fakecelle

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Reviews

Port Authority Bus Terminal
Port Authority Bus Terminal

Stinks

11/6/2026
Acne
Acne

Bane of my existence

11/6/2026
Dunkin' Donuts
Dunkin' Donuts

Hi can i please get a spider donut and a small decaf iced coffee with almond milk and one pump caramel Thank you

11/6/2026
Jerma985
Jerma985

I have a story to tell

11/6/2026
Dishwashing
Dishwashing

Don’t wanna

11/6/2026
Olive oil
Olive oil

i put that shit on everything

11/6/2026
Vapingcessation
Vaping cessation

Not fun but Necessary

11/6/2026
Type 2 diabetes
Type 2 diabetes

I wish you did not exist

11/6/2026
Little Shop of Horrors (musical)
Little Shop of Horrors (musical)

You make me so sad but I love you also

11/6/2026
Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut

Thank you

11/6/2026
Ween
Ween

Funny

11/6/2026
Nerd
Nerd

Mwah

11/6/2026
Allison Harvard
Allison Harvard

Queen

11/6/2026
Vlada Roslyakova
Vlada Roslyakova

Love her

11/6/2026
Family Guy
Family Guy

Brian

11/6/2026
Resident Evil (2026 film)
Resident Evil (2026 film)

Bryan

11/6/2026
Shoulder problems
Shoulder problems

Can i get a break

11/6/2026
Dugong
Dugong

Amazing

11/6/2026
Hippopotamus
Hippopotamus

SPLENDID

11/6/2026
Obsessive–compulsive disorder
Obsessive–compulsive disorder

Fuuuuuck you

11/6/2026
Boyfriend
Boyfriend

Any volunteers

11/6/2026
Hagelslag
Hagelslag

Tastes like elementary school

11/6/2026
Trader Joe's
Trader Joe's

Pretty good anywhere but NYC

11/6/2026
Green curry
Green curry

Ooooomfgggg

11/6/2026
Quest Nutrition
Quest Nutrition

You taste sooooo bad

11/6/2026
Tabby cat
Tabby cat

GOD’S FAVORITE CREATURE

11/6/2026
Alcoholic beverage
Alcoholic beverage

Boring

11/6/2026
Acute radiation syndrome
Acute radiation syndrome

Probably sucks

11/6/2026
Vanity
Vanity

Guilty as charged

11/6/2026
Cannabis (drug)
Cannabis (drug)

Yesssss girl

11/6/2026
Manhattan University
Manhattan University

If you gave me a million dollars to relive my college experience I wouldn’t do it

11/6/2026
New Jersey
New Jersey

My country tis of thee

11/6/2026
Oatmeal raisin cookie
Oatmeal raisin cookie

Hell yes

11/6/2026
Cat play and toys
Cat play and toys

AWESOME CONCEPT

11/6/2026
Glasses
Glasses

Love when dudes wear these and also they help me see

11/6/2026
NicoleDollanganger
Nicole Dollanganger

Thank God

11/6/2026
Aspartame
Aspartame

Tastes really good

11/6/2026
W (New York City Subway service)
W (New York City Subway service)

My favorite

11/6/2026