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Bestiality with a donkey
Bestiality with a donkey

gross stop it!!

11/5/2026
Giant squid
Giant squid

like a squid but even bigger whats not to like??

11/5/2026
Communication
Communication

best way to share information. dope

11/5/2026
Skin
Skin

good for keeping organs inside the body but it breaks too easily

11/5/2026
Safety
Safety

its good but a bit boring.

11/5/2026
Manhole cover
Manhole cover

great tool to not fall in a manhole. i use it every day and never fell in a manhole

11/5/2026
Line (geometry)
Line (geometry)

can be used to draw things or write letters. i recommend it.

11/5/2026
Shoe
Shoe

great way to keep feet safe in a dangerous world

11/5/2026
Club (weapon)
Club (weapon)

pretty good for hitting things but inelegant

11/5/2026
Tunnel
Tunnel

good if u wanna go underground orherwise pretty useless

11/5/2026
Child
Child

very childish. GROW UP!!

11/5/2026
Requirement
Requirement

good way for telling people what needs to get done, but it sucks big time when someone else gives you one of these.

11/5/2026
Traffic congestion
Traffic congestion

hate this bull crap

11/5/2026
Beer bottle
Beer bottle

great way to store beer. -1 star for making a big mess if it breaks

11/5/2026
Road
Road

great location to travel without running into things. -3 stars because theres way too fucking many!!! get a grip!!!

11/5/2026
Acute radiation syndrome
Acute radiation syndrome

NOT FUN!!!

11/4/2026
Sniffing (behavior)
Sniffing (behavior)

great way to smell things

11/4/2026
John Brown (abolitionist)
John Brown (abolitionist)

killed racists because god told him to

11/4/2026
Decapitation
Decapitation

avoid

11/4/2026
Failure of electronic components
Failure of electronic components

really frustrating :[

11/4/2026
Smallest House in Great Britain
Smallest House in Great Britain

way to small

11/4/2026
Eatingyourown dogfood
Eating your own dog food

stupif unless you are a dog

11/4/2026
Diet of Worms
Diet of Worms

not good. worms are gross to eat.

11/4/2026
List ofheaviestpeople
List of heaviest people

great way to find out who are the heaviest ppl

11/4/2026
Report
Report

they dont work right now pls fix 😭😭

11/4/2026
Boiling
Boiling

great lets me cook pasta. watch out though it hurts if you spill!!

11/4/2026
Altruism
Altruism

really good thing helps everyone. love it

11/4/2026
Undernutrition in children
Undernutrition in children

hate it please give them something to eat!!

11/4/2026
Maturity (psychological)
Maturity (psychological)

very boring and lame!! but it does have its place sometimes.

11/4/2026
Self-surgery
Self-surgery

dangerous but gives u a ton of aura if you survive

11/4/2026
Disease in ornamental fish
Disease in ornamental fish

poor fishes :(

11/4/2026
Arson in royal dockyards
Arson in royal dockyards

pretty baller. -1 star for being dangerous

11/4/2026
Arson in medieval Scandinavia
Arson in medieval Scandinavia

they had enough problem already dude.

11/4/2026
Genocide
Genocide

dick move.

11/4/2026
Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki

don't do it again!

11/4/2026
Smith Wigglesworth
Smith Wigglesworth

just a guy who loved to wiggle! camt blame him. -0.5 star for dying

11/4/2026
Eukaryote
Eukaryote

pretty awesome but -1 star for including hitler :/ not cool dude

11/4/2026
Cockchafer
Cockchafer

:[ owie

11/4/2026
Cough
Cough

hate doing this but it does get stuff out of my airway so. whatever. its fine i guess. ugh

11/4/2026
Antipain
Antipain

big fan

11/4/2026
PEPPSI
PEPPSI

good but not as good as COKKE

11/4/2026
Nonanal
Nonanal11/4/2026
Arsole
Arsole

real arse hole!!! avoid

11/4/2026
Gettinglost
Getting lost

every once in a while it's really fun but mostly its annoying as hell!!

