forgetfulness

you haven't lived till you've seen a bear shit out a dozen of these things

the ugly duckling carbohydrate. only tolerable due to the affordances of modernity. mealy, flavorless and broadly unappetising. upsettingly nutritious for what it is.

hilariously versatile – is there anything this food can't do?

how many other foods helped build the pyramids? a bit stale in the face of its contemporaries though

totally fake illness, just say no. good excuse to get out of awkward social events though

the best

too scary

i wish i could fly too

ridden a lot of these things. always nasty seats but you kinda grow to love it over time. charm by the bucketload. ttc line 2 forever

is that all it does?