*

11/7/2026
Pornography
Pornography

i just cant quit!! aaargh!! those breasts they're... so.. so sexy!!

11/7/2026
Dropout
Dropout (streaming service)

love those funny guys!

11/7/2026
Menstruation
Menstruation

I Will Stop Women's Periods.

11/7/2026
List of Persona 4 characters
List of Persona 4 characters

yosuke hanamura i f*cking (fucking) HAAAAATE you...

11/7/2026
Yu Narukami
Yu Narukami

Dont step foot in inaba if u kno whats good 4 u. These streets aint 4 u big dawg.

11/7/2026
Dispensary
Dispensary

God's gift to planet earth

11/7/2026
List of Walmart brands
List of Walmart brands

they ARE a great value, huh...?

11/7/2026
John F. Kennedy
John F. Kennedy

ewwwww hahah ewww his head spillt out

11/7/2026
Natsume Sōseki
Natsume Sōseki

I like his stoicism

11/7/2026
Vibe coding
Vibe coding

vibecoded diddyrot pibbygamy type shit

11/7/2026
Dog breeding
Dog breeding

pimpy opp son

11/7/2026
Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson

No thanks... I'm.. I'm okay.

11/7/2026
Alien Hominid
Alien Hominid

I like this one :)

11/7/2026
Softwarerot
Software rot

yup yup yup i fucking knew it

11/7/2026
Monster truck
Monster truck

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/7/2026
Destiny (streamer)
Destiny (streamer)

Just not something you should be looking like

11/7/2026
Friendship
Friendship

All my homies love this

11/7/2026
Mario
Mario

Amazing and deeply beautiful. What a majestic creature you are. I love you so, so, so dearly, little Mario.

11/7/2026