11/4/2026
Selfishness
Selfishness

lame! get over yourself!! +1 star because its fine when i do it

11/4/2026
College fraternities and sororities
College fraternities and sororities11/4/2026
Shelter
Shelter

keeps u warm and dry, but its good to go outside sometimes too

11/4/2026
Brake
Brake

great invention for driving. u dont want em all the time, but when u want them, you REALLY want them. -0.5 stars because mine are squeaky

11/4/2026
Lesbian vampire
Lesbian vampire

love this things :]

11/4/2026
Driving
Driving

fun for about 15 minutes. then it gets real boring. Makes it hard to post reviews on compend.org so that's -1 star

11/4/2026
Ball
Ball

great shape for rolling type activities but suffers from a distinct lack of corners. overall pretty good

11/4/2026
Temptation
Temptation

seems great but then u try it and it always kinda sucks :/

11/4/2026
Impossible color
Impossible color

cool but really held back by its lack of potential

11/4/2026
Something
Something (concept)

sometimes good sometimes bad. really hard to tell without knowing what it is yet tbh

11/4/2026
Everyone Poops
Everyone Poops

straight facts

11/4/2026
Kiwi Farms
Kiwi Farms

does not actually produce any kiwis. shit farm

11/4/2026
Image
Image

great way to look at things. -1 Star because some things shouldn't be looked at

11/4/2026
Sushi
Sushi

make's me feel like a bear. graah!! raw fish :D

11/4/2026
Danny Elfman
Danny Elfman

not actually an elf. stupid. +0.5 because he is actually a man

11/4/2026
Snack
Snack

i fucking love this guy

11/4/2026
Derivative
Derivative

completely derivative. lowbrow slop

11/4/2026
Product (chemistry)
Product (chemistry)

derivative.

11/4/2026
Crab in oyster sauce
Crab in oyster sauce

good

11/4/2026
Sexual practices between men
Sexual practices between men

cool i guess but it definitely has a problem of sexism.

11/4/2026
Nose blowing
Nose blowing

not as fun as nose picking. still a pretty good way to get boogers out

11/4/2026
Gay
Gay

very fun. -0.5 stars because its kind of gay

11/4/2026
RapeinIndia
Rape in India

not cool.

11/4/2026
Disappointment
Disappointment

really underwhelming.

11/4/2026
Soap
Soap

good way to get clean but it's got a lot of problems too. -1 star because you need to supply ur own water -0.5 star because its slimey

11/4/2026
Towel
Towel

great way to dry off but not perfect because now the towel is wet and u need another towel to dry it off and then that one's wet too and it's a whole thing

11/4/2026
Deal with the Devil
Deal with the Devil

great way to get what you want. -1 star because there's always some kinda catch :/

11/4/2026
Nuclear power plant
Nuclear power plant

great way to make power but suffers a PR problem. 5 stars if they can get their act together

11/4/2026
Doughnut
Doughnut

almost perfect. -0.5 because my boss got them for us and they all got eaten before i got one 😡

11/4/2026
The New York Times
The New York Times

used to be a great institution... now washed as fuck. mouthpiece of israel.

11/4/2026
Pomegranate
Pomegranate

very tasty but lots of work to eat and it gets stuck in my teeth!

11/4/2026
Hippo signaling pathway
Hippo signaling pathway

great way to get their attention

11/4/2026
Dinosaur size
Dinosaur size

thought they were pretty big but the one in the picture looks real small. confused now. 1 star

11/4/2026
Largenumbers
Large numbers

dont like em!! stick to the small ones.

11/4/2026
Committeefor thePrevention…
Committee for the Prevention of Torture

love these guys!!!

11/4/2026
EuropeanConventionfor the…
European Convention for the Prevention of Torture and Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment

its a good idea for sure but i think limiting it to europe is kinda weird. its still bad in other places

11/4/2026
United Nations Convention Against Torture
United Nations Convention Against Torture

good don't do it!!

11/4/2026
Cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment
Cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment

not nice! cut it out!!!

