elke

made one for a science fair when i was 13, magnets exploded and sent shrapnel everywhere

sort of hate its weird ass interface but the brushes are nice

so important and also the scariest fucking thing ever

more common than u think it is

they should let me choose where it goes

kinda scary but i have always wondered what its like to tongue kiss someone with one

happens

love when an organism goes "yeah im already perfect i dont need to change anymore"

russ cox my mortal enemy

theyre just kinda weird as a concept right

i choose to believe

would be peak urban transit but trams also exist. -1.5 stars for not being a tram

the only good mobile game

never heard of him. 3 stars for moderately funny name

i feel lied to

honestly a miracle that it still exists. -0.5 stars for WMF union busting

i hope him and thatcher are having a reunion party burning in hell

they made microplastics into a product

pretty landscapes, shame about the residents

nonbinary people dont owe you androgyny but when they do it anyway im very grateful

his tie was subtle foreshadowing the whole time

i wish i could like these because people seem to have fun with them but no. sensory horror zone

wish i was awake for it ever

most throwable videogame protagonist ever

65-70% is the good shit for eating, any higher than that and it needs to be in a cake or something

"be gay do crime" "wait not like that"

this is the most controversial page on this site ive seen yet

The Callous Daoboys

me spilling ink all over the sheet music and making the coolest fucking genre ever by accident

for legal reasons i am not allowed to review this organisation

white people desperately trying to find new slurs to say that wont get them fired:

meow at your cat. have conversations with them. they enjoy it greatly

5/5 purely for having the best 5 stripe pride flag

sex is not real you cant convince me otherwise

programming is hard

who tf is scared of fish

like that it makes me lock tf in on fun stuff. dont like that i then forget to eat or drink anything all day

you can put stroopwafel on top of it :)

used to eat sand as a kid. i regret nothing

my lukewarm take is if i didnt have to work 9-5 and waste all the winter daylight then this shit wouldnt hit me at all. abolish working to live to fix every problem on earth

makes me sexier and more correct about things

most delicious shit ever and its free 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

the avid pro tools of operating systems

you can twirl them around a fork and eat them if u want

not all dogs go to heaven

we dont need any more image formats. we've solved the problem of image formats now

have some more confidence buddy ur more of a weasel than most

hurts my hands when i pick it up

they made yellow shapes on white background work

saw this article when i was 10, went "wow that looks weird" and now im asexual

did anyone call an ambulance or

all political power comes from voting :)

someday theyll make them not sweat as much

most throwable bird ever

goes hard. does the crest look offcenter to anyone else or is it just me

kinda bland. interlaced design is better

ok but like actually i hate thinking about this like this is objectively the fucking scariest way to die. 3 stars for the number of people who deserved it tho

any festival where u make a big fire get ur tits out and eat too much food is cool as fuck

tastiest fruit ever ruined by its form factor

its definitely a psyop but i kinda get it ngl

if you havent seen one lying on its back playing with a rock u havent lived

my boobs hurt

ow

sucks ass but the article image is cool as hell

stole all my friends away :( 1.5 star because miqo'te are cute i guess

they should try making it without side effects. could be big

goodest shit ever when they dont make them twinks. large hairy men kissing forever

"oops sorry youre not allowed to walk today because i dont feel like it" fuck you. im ironing your wrinkles out you piece of shit

weird that they never caught the killer

i want him to adopt me lowkey. -0.5 for wearing a tie

i aspire to be as good at hoarding shiny objects as they are

i didnt know stationery could hate left handed people

"please give us £5000 to be allowed to give us tax money" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

asymmetrical ears

makes my boobs look nice, -1.5 stars for the agonies

one of their members called me the f slur in instagram dms once

cute and round, keeps penis images off my timeline

good mouthfeel but unpleasantly coppery aftertaste