evilwizardbunny

They had to nerf November-March somehow, would have been too perfect of a time otherwise. My hands itch and burn.

I am fascinated by the fact that a chicken sandwich according to Wikipedia can contain cold cut chicken, chicken salad, or whole grilled/fried chicken filets. In my world when I say "chicken sandwich," I'm only ever referring to one of these.

I feel so calm inside of a Barnes & Noble, I could spend hours in there. I love flipping through books, feeling different covers, and seeing what other people are checking out. I wonder if they make candles that smell like bookstores. The new locations' interiors are unfortunately not of my taste and I hope they don't renovate the old locations to match. Getting to go through the process of buying a new book feels like a prize. I feel like a kid again when I finish a book and get to go pick out a new one. Going to the bookstore is a treat in and of itself, but getting to take one home with me is thrilling~ I also don't think new bookstores are inherently better or worse than used bookstores or libraries. They all have a place in my life.

My visit today helped me realize that I have completely overcome my embarrassment of ordering a meal by its true name. Today I looked the waiter in the eyes and asked for the "Skinnylicious Crispy Chicken Sandwich" and felt zero shame about doing so. That's its name and I'm going to refer to it as such! I feel like I grow as a person every time I'm sitting within the pharaoh-tomb-ish interior of the Cheesecake Factory.

this guy is so awesome!!!