11/4/2026
Imprisonment
Imprisonment

not ideal

11/4/2026
Plagiarism
Plagiarism

Plagiarism is the representation of another person's language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions as one's own original work.[1][2][3] Although precise definitions vary depending on the institution,[4] in many countries and cultures plagiarism is considered a violation of academic integrity and journalistic ethics, as well as of social norms around learning, teaching, research, fairness, respect, and responsibility.[5] follow for more elfa reviews.

11/4/2026
Phenomenon
Phenomenon

phenomenal

11/4/2026
Reality
Reality

kinda stupid

11/4/2026
Abstraction
Abstraction

good but kinda vague

11/4/2026
Homunculus argument
Homunculus argument

really funny to watch those little guys argue

11/4/2026 · 2 comments
Witchcraft
Witchcraft11/4/2026
Perpetual virginity of Mary
Perpetual virginity of Mary

stop calling mary an incel :(

11/4/2026
Blood rain
Blood rain

honestly pretty metal

11/4/2026
Everything
Everything

solid 3

11/4/2026
BertPeer
Bert Peer

lmfao bert peer

11/4/2026
Gibberish
Gibberish

grrgzhxjajabdismmajdkdndn

11/4/2026
Nomenclature
Nomenclature

lowkey great way to communicate ideas

11/4/2026
AI slop
AI slop11/4/2026
Speaking in tongues
Speaking in tongues

ueeyssa bethopsi hueaaamackakakak guabacheapitah ouantameamaamamo. -1 psipenns gauanee uepenentesh.

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Linear A
Linear A

its just okay

11/4/2026
Present
Present

there's no time like it. -1 star for being inescapable

11/4/2026
Numerical digit
Numerical digit

great for counting stuff

11/4/2026
System
System

fuck the system fight the power!!!

11/4/2026
Behavior
Behavior

great way of doing things

11/4/2026
Altered state of consciousness
Altered state of consciousness

a lotta fun most of the time.. occasionally the worst thing ever

11/4/2026
Spiritpossession
Spirit possession

above average

11/4/2026
Comic Sans
Comic Sans

overhated but still pretty bad

11/4/2026
1738
1738

i got a glock in my rari!!!

11/4/2026
Dogs in warfare
Dogs in warfare

dogs are better suited for peace

11/4/2026
Conflict of interest
Conflict of interest

I have to recuse myself from rating this but others should be aware

11/4/2026
Anti-Black racism
Anti-Black racism

stupid 👎

11/4/2026
Almond Joy
Almond Joy

sophisticated candy for mature adults

11/4/2026
Molecule
Molecule

pretty cool. -1 star for being too little

11/4/2026
Food
Food

mostly good but some of it doesnt taste good so -0.5 star

11/4/2026
Clam juice
Clam juice

tastes like clams.

11/4/2026
Juice
Juice

YUM!!!!

11/4/2026
Ad hominem
Ad hominem

best way to win an argument!!

11/4/2026
Criticism
Criticism

really stupid and pointless.

11/4/2026
Alcoholism
Alcoholism

not great

11/4/2026
Necrosis
Necrosis11/4/2026
Psychological stress
Psychological stress

some may like it but not me.

11/4/2026
Mold
Mold

mixed bag, makes beer also makes food spoil

11/4/2026
Blinking
Blinking

i recommend it.

11/4/2026
Microsecond
Microsecond

who cares way too fast to matter. just say "real fast". gets the job done

11/4/2026
Deadlock (video game)
Deadlock (video game)

i never played it but it makes my gf ignore me 😭

11/4/2026
Earth's rotation
Earth's rotation

honestly goated. keeps me from being burned or frozen alive

11/4/2026
Eugenics
Eugenics

pretty cringe

11/4/2026
Tomorrow (time)
Tomorrow (time)

love it. unfortunately, always a day away

11/4/2026
Rotation
Rotation

really fun but if you overindulge you might throw up :(

11/4/2026
Flesh
Flesh

weak and untrustworthy, but Necessary

11/4/2026
Free content
Free content

didnt pay NUTHIN for it

11/4/2026
Docking and berthing of spacecraft
Docking and berthing of spacecraft

not as cool as it sounds -_-

11/4/2026
United States Senate
United States Senate

democratic (-1.5 stars because it shouldn't exist in the first place though)

11/4/2026
Wage theft
Wage theft

just plain rude.

