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once spent a whole hour very slowly chopping mushrooms on ketamine and had a breakdown because cutting them on a wooden board felt unnatural. made me gain a new perspective on life

I respect them as much as I fear them

does what it's supposed to do, kinda (my hands and feet are never getting warm again)

fourth pressing. yea like that's gonna be a party in your mouth

you will never remember anything ever again but you will be chill as fuck so who's to say

I still have a lot of anger on it and I've been taking it for years so I can't even remember how angry I must have been before... also why would you make it taste like blackcurrant that's awful

probably the worst color you can be as an annoying guy

helps me look at wife

well well well... not so funny now is it

there is nothing outside the sext

I dream of frolicking in a field with her

will graham not very good at drawing these

I need House bite to live

counting or not counting gong violence

that scene where hannibal shoves an ear down will's throat is gayer than many gay things including sex

if i hear that faggot say This is my design one more time I swear to god

what did they say the greatest invention before the wheel was

what did they say the greatest invention before the printing press was

what did they say the greatest invention before sliced bread was

should have an EGOT

they invented screaming

borat speaks of this

they should consider doing the dishes maybe

americans love this one. have to say their advent calendar is pretty good

makes life bearable

gayest straight movie ever made

spiritually american

proof that god loves homosexuals

you will jerk off like never before

tpying my review with one jand

sure hope she does

yea I get my porn on compend you wouldnt get it

we get a pretty bad rep but we're great at what we do (arguing)

they were already doing autism 2000 years ago

don't wanna brag but I had some bloody good lesbian sex to that album

my worst performance yet

hate the sinner. love the sin tho

love the burger hate the ham

that's mother

Im people and I can't do anything

I really didn't stand a chance did I

I _am_ sick and I _am_ not well

I think you should reconsider. probably useful if you're making a fire

(gen z voice) bnnuy...

missing my wife while she's washing the dishes so 1 star. really good for hygiene tho so 2 more stars. but really annoying to do so I take 1 star back.

I miss being groomed there

heartwarming: the worst person you know's favorite movie is Interstellar

god gives his strongest piss kinks to his weakest UTI-prone soldiers

ruined my life for about 2 weeks

never watching it again

oh that's gore... that's gore of my fave depeche mode member...

developed some pretty strong mommy issues and put her picture in a locket. have a shortcut for it on my phone keyboard. try a pb&j with her delicious concoction and thank me later (no but really come here and thank me later)

fuckass name. oh I have POTS no im not high okay yea I probably am. but that still stands. well no it doesnt

girls love me for I am good at it

not all bisexuals but always a bisexual

image so funny I had to give it 4 stars

I will never stop deadnaming her

evil incarnate. pretty in a dress tho

S-tier rodent. should not die that easily man

me talking to my sociologists peers: sociology, a pseudoscience, as you know, // me talking to anyone else: well well well. would you look at those Numbers & Statistics. I Love Doing The Big Science

I mean They

word has it they hold up half the sky?

mmmm 2 tits 1 pussy