11/4/2026
Landlord
Landlord

get a real job loser!!!!

11/4/2026
Slum
Slum

not my cup of tea.

11/4/2026
Dick Cox
Dick Cox

redundant. get a grip

11/4/2026
Silliness
Silliness

underrated but NOT APPROPRIATE for serious occasions!!!

11/4/2026
Little Butte Creek
Little Butte Creek

disappointing

11/4/2026
Toilet humour
Toilet humour

lmfao poopy

11/4/2026
Dick Pound
Dick Pound11/4/2026
Dick Stickler
Dick Stickler

please dont 😢

11/4/2026
DickBeverage
Dick Beverage

yuck!!!

11/4/2026
Dick Trickle
Dick Trickle

me when i when me wh me when i i when me when im w

11/4/2026
Dick Head (footballer)
Dick Head (footballer)

complete dickhead!!

11/4/2026
Dick Assman
Dick Assman

luhhhh MAO

11/4/2026
Florida
Florida11/4/2026
10,000,000,000,000
10,000,000,000,000

too big, who needs to count that high. nobody with sense, that's who

11/4/2026
Book cover
Book cover

great way to judge a book

11/4/2026
D-glycero-beta-D-manno-heptose-7-phosphate kinase
D-glycero-beta-D-manno-heptose-7-phosphate kinase

STUPID!!!!

11/4/2026
D-glycero-beta-D-manno-heptose 1-phosphate adenylyltransferase
D-glycero-beta-D-manno-heptose 1-phosphate adenylyltransferase

cool but kind of overrated

11/4/2026
Apathy
Apathy

who cares

11/4/2026
Ö
Ö

looks like a surprised face Ö

11/4/2026
Octanitrocubane
Octanitrocubane

very reddit. insane stats on paper but completely impractical and unnecessary. peak nitroslop

11/4/2026
Teal
Teal

really fantastic color. reminds me of the sea and melancholy and the sky right before dusk

11/4/2026
Eye liner
Eye liner

easily the best makeup

11/4/2026
Uncertainty
Uncertainty

idk tbh

11/4/2026
Delusion
Delusion

the universal solulu

11/4/2026
Insanity defense
Insanity defense

goated way to get out of crimes. -1 star because you do still get sent to grippy sock jail :[

11/4/2026
Insanity
Insanity

not the best but it produces a lot of good art

11/4/2026
Sanity
Sanity

good i guess but kinda overrated

11/4/2026
Idea
Idea

lotsa good ones, lotsa bad ones. slightly above average cause life would be mad boring without them

11/4/2026
Information
Information

good way to make decisions.

11/4/2026
School shooting
School shooting

dont do it

11/4/2026
Violence
Violence

mostly bad but once in a blue moon it's necessary. also looks pretty cool in movies and such

11/4/2026
Pyrex
Pyrex

mostly good but if it breaks it gets everywhere

11/4/2026
Cheese
Cheese

rotten milk, yuck!!! +1 star because it is part of pizza.

11/4/2026
Deception
Deception

foundation of a lot of trickery and tomfoolery. can also be used for bad purposes

11/4/2026
Visual appearance
Visual appearance

it can be very deceiving.

11/4/2026
Puddle
Puddle

natures waterbottle. -1 star because sometimes it makes my socks wet

11/4/2026
Softwarerot
Software rot

yup yup yup

11/4/2026
Girlfriend
Girlfriend

i luv my gf!!!

11/4/2026
Stretching
Stretching

good but it hurts somtimes :[

11/4/2026
American imperialism
American imperialism

not for me.

11/4/2026
Kevin Gates
Kevin Gates

he can start a car battery with his hands

11/4/2026
Cruelty to animals
Cruelty to animals

:[

11/4/2026
X
X

lame. "cks" in disguise. Greatest thing it ever did was close a computer tab. embarrassing

11/4/2026
A
A

A letter, a word, a worldwide movement. breathtaking

11/4/2026
Lolicon
Lolicon11/4/2026
London, Kiribati
London, Kiribati

easily the best city named london

11/4/2026
Popcorn
Popcorn

i can get enough of the stuff.

11/4/2026
Lil B
Lil B

so based he invented the word based. what more can i say, the best to ever do it THANK YOU BASED GOD🙏 TYBG TYBG TYBG TYBG

11/4/2026
Police
Police

oink oink

11/4/2026
Incel
Incel

good for a laugh and not much else.

11/4/2026
Pizza
Pizza11/4/2026
Mulch
Mulch

great texture, decent flavor

11/4/2026
Joseph Stalin
Joseph Stalin

Communist

11/4/2026 · 1 comment
Poland, Kiribati
Poland, Kiribati

so iconic they named a village in europe after it

11/4/2026
Tel Aviv
Tel Aviv11/4/2026
Batman, Turkey
Batman, Turkey

i like both.

11/4/2026
Boops boops
Boops boops

boops boops is a really good name for a really good fish

11/4/2026
In-N-Out Burger
In-N-Out Burger

never been there.

11/4/2026
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky

great game

11/4/2026
Imperfect
Imperfect

great but not perfect

11/4/2026
Hydrogen
Hydrogen

very chill friendly element. will make friends with almost anybody but isn't pushy about it

11/4/2026
Helium
Helium

hehehe funny voice :D -0.5 for being too stuck up to bond with anyone

11/4/2026
Fluorine
Fluorine

dangerous and powerful but also very desperate. kindof a loser for that tbh

11/4/2026
C
C

mostly useless and could be replaced with K and S. still gets two stars because CH is a good sound.

11/4/2026
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan

weird loser

11/4/2026
Lisdexamfetamine
Lisdexamfetamine

like amfetamin but he brought his annoying little cousin along. go away lysine!! nobody likes you

11/4/2026
Yuri (genre)
Yuri (genre)

very good storys about how to make friends. but sometimes they kiss?? idk it makes sense if u read it.

11/4/2026
Old person smell
Old person smell

yuck!!!

11/4/2026
Smell of Female
Smell of Female

usually its good..but sometimes its bad.

11/4/2026
Transmisogyny
Transmisogyny11/4/2026
Lesbian
Lesbian11/4/2026
Foolishness
Foolishness11/4/2026
Toy
Toy

very awesome :D

11/4/2026
Penectomy
Penectomy

meh. just average

11/4/2026
Mother
Mother

i love my mama. 0.5 off bwcause she yells at me sometimes.

11/4/2026
Armpitfart
Armpit fart

funny like a fart but no bad smell.

11/4/2026
Nose picking
Nose picking

good clean fun!

11/4/2026
Flatulence
Flatulence

average. smells bad but sometimes its funny.

11/4/2026
Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler

very loser guy

11/4/2026
Prejudice
Prejudice

boooo stupid 😡👎👎👎

11/4/2026
List of mammals displaying homosexual behavior
List of mammals displaying homosexual behavior11/4/2026
Batman District
Batman District

batman is cool but i dont like the oil well

11/3/2026
Burpengary
Burpengary

good old burpin gary

11/3/2026
Buttock cleavage
Buttock cleavage

prevents monobutt

11/3/2026
Femalesperm
Female sperm

germ

11/3/2026
Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg11/3/2026
Suffering
Suffering

i could take it or leave it

11/3/2026
Yaldabaoth
Yaldabaoth

kindof a loser tbh. made some cool stuff but most of it is stupid.

11/3/2026
Buttocks
Buttocks

i like lookin at em

11/3/2026
Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos11/3/2026
Employment
Employment

dumb!!!

11/3/2026
Eradicationofsuffering
Eradication of suffering

pretty good idea

11/3/2026
List ofnumbers
List of numbers

too many. calm down

11/3/2026
Lists ofproblems
Lists of problems

someone should do something about these :(

11/3/2026
List oflistsoflists
List of lists of lists

a little silly imo

11/3/2026
Binary star
Binary star11/3/2026